Follow TV Tropes
I don't find the Samarkand style that tacky, but the alligator did and that's why the chips sucked.
Edited by LordQuetzal88 on Nov 8th 2019 at 1:32:51 PM
Wait, but I bought BBQ chips!! What did the alligator do to them?!
it killed one of the flamingoes! Aaaand it ran to another dimension. (oh and the BBQ chips was a defense mechanism)
Edited by Seaners on Nov 8th 2019 at 6:35:07 PM
Hey, the flamingo had it coming after starting that stampede.
Edited by WestTxTapper on Nov 9th 2019 at 11:13:58 AM
If that's the case, then what was up with the skateboard?
I have no idea and I'm too afraid to ask the elephant that brought it
That was my skateboard! Of course, it's now covered in strawberry yogurt.
wait...you mean the tiger's strawberry yogurt? You know what happened the last time someone took their yogurt!
Good thing you remembered it goes by they/them. Things got fruity last time someone forgot.
And then jaywalking got involved...
Edited by BackSet1 on Nov 9th 2019 at 6:02:53 AM
I always thought that that had to do with her cocaine.
wait, so it wasn't because of the sandstorm, but rather cocaine?
But was it strawberry or vanilla flavor cocaine?
Coke-flavored! Didn't you read the packet? Terribly burned, but still.
Tasted more like Pepsi to me. But my tongue hasn't been working right since the Voodoo curse.
You need a new one? I know a good surgeon who specializes in that kind of thing!
He's in Rhodesia-Zimbabwe Province though. I can send a clipper to pick you up. Mind the eels however.
The eels were necessary, you know. How else was I meant to repel the Napoleon Clonapartes?
Maybe by using a forcefield? I heard they have dogs for that!
Hey! Last time you did that you ruined MY forcefields! Thatís why I only use Zatanna spells from now!
It's hard to read backwards when your eyes are literally in the back of your heard.
Ooohhhh... so that's where my eye sandwich went.
Which is good because christ that was gross.
Yeah, someone also parked their car on said sandwich. The explosion was a sight to behold.
But my swin fins, autographed by Micheal Phelps was in the car! I should have never stored them under my bacon poster...
Never store anything under a bacon poster. I learned that the hard way with that first draft
Community Showcase More
How well does it match the trope?