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skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#12251: Aug 30th 2025 at 6:14:03 AM

That same Cannabis Fcatory started a gang war with the local chocolate factory for taking their clientele!

BandaiBoson I’m Tuck Friendly! Since: Aug, 2025 Relationship Status: a four-letter word that can be used in various ways that are mostly positive
I’m Tuck Friendly!
#12252: Aug 30th 2025 at 7:01:02 AM

Why didn’t they just end their war to make edibles?

If I die tomorrow, know I did too much!
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#12253: Aug 30th 2025 at 9:32:10 AM

Sure, that totally will work. Just like when Monroe tried to get Katie Lynn Whistler, Katie Jo Whistler, Katie Ann Whistler, and Katie Marie Whistler to go by their middle names.

You can't prove it won't happen.
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#12254: Aug 30th 2025 at 9:42:01 AM

well to be fair it'd be hard for katy penisvaginabutthole whistler to go out in public if she ever went by just her middle name

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#12255: Aug 30th 2025 at 9:48:16 AM

Such a shame that the trial of Franz Penisvaginabutthole Aumann made it illegal for anyone with the middle name Penisvaginabutthole to change their names... I mean, good we caught him, but still... And for such a common middle name too...

Edited by Marchen on Aug 30th 2025 at 6:48:27 PM

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Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#12256: Aug 30th 2025 at 3:21:41 PM

Man, these naming conventions are getting out of hand! I met a kid last week named Johannes van Snotface, for crying out loud!

For every low there is a high.
ViewerOfEdits Since: Aug, 2025
#12257: Aug 30th 2025 at 4:39:22 PM

Hey, be grateful the kid wasn't named Yakuubi van Buttfartius. The poor kid's already had his head dunked in five different toilets as I speak. Five unplumbed toilets, may I add.

yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#12258: Aug 31st 2025 at 2:26:22 PM

That's really gonna piss off both Lanphier the Plumber and Lanphier the Bully Hunter.

You can't prove it won't happen.
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
#12259: Aug 31st 2025 at 9:10:49 PM

Speaking of which, we never did find the prophecized third Lanphier, did we?

AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#12260: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:33:28 PM

Joe Bob Jimmy-Bob thought he had a lead, until he realized he was getting his information from Walter.

You can't prove it won't happen.
BandaiBoson I’m Tuck Friendly! Since: Aug, 2025 Relationship Status: a four-letter word that can be used in various ways that are mostly positive
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#12261: Sep 2nd 2025 at 7:15:48 PM

Do any of you realize that the third Lanphier was right in front of you this whole time?

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yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#12262: Sep 4th 2025 at 6:01:44 AM

The third Lanphier is not the friends we made along the way.

You can't prove it won't happen.
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#12263: Sep 4th 2025 at 6:28:14 AM

Yeah, he's in jail for trying to hide the fact that his middle name's Penisvaginabutthole. Don't any of you read the newspaper anymore? It's been front-page news for, like, the past month.

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yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#12264: Sep 5th 2025 at 5:40:51 AM

We've been through this before. Just because he's a Lanphier doesn't make him the Lanphier. He still needs to pass the Trials of Granny Abuelita Oma—or, I guess, her successor...

You can't prove it won't happen.
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
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#12266: Sep 7th 2025 at 2:37:38 PM

Yep. Until she got injured in that hotel fire.

I’ve faked death under many names. Carswell; Trelawney; Marcato; Haddo; Gallion; Felton; Riddle…
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#12267: Sep 7th 2025 at 5:09:53 PM

I told him to stop playing with fire so close to that orphanage!

I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
mii-tis I want to be wanted, is that so wrong? from You tell me (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
I want to be wanted, is that so wrong?
#12268: Sep 8th 2025 at 4:07:57 AM

gas leaks. man.

I AM PREY TO NONE!
TomT Frozone (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
#12269: Sep 8th 2025 at 4:23:09 AM

Tell me about it. Remember when that gas leak caused a war between Texas and New Mexico?

"HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?"
LilyTheLitten Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️ from The Investigation Institute Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️
#12270: Sep 8th 2025 at 7:40:01 AM

And here I thought that was because of the spoons.

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#12271: Sep 8th 2025 at 8:56:02 AM

Oh god, not the spooning of 4th May. Please don't remind me of that, it makes me remember that one time TNP force-fed me alphabet soup.

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HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#12272: Sep 8th 2025 at 11:49:44 AM

Hey! I only did that because of the Neptunians! You know what happens when you don't meet their demands!

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#12273: Sep 8th 2025 at 3:33:33 PM

Tell me about it! Apparently, Melanie still carries a feather duster wherever she goes because of that.

For every low there is a high.
yelling_into_the_void Danny Trejo Believes in You!! from Iowa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
#12274: Sep 9th 2025 at 8:16:17 AM

Melanie always carried around a feather duster, at least now it's justified.

You can't prove it won't happen.
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#12275: Sep 9th 2025 at 8:21:24 AM

Well.. not all the time.. Spending all those weeks in the hospital really hit her hard.

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!

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