A Nigh Invulnerable Force-using Artificial Penguin Reality Warper with red hair and a built in toaster and two huge chainswords who has psychokinesis, the ability to jump stupidly high, the ability to make up to six clones of itself, and can make people Taken For Granite. He also wields two S A80s, two BF Gs, two flamethrowers, a Macross Missile Massacre, a single rose in his teeth, a Roboticizer and Fire Flower dispenser, and a cooler containing chocolate bars. In a small holster on his hip, he keeps an eleven inch wand, created with holly and phoenix feather, and rolled up degrees in theoretical physics and engineering. He owns a fez which can turn into a guitar for him to play. A pair of jet engines on his back allows for the ability to fly, much like a jetpack, while allowing his teeth to twinkle in their shininess. He currently stars in 24 as the leading role Jack Bauer, and is critically acclaimed in my pants(!)
in my pants.
How'd he fit there?
EDIT: Fuck you, hotlink filter of TV Tropes.
edited 12th Aug '10 4:47:04 PM by JackMackerel
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.King Incognito in my pants.
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!Cute Shotaro Boy in my pants
<OOC (Out Of Clipboard): I MEAN, HE'S WEARING THEM>
edited 13th Aug '10 3:29:11 AM by Korodzik

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KORPIKLAANI - Vodka 'in my pants.'
After listening to the dicks, pussies and assholes monologue in Team America, I could think about one thing only: "You are what you eat."