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Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#202: Apr 22nd 2010 at 11:55:45 AM

Well, I do know that the damn Tengu took my halfcoat, so somebody needs to call them back.

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#203: Apr 22nd 2010 at 12:31:51 PM

I have the halfcoat, the Tengu traded it to me for some pocky.

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FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#204: Apr 22nd 2010 at 12:44:12 PM

Snakes, huh? Well, I guess that explains the mongooses. ...Mongeese?

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#205: Apr 22nd 2010 at 7:09:14 PM

You mean the ones the mad geneticist turned loose.

Who watches the watchmen?
Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#206: Apr 22nd 2010 at 7:16:55 PM

Yeah, after he pacified the Larry King clone.

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Headfullofimaginary Since: May, 2009
#207: Apr 23rd 2010 at 12:30:39 PM

... um, that was really Larry King. By that point the clone had gone off with those Austrian diplomats, remember?

Did anyone actually invite them, by the way?

edited 23rd Apr '10 12:32:06 PM by Headfullofimaginary

Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#208: Apr 23rd 2010 at 12:59:01 PM

^ The lobster dipolmats invited them, but I still don't know why they wanted to meet at a deli on Earth Day.

edited 23rd Apr '10 12:59:26 PM by Liisiko

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Headfullofimaginary Since: May, 2009
#209: Apr 23rd 2010 at 1:25:51 PM

Oh, that was Chernabog's decision! He was orchestrating it, you see. Gunther told me, before he got drunk and did that thing with the Cauliflower that I'd rather not mention right now.

edited 23rd Apr '10 1:26:16 PM by Headfullofimaginary

MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#210: Apr 23rd 2010 at 1:39:45 PM

But what about the astronauts? They showed up uninvited and unexpectedly. At least they brought drinks.

NatTheWriter Since: Oct, 2011
#211: Apr 23rd 2010 at 1:41:37 PM

Yeah, they bought "drinks". So, why were the drinks brimming with guacamole, cheerios, and goldfish?

In any case, there weren't enough desk lamps to go around, so.

FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#212: Apr 24th 2010 at 12:56:20 PM

I dunno, man. Ask the tattoo artist. I think she's still passed out in Alice Cooper's Humvee.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
NiftyLostKite It's me. from Freddy's Since: May, 2009
It's me.
#213: Apr 24th 2010 at 1:02:29 PM

These are Dr. Wily's desk lamps. Wait, he wasn't invited was he?

...Let us in...
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#214: Apr 24th 2010 at 1:04:40 PM

I think the pirates stopped him at the door.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
SomeSortOfTroper Since: Jan, 2001
#215: Apr 24th 2010 at 1:24:40 PM

Oh so that's why he had all that bolognese on him when he was arrested.

Hatter Retrosexual from Anytown, USA Since: Apr, 2010
Retrosexual
#216: Apr 24th 2010 at 3:46:12 PM

Technically, it wasn't bolognese; it was a Chinese dairy-based noodle dish. That was the reason why the Triad was after him, remember?

Walk the dinosaur.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#217: Apr 24th 2010 at 3:50:17 PM

I thought the Russians were after him, not the Triads.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Hatter Retrosexual from Anytown, USA Since: Apr, 2010
Retrosexual
#218: Apr 24th 2010 at 3:51:40 PM

It was a joint effort, I think. Something about a ritual or a curse or something. Llamas were involved.

Walk the dinosaur.
takashi.0 Sayonara, Monty Oum from Somewhere Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Sayonara, Monty Oum
#219: Apr 24th 2010 at 4:03:47 PM

Goddamit, those ninjas stole my diamonds again.

GIMME BACK MY DIAMONDS!

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#220: Apr 24th 2010 at 4:39:11 PM

I swear I shot 10 of them off the roof. Didn't we pay them off this time"?

Who watches the watchmen?
Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#221: Apr 26th 2010 at 8:59:13 PM

I guess not, cause I keep finding the bastards in my sock drawer. Who hired the magician, anyway?

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krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#222: Apr 26th 2010 at 9:00:21 PM

I did. I swear, I called Zachary Zatara, not...Criss Angel.

edited 26th Apr '10 9:01:21 PM by krrackknut

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#223: Apr 26th 2010 at 9:52:26 PM

Well tell him to stop bleeding and crying its getting on the carpet. Who left him alone with with Bear Calvary anyway?

Who watches the watchmen?
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#224: Apr 26th 2010 at 10:24:44 PM

Eh... heh heh... heh heh heh...

Look, the elephant pushed the Clamato margaritas on me; I had no choice!

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#225: Apr 27th 2010 at 2:37:24 AM

The same could be said of all religions.


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