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Hey, I tried to warn you, don't do Let It Be as a screamo anthem, but did you listen?
It's hard to listen when you've got conch shells jammed in your ears to protect them from all the loud noise. I've heard nothing but the ocean for the last five hours, and it's driving me insane!
That's not a drive, that's a short putt... sorry, I was channeling an old Catskills comic.
Surprisingly, being short-putted insane is not unheard of. Remember Larry? I remember Larry.
No, but I do remember Jerry. Poor bastard didn't deserve what he got...
They were the same person, after Larry became insane he developed Jerry as an alternate personality. Of course when that happened he had already become a Literal Split Personality thanks too Larry eating to much cornflakes.
I understood that reference
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 24th 2019 at 9:59:52 PM
Larry hasn't been the same since they replaced him with Elmyra...
I dunno, I feel like Elmyra was the least of our problems when Vulkan entered the room...My Augmented spine still hurts from that horrible sensation he calls a hug.
Well Vulkan and Elmyra are still rays of sunshine if we compare it to the time when King Dedede and Escargoon decided to tag along, we almost got killed by their incompetence and stupidity
I told ya, if you're gonna augment your spine, don't use tin. Remind me again, why did you get your spine augmented in the first place?
Because I don't want to be crippled from spine damage. or be forced to transfer my brain into another clone like the last time.
No more clones, please! Last time that one bought a Sapphire game and PLAYED IT IN MY FACE. ARRG I HATE YOU.
By "in your face", do you mean like that time Evelyn became a gaming computer?
Evelyn Gibson? Oh yeah. Not too bright, that one. They used to call her "Nintendo" 'cuz she got played ALL the time!
Well that's certainly the last time I crash the Nintendo eshop.
You've said that five times in a row
I don't think that counts if it's due to a timeloop only you're aware of.
Ok, let’s be honest. That time loop was entirely Rick Sanchez’s fault. Seriously, though, why did he need so much quinoa?
Oh god, don't even mention quinoa, there's still vomit stains in the bathroom from that horrid quinoa taco from Hulk Hogan's clone's illegitimate daughter. And wasn't she supposed to be here to do something about that time portal in the bathroom?
Flushing it won't make it go away. Water's not the only thing that goes down the hoooole, you know.
I'll have Dialga take care of it, who knew he loved cola enough to let me catch him at full health.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Mar 12th 2019 at 10:42:25 AM
Oh yeah, You'd think Palkia would be into Pepsi but nope, Dr Pepper. He got pretty mad when i offered him Pepsi, and that's why there's currently a giant hole to the distortion world where canada use to be. boy it took us a long time to calm him down, Had to calm him the same way we calmed Michael Bay when he was told not to use explosives.
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Mar 12th 2019 at 4:20:26 AM
Is that why the Worlds Positivism meter dropped by a large percent? because if so, then We may have a problem. a very rioty one.
Well, if you didn't think to insert wine into Lake Michigan, that would have never happened.
Do you remember when you accidentally destroyed Chicago with an egg beater and an Octopussy DVD?
Edited by Lymantria on Mar 12th 2019 at 11:02:19 AM
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