WHAT?! BUT SMOOCHIE'S A NICE PUP! Well, except for that one time they became an actual person, but that was all MJ's fault. I mean, extra credit's pretty hard to get.
Speaking of which, anyone seen Smoochie? I gotta send him over to the boys.
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
While all that's true, you've mistaken Smoochie the local Mad Scientist with Smoochie the Weimaraner. A mistake that cost Micky One-Ear dearly.
You can't prove it won't happen.Actually, that was Smoochie the Elvis impersonator Micky One-Ear was confused about. How ironic, but at least this time won't be as bad, what with all the recent legislation.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
Okay, but what about the singing chickens? Were they a result of the Amazing Tapdancing Grandmother Circus coming into town?
The Mozzarella Stick GuyInsane as in “really well-made”, or my cousin at the rehearsal dinner?
I’ve faked death under many names. Carswell; Trelawney; Marcato; Haddo; Gallion; Felton; Riddle…Both, actually. Though the cousin half is more "the fireworks committee meeting" than "the rehearsal dinner", at least in my eyes.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Actually, that one was our fault. Shouldn't have brought the brownies laced with Hyper Sprinkles.
"Look inside yourself and to the stars; there, you will find your answers."Still can’t be as bad as those omelets with Titan mushrooms.
There’s a REASON they’re nicknamed “freaky fungus”.
I’ve faked death under many names. Carswell; Trelawney; Marcato; Haddo; Gallion; Felton; Riddle…To be honest, there's only one thing I think of when I read the word freaky now.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God...FUCK, that's right, I need to get that shipment in Friday...! Sherry is going to kill me.
That one was an accident and you guys know it! How was I supposed to know that goats had demonic symbolism behind them?
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Jun 27th 2025 at 4:15:32 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.![]()
Considering that it was the third time she had you posted on a bridge in full troll costume, I'm kinda starting to feel you should've learned your lesson by now.
Too bad we don't have that magical physics thingy anymore. That could have made the cardboard wings work.
There was a time when someone did make cardboard wings work.... with the aid of those eldritch penguins.....

Sounds like something Smoochie would do, but I know for a fact it wasn't them.
You can't prove it won't happen....
This time...