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Yeah donkeys are pretty annoying but ever since our misadventure on Pluto I've disliked eels more, you guys know why.
Well I mean I can see why, those Eels where dancing on your clones corpse after all. Sorry about that by the way, I didn't think your clone was so...fragile.
It's not your fault, his head literally exploded because you poked his cheek. I'm pretty sure the mad scientist that created him somehow added nitroglycerin to my DNA, just don't ask me why.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on May 22nd 2019 at 3:26:19 PM
Nah, I checked his shopping history, not a sign of nitroglycerin anywhere
Still trying to figure out what he needed that baking soda for
He said it would make my opera cover of "Bring Me To Life" more impressive if baking soda was involved. Still don't get why, though.
Well, you see, if you add baking soda to... probably best you don't know all the details if you still want to sleep at night.
Wait, are you talking about adding baking soda to a water-logged iPhone? Yeah, I couldn't sleep for a year!
Don't talk to me about iPhones, I haven't touched one since the incident with the robotic turtles.
I heard they modeled the Mitch McConnell on one of those turtles.
Edited by atimnie on May 24th 2019 at 6:58:18 AM
Are you sure it was Mitch Conell? they seemed more like Mitch Connor to me, there's no way the Conell would that evil.
Well, he did try to convince everyone he was really Jennifer Lopez, so who knows what he might be up to?
To be fair he only did that, because he was temporarily insane after eating too many radioactive taco's
Edited by dutchguy1986 on May 25th 2019 at 1:04:31 PM
He got greedy. He was hungry for tacos and burritos, and people just gave it to him. How does a hand puppet "eat", anyway?
Beats me. Didn't he belong to the guy who sent threatening notes to our leading soprano, Carlotta?
Wasn't Carlotta a sock puppet herself? Or am I having toad licking flashbacks?
I think that, in one of your toad licking flashbacks, I killed somebody with a mouse.
The beekeeper did say that not to go into those fields. You know, the ones next to the haunted mansion?
The one haunted by the four teens and a great dane? Never did get all the blood stains out of the van...
At least those ghosts later helped us find that pirate's treasure, sucked though that it was just a bunch of fake beards.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jun 1st 2019 at 6:29:40 PM
At least no one sang the Ballad of Badbeard.
That song gave two of my clones cancer.
Somewhat ironic, since you and your clones were a result of my cancer... what, I wasn't supposed to say that?
It should be fine, Operation Keylime was the one we can't talk about besides to mention that we can't talk about it.
Now I regret bringing up how we got rid of that axe
Edited by johannes4123 on Jun 8th 2019 at 5:56:00 PM
That face the axe made..... I still have nightmares, mostly involving queso and Donald Trump.
I apologized for that and besides how was I to know the axe was allergic to wood. It was an axe for crying out loud
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jun 8th 2019 at 6:59:54 PM
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