[Elle]
There! Right there!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh please he's gay, totally gay
[Calahan]
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
[All]
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically matically fay?
[Emmett]
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
[Elle]
Look at his silk translucent socks
[Calahan]
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
[Elle]
What are we seeing?
[Calahan]
Is he gay?
[Elle]
Of course he's gay
[Calahan]
Or european?
[All]
Oh
Gay or european?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
[Warner]
Well, hey don't look at me
[Vivian]
You see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
[All]
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like ciao bella
While they kiss you on both cheeks
[Elle]
Oh please
[All]
Gay or european?
So many shades of gray
[Warner]
Depending on the time of day
The french go either way
[All]
Is he gay or european?
Or
[Eden]
There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way
[All]
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
[Elle]
Is automatically, radically
[Calahan]
Ironically, cronically
[Vivian]
Scurtinly, curtainly
[Warner]
Genetically, netically
[All]
Gay!
Officially gay!
Officially gay, gay, gay, gay!
Dammit
Gay or european?
[Calahan]
So stylish and relaxed
[All]
Is he gay or european?
[Calahan]
I think his chest is waxed
[Vivian]
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
[All]
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
[Brooke]
Yet his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed
[All]
Huh
Gay or european?
So many shades of gray
[Judge]
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at 8 on Saturday
[All]
Is he gay or european?
Gay or european?
Gay or euro-
[Emmett]
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
[Calahan]
The floor is yours
[Emmett]
So mr. Argitacos
This alleged affair with ms. Windam
Has been going on for?
[Nicos]
2 years
[Emmett]
And your first name again is?
(Nicos)
Nicos
[Emmett]
And your boyfriend's name is?
[Nicos]
Carlos
I'm sorry! I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Carlos is my best friend
[Carlos]
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and european!
And neither is disgrace
You've got to stop your being
A completely closet case
It's me, not her, he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret
[Nicos]
I'm straight!
[Carlos]
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!
[All]
And european!
[Carlos]
He's gay!
[All]
And european!
[Carlos]
He's gay!
[All]
And european and gay!
[Nicos]
Fine okay I'm gay!
[All]
Hooray!
[Nicos and carlos]
Fine, okay, we're gay in my pants
Don't ask
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
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in my pants.
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Edited by Bubblepig on Sep 25th 2022 at 4:02:01 AM
"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5NXd5ReH-Y
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