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Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault Since: Oct, 2009
Gerald Zosewater
#176: Apr 20th 2010 at 6:08:17 PM

Oh god...

Please tell me Meat wasn't involved.

Ruining everything forever.
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#177: Apr 20th 2010 at 6:37:20 PM

No it was Zudak...or someone impersonating him.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#178: Apr 20th 2010 at 7:02:15 PM

No, no, Meat tried to warn us! I knew we should have listened, man!

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#179: Apr 20th 2010 at 7:07:00 PM

But we did listen! We just apparently didn't take it serious enough.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#180: Apr 20th 2010 at 9:00:23 PM

Clearly, as this whole thread has evolved into a bulldozer-driven Eldritch Abomination.

edited 20th Apr '10 9:00:31 PM by Takwin

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Hatter Retrosexual from Anytown, USA Since: Apr, 2010
Retrosexual
#181: Apr 20th 2010 at 9:01:06 PM

THEY CAN DRIVE BULLDOZERS NOW?!!

We're fucked.

Walk the dinosaur.
MEPT72 Vote is No from Boston, MA Since: Sep, 2009
Vote is No
#182: Apr 20th 2010 at 9:01:23 PM

^^Psh I already said Dick Cheney drove one of the bulldozers.

Goddamn motherfuckin' ninjas.

edited 20th Apr '10 9:01:44 PM by MEPT72

Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/
Hatter Retrosexual from Anytown, USA Since: Apr, 2010
Retrosexual
#183: Apr 20th 2010 at 9:04:13 PM

Don't mention the ninjas. We said we would never speak of it again.

Walk the dinosaur.
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#184: Apr 20th 2010 at 10:58:52 PM

THE NINJAS RAN OFF WITH MY WIFE!

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#185: Apr 21st 2010 at 12:21:15 AM

What about the Tengu? Can we talk about those?

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#186: Apr 21st 2010 at 10:16:21 AM

Oh, of course! Don't you know? Those we willingly invited. They're killer drummers, y'know.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#187: Apr 21st 2010 at 10:46:36 AM

But they left their drums when they left! Do you know how heavy a tengu drum set is?

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
MEPT72 Vote is No from Boston, MA Since: Sep, 2009
Vote is No
#188: Apr 21st 2010 at 10:51:41 AM

Hey I'm the guy who had to carry in all the instruments for the Knight Templar Double Bass Quartet, don't talk to me about heavy.

Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#189: Apr 21st 2010 at 10:55:48 AM

At least their stuff had a forklift as an option.

Now if only we could find the forklift we can clean it up easier.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Hatter Retrosexual from Anytown, USA Since: Apr, 2010
Retrosexual
#190: Apr 21st 2010 at 10:55:59 AM

So long as Weird Al doesn't get near the didgeridoos again, I'll be fine.

Walk the dinosaur.
Catzalcoatl Bara fanboy from strawberry fields 4-ever Since: May, 2010
Bara fanboy
#191: Apr 21st 2010 at 11:13:48 AM

Hey, did someone here order a half-dozen Canadian loggers? Well, they're here and they said something about punch and pie.

=^.^= . o O (derail by HoYay)
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#192: Apr 21st 2010 at 12:13:24 PM

Eh. Just leave 'em there. They'll be OK.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#193: Apr 21st 2010 at 1:23:04 PM

Did the loggers remember to bring the pony?

By the way how did the Companion Cube ended up in my pocket? It wasn't even mine. I loaned mine to the pizza guy.

Insert witty one-liner here.
AgentNomnomJayden (´∀`) from secret eff bee eye base Since: Mar, 2010
(´∀`)
#194: Apr 21st 2010 at 2:33:16 PM

Has anyone seen my Cool Shades? I took them off while the leggy plumber and I were... you know. With the plunging, and the chopsticks...

edited 21st Apr '10 2:34:14 PM by AgentNomnomJayden

JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE FEDS GET IN THE CAR
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#195: Apr 21st 2010 at 3:27:38 PM

They weren't star-shaped, were they? Because if so... we may need to call the Tengu back.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
Nyktos (srahc 84) eltit Since: Jan, 2001
(srahc 84) eltit
#197: Apr 21st 2010 at 5:33:28 PM

Some blond guy in a red outfit was asking for sunglasses. He seemed in a bit of a hurry, so I just gave him the nearest pair. Sorry. Also I just wanted to get rid of him. He wouldn't stop ranting about how humanity should move to space or something.

I guess it is.
DaeBrayk PI Since: Aug, 2009
PI
#198: Apr 21st 2010 at 5:48:12 PM

Red outfit? Well, at least now we know who's sunglasses that drunk Chinese acrobat stole. Hey, did they ever manage to get the elephant out from under all those chairs?

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#199: Apr 21st 2010 at 6:15:26 PM

Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?

MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#200: Apr 21st 2010 at 6:29:39 PM

Would you rather it had been scorpions?

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

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