6: Have a wank in front of your girlfriend's parents.
7: Do a crap on their car as you leave.
Ukrainian Red Cross12: Insult Otto Von Bismark's Nice Hat.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.14. Stand on the table and sing loudly. In the silent study section of the library. A library that has its own police force. An armed police force. With a license to kill.
Heapers’ HangoutWear a suspiciously heavy trenchcoat which has been sprayed with fertilizers. Buy an air ticket to USA at the last minute at a crowded airport, and bring a suitcase as carry-on baggage.
Just after the plane takes off, run from one end of the plane to the other end/cockpit with your suitcase screaming, "I HAVE A BOMB AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!"
19. Crossdress and scream, "I'M A GIRL/BOY!!!" in the middle of your local Walmart.
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oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘20: Lay down on quick-growing bamboo and lash yourself to the ground near it.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

- Proclaim yourself King of All the World, enforce this claim with plastic army men.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....