Now THAT was a memorable kindergarten graduation ceremony…
I’ve faked death under many names. Carswell; Trelawney; Marcato; Haddo; Gallion; Felton; Riddle…I swear, a highschooler threw themselves into an oil barrel out of envy seeing that...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryAh, yes, the gumdrop incident. That one was so close to being a disaster. Thank goodness for that conveniently placed saxophone. I wonder who put it there...
Oh yeah, I was so looking forward to that! Unfortunately, my sister just had to do something unhinged the day before. Do y'all realise how much strength a ten-year-old needs to do that with a yoyo?!
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
I'd consider any transfer of property in exchange for a good or service "buying". The blood oath was a bit excessive though. It's not like it would give the transaction any additional legal standing.
Isn't the Blood Oath for that cult that Bobette started? Y'know, the one that you have to recite before joining. Wait, nobody else got that flyer? Just me?
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)Alright, you know the deal. Fortunately Stephan's Torches and Pitchforks Emporium is having that going-out-of-business sale, so the driving-them-out-of-town bit is going to be way cheaper this time.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Also, they're the cause of that one time Francis decided to rename himself to Anne Nime Swordsman. He's a guy, for god sakes! Also, I haven't seen him near town yesterday. Probably because of the Kid That Eats Cars
though. I dunno.
...Wait, he wasn't a car?
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
Not necessarily, Francis is trying to avoid all the Corman siblings. Which is no surprise...
You can't prove it won't happen.Then explain the several notes in your handwriting saying "This was the work of I, Tv Tropes user Thermal7!" that were found at the scene of the crime, matching the personalized stationary you are known to use?
Edited by Marchen on Jul 27th 2025 at 4:21:54 PM
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)They were workshopped by the local crime mob.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.They can't be worse than last week's anti-Wilkins Coffee mob; boy, was Wontkins pissed.
Edited by skan123 on Jul 27th 2025 at 10:27:23 AM
okay, lets ignore that, remember when we dissed Abdul Alhazred? those were the good old times.
I AM PREY TO NONE!

No, it was because of the firecrackers.
VERY EVIL