No it was Zudak...or someone impersonating him.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."No, no, Meat tried to warn us! I knew we should have listened, man!
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaBut we did listen! We just apparently didn't take it serious enough.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."Clearly, as this whole thread has evolved into a bulldozer-driven Eldritch Abomination.
edited 20th Apr '10 9:00:31 PM by Takwin
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)THEY CAN DRIVE BULLDOZERS NOW?!!
We're fucked.
Walk the dinosaur.^^Psh I already said Dick Cheney drove one of the bulldozers.
Goddamn motherfuckin' ninjas.
edited 20th Apr '10 9:01:44 PM by MEPT72
Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/Don't mention the ninjas. We said we would never speak of it again.
Walk the dinosaur.THE NINJAS RAN OFF WITH MY WIFE!
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaWhat about the Tengu? Can we talk about those?
An useless name, a forsaken connection.Oh, of course! Don't you know? Those we willingly invited. They're killer drummers, y'know.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaBut they left their drums when they left! Do you know how heavy a tengu drum set is?
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."Hey I'm the guy who had to carry in all the instruments for the Knight Templar Double Bass Quartet, don't talk to me about heavy.
Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/At least their stuff had a forklift as an option.
Now if only we could find the forklift we can clean it up easier.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."So long as Weird Al doesn't get near the didgeridoos again, I'll be fine.
Walk the dinosaur.Hey, did someone here order a half-dozen Canadian loggers? Well, they're here and they said something about punch and pie.
=^.^= . o O (derail by HoYay)Eh. Just leave 'em there. They'll be OK.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaDid the loggers remember to bring the pony?
By the way how did the Companion Cube ended up in my pocket? It wasn't even mine. I loaned mine to the pizza guy.
Insert witty one-liner here.Has anyone seen my Cool Shades? I took them off while the leggy plumber and I were... you know. With the plunging, and the chopsticks...
edited 21st Apr '10 2:34:14 PM by AgentNomnomJayden
JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE FEDS GET IN THE CARThey weren't star-shaped, were they? Because if so... we may need to call the Tengu back.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaThey're not red, big, and pointy, are they?
An useless name, a forsaken connection.Some blond guy in a red outfit was asking for sunglasses. He seemed in a bit of a hurry, so I just gave him the nearest pair. Sorry. Also I just wanted to get rid of him. He wouldn't stop ranting about how humanity should move to space or something.
I guess it is.Red outfit? Well, at least now we know who's sunglasses that drunk Chinese acrobat stole. Hey, did they ever manage to get the elephant out from under all those chairs?
Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?
Would you rather it had been scorpions?
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Oh god...
Please tell me Meat wasn't involved.
Ruining everything forever.