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ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#6851: Aug 16th 2022 at 9:06:17 AM

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2oIC8UiVAi8yi3MXSaAneK?si=JVJAq3_xTtqp2CoO_w_L3Q&utm_source=copy-link in my pants

Uhhh...

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#6852: Aug 16th 2022 at 9:15:05 AM

[Elle]

There! Right there!

Look at that tan, that tinted skin

Look at the killer shape he's in

Look at that slightly stubly chin

Oh please he's gay, totally gay

[Calahan]

I'm not about to celebrate

Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate

This guy's not gay, I say not gay

[All]

That is the elephant in the room

Well, is it relevant to assume

That a man who wears perfume

Is automatically matically fay?

[Emmett]

But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

[Elle]

Look at his silk translucent socks

[Calahan]

There's the eternal paradox

Look what we're seeing

[Elle]

What are we seeing?

[Calahan]

Is he gay?

[Elle]

Of course he's gay

[Calahan]

Or european?

[All]

Oh

Gay or european?

It's hard to guarantee

Is he gay or european?

[Warner]

Well, hey don't look at me

[Vivian]

You see they bring their boys up different

In those charming foreign ports

They play peculiar sports

[All]

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Gay or foreign fella?

The answer could take weeks

They both say things like ciao bella

While they kiss you on both cheeks

[Elle]

Oh please

[All]

Gay or european?

So many shades of gray

[Warner]

Depending on the time of day

The french go either way

[All]

Is he gay or european?

Or

[Eden]

There! Right there!

Look at that condescending smirk

Seen it on every guy at work

That is a metro-hetro jerk

That guy's not gay, I say no way

[All]

That is the elephant in the room

Well is it relevant to presume

That a hottie in that costume

[Elle]

Is automatically, radically

[Calahan]

Ironically, cronically

[Vivian]

Scurtinly, curtainly

[Warner]

Genetically, netically

[All]

Gay!

Officially gay!

Officially gay, gay, gay, gay!

Dammit

Gay or european?

[Calahan]

So stylish and relaxed

[All]

Is he gay or european?

[Calahan]

I think his chest is waxed

[Vivian]

But they bring their boys up different there

It's culturally diverse

It's not a fashion curse

[All]

If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

Gay or just exotic?

I still can't crack the code

[Brooke]

Yet his accent is hypnotic

But his shoes are pointy toed

[All]

Huh

Gay or european?

So many shades of gray

[Judge]

But if he turns out straight

I'm free at 8 on Saturday

[All]

Is he gay or european?

Gay or european?

Gay or euro-

[Emmett]

Wait a minute!

Give me a chance to crack this guy

I have an idea I'd like to try

[Calahan]

The floor is yours

[Emmett]

So mr. Argitacos

This alleged affair with ms. Windam

Has been going on for?

[Nicos]

2 years

[Emmett]

And your first name again is?

(Nicos)

Nicos

[Emmett]

And your boyfriend's name is?

[Nicos]

Carlos

I'm sorry! I misunderstand

You say boyfriend

I thought you say best friend

Carlos is my best friend

[Carlos]

You bastard!

You lying bastard!

That's it

I no cover for you, no more!

Peoples

I have a big announcement

This man is gay and european!

And neither is disgrace

You've got to stop your being

A completely closet case

It's me, not her, he's seein'

No matter what he say

I swear he never ever ever swing the other way

You are so gay

You big parfait!

You flaming boy in cabaret

[Nicos]

I'm straight!

[Carlos]

You were not yesterday

So if I may, I'm proud to say

He's gay!

[All]

And european!

[Carlos]

He's gay!

[All]

And european!

[Carlos]

He's gay!

[All]

And european and gay!

[Nicos]

Fine okay I'm gay!

[All]

Hooray!

[Nicos and carlos]

Fine, okay, we're gay in my pants


Don't ask

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#6853: Aug 17th 2022 at 9:24:19 AM

I dunno XD in my pants.

You can't prove it won't happen.
Heyitsgalaxycreeper Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#6854: Aug 17th 2022 at 9:24:39 AM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tmp_17529-00016-15776052176322_jpg_100.png in my pants

wait no

Edited by Heyitsgalaxycreeper on Aug 17th 2022 at 4:24:52 PM

yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#6855: Sep 5th 2022 at 6:29:35 PM

Nothing like good ol’ Hurt/Comfort to start the week in my pants.

You can't prove it won't happen.
StewieGriffin34 from Sea ice (Season 2) Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#6856: Sep 5th 2022 at 6:34:10 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_20191231_113119.jpg in my pants.

He/they | Mostly here on my free days
badtothebaritone (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#6858: Sep 12th 2022 at 7:51:40 AM

lost in the berries in my pants.

You can't prove it won't happen.
Spinosegnosaurus77 Ramen Fairy from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#6860: Sep 12th 2022 at 8:50:53 AM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/6t4c3s.jpg in my pants

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#6861: Sep 12th 2022 at 8:51:37 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vng6i0hKhnM in my pants.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
KitkatKK2 Siffrin from ???? Since: Jul, 2022 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Siffrin
#6863: Sep 12th 2022 at 9:50:48 AM

Matryoshka in my pants

Just a wanderer.
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#6864: Sep 24th 2022 at 5:45:37 PM

in my pants.

You can't prove it won't happen.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#6865: Sep 24th 2022 at 5:46:46 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSa4vw_1gEc in my pants.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#6866: Sep 24th 2022 at 6:00:45 PM

https://youtu.be/9mQk7Evt6Vs in my pants

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#6867: Sep 25th 2022 at 4:27:59 AM

Seriously? THIS is what you used the broken hero sword for? in my pants

Local chaetognath fan
Heyitsgalaxycreeper Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#6869: Sep 25th 2022 at 4:45:33 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBdfNZxasiw in my pants.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#6872: Sep 25th 2022 at 3:04:10 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brVf-bXl2Ow in my pants.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
SaifuuSuri Killua Zoldyck from Kukuroo Mountain Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Killua Zoldyck
#6874: Sep 25th 2022 at 4:03:08 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/thrnhzu8v2611_jpg_100.png

In my pants.

Wow, I'm so humble!
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#6875: Sep 25th 2022 at 4:06:44 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5NXd5ReH-Y in my pants.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie

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