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Well, the fact that it repeatedly sang "Viva La Vida" in Yiddish should have at least been a clue!
You know I can't hear inanimate objects, not since the blender incident
The one with the spiders or the one with the pandas?
The one with the spider pandas. Interesting fact, they are also allergic to wood.
Did it all start when my computer explsoded?
Not exactly while the explosion did scare the spider panda's they were only around because yet another of my powdered water machines failed and instead turned dust bunnies into spider panda hybrids, I knew that burned fairy bones made a poor power source.
Burned fairy bones are a great power source, but you did not make the proper sacrifices to Xenu before burning the fairy bones.
Not to mention the fact that you did not go through the proper channels to acquire or use said fairy bones, but I guess that can also be blamed on the adult choir boys.
In their defense, I was harboring a fugitive evil doppelganger of Black Canary in my basement. It went much better than the previous time I attempted that, though.
Don't even talk about the previous time. Two of my girlfriends were turned into gay frogs because of that.
Better a gay frog than a gay fish. Kanye's still mad at me for making that joke.
Not as mad as the Halo monitors were about the fact that I destroyed their trinkets.
Those were cosmic keystones. Of course they got mad. Do you have any idea how hard the things are to replace?
Sure, but what about Stanley?
We never speak about Stanley. Remember the time he decided to work as a fry cook?
Who would have guessed that in the right amount mayonnaise, pepper and mustard could be used to give someone superpowers? Besides Stanley I mean, he obviously figured it out somehow.
What were Stanley's super powers? I know he could make everything... and everybody... taste like a salad, but besides that?
Edited by atimnie on Jun 15th 2019 at 12:52:16 PM
He could summon and control a huge swarm of carnivorous locusts who strangely loved the taste of salad, so yeah that wasn't a fun time
You know what's also not a fun time? Playing cricket with Mrs. Jones. My whole body hurts just thinking about it!
I heard you and Mrs. Jones had a thing going on. What's the deal behind that, yo?
I think that's just a rumor started by Billy, or maybe it was Paul, but even if it was true, could you blame him? Stacy's mom has got it going on.
Stacy? You mean the one they used to call Miss Hancock? Yep. I remember her. She's Got Legs!
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jun 22nd 2019 at 5:26:31 AM
I prefer the women I met in that centuries-old Italian brothel.
Well, it was better than the French harbor, anyway. I still refuse to think of being called a "lovely lady" as a compliment.
You think that was bad? That coffee shop in Andorra... I still have nightmares about the dolphins.
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