The noodle incident

Once again our bad luck around the color purple strikes again. Stupid airplane.

A bit more purple and I would've overlooked Casablanca again.

It doesn't matter as long as you remember the Alamo.

There was an Alamo?

What do you mean "was?" It's not like that little red thing from Sesame Street is going to go away any time soon.

I don't know what this alomo is, but all I need to remember is the store that was open surprisingly late on the island. Speaking of which, I owe someone a trip there.

Want to borrow my car? I can't drive it until May. Doctor's orders.

You tried to rent your organs again, didn't you. We don't need money THAT badly; I already paid off the walrus mobsters from last month.

Edited by burinnu on Feb 28th 2020 at 9:56:21 AM

Which reminds me of that time at the castle. I should go to the yard, they may have more lions now.

I doubt it, that one goat was still around yesterday so if anything there are probably less lions

At least we know from our vacation to Bermuda that goats are allergic to spinach.

Also, if anyone wants to feed the dragons spinach again, deal with the consequences yourselves. I'm not going through that again.

Aw come on, last time we refused them it instigated the most expensive legal fees we've ever had. Who knew dragons had legal rights?

Er... that's actually the second most expensive legal fee. The most expensive happened two days ago after I was framed for murdering Mr. Potato Head and somehow managed to lose five quarters of our lifes savings.

Sorry.

Edited by BackSet1 on Mar 3rd 2020 at 8:30:10 AM

Oh, Back. We could never be mad at you. You convinced the YouTube execs not to replace all the videos with ads, remember?

Wait, that was Back? Crap, did I promise a firstborn for that? I forget...

Don't worry about it. I got the phoenix to promise some help. It really worked out last time.

Oh yeah, the phoenix is such a nice guy. Too bad I can't hug him again, for obvious reasons.

He carries a knife.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 4th 2020 at 6:50:50 AM

Whaaaaaaat, no he doesn't ... (hides knife)

Edited by burinnu on Mar 4th 2020 at 11:06:15 AM

burinnu are you stealing weapons from mythological creatures again? You promised you would stop after the Tooth Fairy incident, I'm still missing half my teeth thanks to that.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Mar 4th 2020 at 7:43:24 PM

Correction, two thirds your teeth. You really need to get around to taking that remedial math class after the jelly man knocked your math skills back to elementary.

Well, at least Poseidon isn't as angry this time.

Oh, don't even bring that up. (shudder) There were moose everywhere.

Well, there may or may not be moose involved in the next incident of dragons moving to the right. Except if there aren't the monkeys may have hitherto unheard of problems. Someone should really call the zoo on this circus before the aliens return. Remember the chaos last time? That's why birds aren't supposed to drive.

Oh come on man, you know the law just passed to change that. Get with the times!