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Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Jun 9th 2019 at 11:09:55 AM

Well, the fact that it repeatedly sang "Viva La Vida" in Yiddish should have at least been a clue!

Willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 9th 2019 at 12:53:10 PM

You know I can't hear inanimate objects, not since the blender incident

johannes4123 Not a pyromaniac until proven otherwise from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Not a pyromaniac until proven otherwise
Jun 9th 2019 at 1:22:50 PM

The one with the spiders or the one with the pandas?

I used to be able to prove my complete lack of pyromania, but the proof kinda turned to ash at some point
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 9th 2019 at 5:37:15 PM

The one with the spider pandas. Interesting fact, they are also allergic to wood.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Jun 9th 2019 at 5:46:11 PM

Did it all start when my computer explsoded?

dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 10th 2019 at 7:35:56 AM

Not exactly while the explosion did scare the spider panda's they were only around because yet another of my powdered water machines failed and instead turned dust bunnies into spider panda hybrids, I knew that burned fairy bones made a poor power source.

atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 10th 2019 at 9:58:30 AM

Burned fairy bones are a great power source, but you did not make the proper sacrifices to Xenu before burning the fairy bones.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WestSharp The Sultan of Succotash from USA Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
The Sultan of Succotash
Jun 10th 2019 at 2:30:07 PM

Not to mention the fact that you did not go through the proper channels to acquire or use said fairy bones, but I guess that can also be blamed on the adult choir boys.

Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Jun 10th 2019 at 2:56:57 PM

In their defense, I was harboring a fugitive evil doppelganger of Black Canary in my basement. It went much better than the previous time I attempted that, though.

Willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 10th 2019 at 3:31:10 PM

Don't even talk about the previous time. Two of my girlfriends were turned into gay frogs because of that.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WillyFourEyes The One with the Sword from Nowhere Relationship Status: In denial
The One with the Sword
Jun 11th 2019 at 4:51:32 AM

Better a gay frog than a gay fish. Kanye's still mad at me for making that joke.

Composer Well-Intentioned Tyrant from the Room of Reckoning
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Jun 14th 2019 at 7:03:00 PM

Not as mad as the Halo monitors were about the fact that I destroyed their trinkets.

"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
AgentKirin <REDACTED> Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
<REDACTED>
Jun 15th 2019 at 3:57:46 PM

Those were cosmic keystones. Of course they got mad. Do you have any idea how hard the things are to replace?

[panicked honk]
CustardAndPie Sweet dreams are made of Flynnpunzel from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Sweet dreams are made of Flynnpunzel
Jun 15th 2019 at 4:07:58 PM

Sure, but what about Stanley?

Well, that sucks.
Routeferret from Somewhere in the UK Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Jun 15th 2019 at 4:17:04 PM

We never speak about Stanley. Remember the time he decided to work as a fry cook?

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's a silly place."
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 15th 2019 at 9:59:41 PM

Who would have guessed that in the right amount mayonnaise, pepper and mustard could be used to give someone superpowers? Besides Stanley I mean, he obviously figured it out somehow.

atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 15th 2019 at 10:51:28 PM

What were Stanley's super powers? I know he could make everything... and everybody... taste like a salad, but besides that?

Edited by atimnie on Jun 15th 2019 at 12:52:16 PM

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 15th 2019 at 11:03:14 PM

He could summon and control a huge swarm of carnivorous locusts who strangely loved the taste of salad, so yeah that wasn't a fun time

CustardAndPie Sweet dreams are made of Flynnpunzel from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Sweet dreams are made of Flynnpunzel
Jun 15th 2019 at 11:23:24 PM

You know what's also not a fun time? Playing cricket with Mrs. Jones. My whole body hurts just thinking about it!

Well, that sucks.
WillyFourEyes The One with the Sword from Nowhere Relationship Status: In denial
The One with the Sword
Jun 16th 2019 at 4:25:41 AM

I heard you and Mrs. Jones had a thing going on. What's the deal behind that, yo?

atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 22nd 2019 at 2:20:08 PM

I think that's just a rumor started by Billy, or maybe it was Paul, but even if it was true, could you blame him? Stacy's mom has got it going on.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WillyFourEyes The One with the Sword from Nowhere Relationship Status: In denial
The One with the Sword
Jun 22nd 2019 at 2:25:49 PM

Stacy? You mean the one they used to call Miss Hancock? Yep. I remember her. She's Got Legs!

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jun 22nd 2019 at 5:26:31 AM

Composer Well-Intentioned Tyrant from the Room of Reckoning
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Jun 22nd 2019 at 2:27:16 PM

I prefer the women I met in that centuries-old Italian brothel.

"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Jun 22nd 2019 at 4:53:17 PM

Well, it was better than the French harbor, anyway. I still refuse to think of being called a "lovely lady" as a compliment.

Willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause
Ghostninja109 from there, not here.
Jun 24th 2019 at 10:52:31 PM

You think that was bad? That coffee shop in Andorra... I still have nightmares about the dolphins.


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