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SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#1: Oct 1st 2010 at 1:03:00 PM

  1. Proclaim yourself King of All the World, enforce this claim with plastic army men.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2: Oct 1st 2010 at 1:36:00 PM

2. Learn to fly the hard way.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#3: Oct 1st 2010 at 1:36:41 PM

3. When someone offends you, make an embarrassingly personal remark and go drill holes in their plumbing.

Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#4: Oct 1st 2010 at 1:56:49 PM

4. Smear your hands with blood and stick them in a shark tank.

edited 1st Oct '10 1:57:10 PM by Liisiko

Insert witty one-liner here.
CoyoticEvil Since: Jan, 2001
#5: Oct 1st 2010 at 2:15:04 PM

5 Smash a beehive. (Meh, autonumbering.)

edited 1st Oct '10 2:15:35 PM by CoyoticEvil

VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#6: Oct 1st 2010 at 3:07:40 PM

6: Have a wank in front of your girlfriend's parents.

7: Do a crap on their car as you leave.

Ukrainian Red Cross
mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001
Youkai Serious
#7: Oct 1st 2010 at 5:22:35 PM

Announce that you are going to start a war against "all trolls". Wave a samurai sword around while you do this.

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#8: Oct 1st 2010 at 5:56:02 PM

9: Sit down on a colony of bullet ants.

edited 1st Oct '10 5:56:11 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#9: Oct 1st 2010 at 7:08:11 PM

10: Sit down on a colony of any given deadly animal.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#10: Oct 1st 2010 at 7:13:24 PM

11: Eat some wood screws.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#11: Oct 1st 2010 at 7:33:08 PM

12: Insult Otto Von Bismark's Nice Hat.

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Swish Long Live the King Since: Jan, 2001
Long Live the King
#12: Oct 1st 2010 at 7:37:59 PM

13. Attempt to slay an oncoming train with a katana.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#13: Oct 1st 2010 at 7:42:04 PM

14. Stand on the table and sing loudly. In the silent study section of the library. A library that has its own police force. An armed police force. With a license to kill.

Heapers’ Hangout
dragonKhorse Since: Feb, 2010
#14: Oct 1st 2010 at 9:02:28 PM

Wear a suspiciously heavy trenchcoat which has been sprayed with fertilizers. Buy an air ticket to USA at the last minute at a crowded airport, and bring a suitcase as carry-on baggage.

Just after the plane takes off, run from one end of the plane to the other end/cockpit with your suitcase screaming, "I HAVE A BOMB AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!"

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#15: Oct 1st 2010 at 9:33:06 PM

15: Travel back in time and prevent your parents from meeting.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#16: Oct 1st 2010 at 9:50:33 PM

16. Dress up as a weasel and dance the can-can.

edited 1st Oct '10 9:50:57 PM by CountDorku

Quantumawsome Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#17: Oct 3rd 2010 at 1:13:24 PM

17. Go on Tvtropes.

edited 3rd Oct '10 1:13:54 PM by Quantumawsome

Everest Since: Sep, 2011
#18: Oct 3rd 2010 at 7:07:20 PM

18. Party-boy behind as many strangers as you can before being assaulted.

Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#19: Oct 3rd 2010 at 7:12:43 PM

19. Crossdress and scream, "I'M A GIRL/BOY!!!" in the middle of your local Walmart.

(This post sponsored by your friends at Target. Expect more, pay less.)

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
CoyoticEvil Since: Jan, 2001
#21: Oct 4th 2010 at 8:42:33 PM

21.- Put your hand in liquid nitrogen and pull out quickly. Now attempt the same with your head.

RobbieRotten Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#24: Oct 4th 2010 at 8:59:54 PM

24: Attempt to swallow your own fist. While wearing gauntlets.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#25: Oct 5th 2010 at 12:32:04 AM

25: Call a police officer "Tinker-Bell"

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.

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