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Sure, that totally will work. Just like when Monroe tried to get Katie Lynn Whistler, Katie Jo Whistler, Katie Ann Whistler, and Katie Marie Whistler to go by their middle names.
You can't prove it won't happen.Such a shame that the trial of Franz Penisvaginabutthole Aumann made it illegal for anyone with the middle name Penisvaginabutthole to change their names... I mean, good we caught him, but still... And for such a common middle name too...
Edited by Marchen on Aug 30th 2025 at 6:48:27 PM
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Hey, be grateful the kid wasn't named Yakuubi van Buttfartius. The poor kid's already had his head dunked in five different toilets as I speak. Five unplumbed toilets, may I add.
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That's really gonna piss off both Lanphier the Plumber and Lanphier the Bully Hunter.
You can't prove it won't happen.Speaking of which, we never did find the prophecized third Lanphier, did we?
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
Joe Bob Jimmy-Bob thought he had a lead, until he realized he was getting his information from Walter.
You can't prove it won't happen.
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
Yeah, he's in jail for trying to hide the fact that his middle name's Penisvaginabutthole. Don't any of you read the newspaper anymore? It's been front-page news for, like, the past month.
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Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
We've been through this before. Just because he's a Lanphier doesn't make him the Lanphier. He still needs to pass the Trials of Granny Abuelita Oma—or, I guess, her successor...
You can't prove it won't happen.Wasn't Sister Hope the Lanphier at one point?
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodI told him to stop playing with fire so close to that orphanage!
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.Oh god, not the spooning of 4th May. Please don't remind me of that, it makes me remember that one time TNP force-fed me alphabet soup.
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)Hey! I only did that because of the Neptunians! You know what happens when you don't meet their demands!
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
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That same Cannabis Fcatory started a gang war with the local chocolate factory for taking their clientele!