An assortment of Mario, Lo Z, and Metroid cartridges.
War and Peace/// Setting: Fine.
"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."A copy of The Divine Comedy
A 1 TB hard drive fulla porn Setting: Very Fine.
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*A single, large hardcover book titled "Harry potter, The abridged series". It appears to be shorter than the original series.
Input: The entire Discography of Dream Theater, Metallica, Yes, Rush, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Pendulum, and The Beatles.
One Laptop.
One High-Fidelity Sound System.
Setting: Very Fine
You liar.Result: [Data Expunged] several class D personnel had to be terminated. Incineration Suggested
Input: SCP-682
Setting: Very Fine
^^Output: AlienTM Computer, fully functional. Has roughly 400% memory capacity of a standard computer of this make and model.
^Output: Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii.
Input: A box of assorted minerals
Setting: Very fine
edited 5th Jun '10 8:05:17 PM by SpainSun
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....Output: 1 Lego replica of Death Egg. Not a licensed Lego model.
Input: 1 toilet. (setting: fine)
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!^^ Output: Wooden sculpture of the Death Star
^ Output: 1 x toilet with some automated functions
Input: 1 x M134 minigun, unloaded
Setting: Very Fine
edited 5th Jun '10 8:20:19 PM by RTHSFF
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeecheOutput: A pile of wood chips. Species of origin unknown.
Input: Distilled water.
Setting: Awesome Very Fine

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One poster posts an object and setting (Rough, Coarse, 1:1, fine, very fine). The next poster tells us the result.
For Example:
Alice: A copy of Twilight Setting: 1:1
Bob: The doors open to reveal a steaming pile of excrement.
Here goes:
A Nintendo DS Setting: Fine
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*