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rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#26: Jun 5th 2010 at 11:44:13 PM

That's really not how Coarse works...

Output- One (1) Box of Doublestuff oreos, each with half of the caloric content of regular oreos.

Input- Twenty (20) US Dollars in quarters
Setting: Very Fine

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#27: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:34:59 AM

Output- Five (5) triangular pieces of an unknown iridescent metal, slightly radioactive, with markings suggesting they are to be used as currency.

Input- One (1) sheep's horn. Setting: Coarse

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#28: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:39:50 AM

It's been somewhat proven that SCP-914 is sentient. Why can't it turn some gum into its liquefied base form?

Output: Protein, Kerotin, Dust, generally the things that go into a horn.

Input: One copy of Prototype

Setting: 1:1

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#29: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:47:08 AM

Output- One (1) copy of In Famous.

Input- Seven (7) wooden blocks painted the colors of the visible spectrum.

Setting: Very Fine

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#30: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:53:17 AM

Output: One (1) Rubik's Cube. When solving said cube was attempted, subject was dragged into another dimension by humanoid creatures wearing black bondage gear. Output classified as SCP and brought into containment.

Input: One (1) normal Rubik's Cube.

Setting: Rough

edited 6th Jun '10 12:53:33 AM by Eatdembeanz

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#31: Jun 6th 2010 at 6:46:02 AM

Output: Several neat piles of plastics and paints, arranged in a row.

Input: 1995 Godzilla Heisei action figure; Setting: fine.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#32: Jun 6th 2010 at 6:46:02 AM

Output: Several neat piles of plastics and paints, arranged in a row.

Input: 1995 Godzilla Heisei action figure; Setting: fine.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#33: Jun 6th 2010 at 8:54:00 AM

Output: One Godzilla figure of a later model. Has a button on its back. When button is pressed, the figure waddles around and shoots mock flames.

Input: One copy of Avatar.

Setting: 1:1

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#34: Jun 6th 2010 at 8:55:34 AM

Output: One copy of Titanic.

Input: Traditional Teddy Bear. Setting: Fine.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#35: Jun 6th 2010 at 8:57:00 AM

^^ Output: One copy of Pocahontas.

^ Output: An identical teddy bear, but made with a great deal more care, and the finest materials.

Input: A small gold ring, inset with a ruby, an emerald, a sapphire, and an opal.

Setting: Rough

edited 6th Jun '10 8:57:42 AM by Darxzero

Escape.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#36: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:00:35 AM

^^ Output: One Teddy Bear. When a switch on its back is pressed, it turns into a live bear cub. Bear cub was detained and sent to a wildlife preserve.

^Output: Several minerals adorned with a thin layer of solid carbon.

Input: One bottle of vodka, from an unknown company.

Setting: Very Fine

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#37: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:02:26 AM

Output: One bottle of unidentified liquid with alcoholic properties. Can be used as an anesthetic and alleviates ulcers. Extremely intoxicating.

Input: One copy of The Death Of Superman (paperback format). setting: 1.1

edited 6th Jun '10 9:08:43 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#38: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:04:53 AM

Output: One copy of Superman from the last month.

Input: Eighteen dollars

Setting: Very Fine.

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#39: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:10:52 AM

Output: seven pounds of an unidentified granular compound, presumably worth eighteen (18) dollars.

Input: One king-size bed. Setting: Fine.

The Danse Macabre Codex
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#40: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:14:48 AM

Output: One king-sized bed with a button on the side. when a coin is pressed into a slot below the button, and the button is pressed, the bed vibrates. Presumably, it is a massage bed.

Input: One foot-long piece of wood from an oak tree.

Setting: Very Fine

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#41: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:18:51 AM

Output: 1x log cabin made of Maple.

Input: 2x treadmils, one painted black, the other painted blue.

Setting: Fine

edited 6th Jun '10 9:18:58 AM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#42: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:20:17 AM

Output: One dark blue two-layered conveyor belt.

Input: One Cockroach

Setting: 1:1

VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#43: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:23:17 AM

Output: One double-sized treadmill. Subsequent testing indicates effects upon the user greater than what would be expected from normal use. Four ants.

Input: One nuclear bomb.
Setting: Rough.

edited 6th Jun '10 9:24:46 AM by VampireBuddha

Ukrainian Red Cross
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#44: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:23:40 AM

^^Output: One dead scarab beetle.

^Output: One pile of assorted fissionables, lead sheets, and other components for a nuclear bomb. All emit lethal amounts of radiation.

Input: One ostrich egg. Setting: Coarse.

edited 6th Jun '10 9:25:13 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#45: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:24:27 AM

Output: [Experiment cancelled] Oi! What're you doing?! -Dr. Who

Output: One egg shell, and an embryo

Input: One Cockroach

Setting: Fine

edited 6th Jun '10 9:25:05 AM by Eatdembeanz

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#46: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:26:53 AM

Output: One hissing cockroach.

Input: One Pharaonic Sarcophagus. Setting: Very Fine.

The Danse Macabre Codex
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#47: Jun 6th 2010 at 9:30:39 AM

Output: One Sarcophagous. When a subject was placed in it, subject was immediately mummified, and then revived as an undead monster. Mummy slaughtered [Expunged] personnel before falling. Reclassified as SCP-[Expunged]

Input: One copy of the Steam client on a flash drive.

Setting: Very Fine.

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#48: Jun 6th 2010 at 10:18:10 AM

Output: <Data Expunged> It will be given to Dr. Gears as a personal item. Dr. Gears: This is like video game heaven!

Input: 3x blueberry waffles, one of them cut into 4 (four) equal pieces.

Setting: Coarse

Eatdem, you seem to be confusing Coarse with Rough. ROUGH is where the item is broken up into basic materials. Coarse is not. Sorry if this is not the case.

edited 6th Jun '10 10:19:43 AM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.
Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#49: Jun 6th 2010 at 10:31:04 AM

Well, what does Coarse do? Does it just cut the material into segments or something?

VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#50: Jun 6th 2010 at 10:54:15 AM

Rough destroys it, Coarse separates it into its component parts, 1:1 rearranges it into something of equivalent value, Fine improves it, and Very Fine improves it a lot

Output: Small piles of blueberries and flour, a small puddle of cream, and a puddle of a yellow substance later identified as a beaten egg.

Input: 500g of plutonium.
Setting: Coarse.

Ukrainian Red Cross

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