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Demons. All chinese demons.
Great, that probably means the triad found us. I knew operation Peking duck was a bad idea.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 10th 2019 at 10:04:03 AM
It was fine until the League of Assassins got involved. Even AFTER I explained I wasn't into women they still wouldn't leave me alone.
That's because they weren't woman...at least not after that incident with the Lazarus Pit..that was both confusing and horrific.
Oh my gods , that was worse than that time Wukong went mad.
I'll say if it wasn't for those vikings and their drill helmets we would be dead, at least we got the 27th Key of Amergonboben
Did "Weird Al" Yankovic leave that there since 1999?
No, that was the soup bowlers back in 19... 19... 1985.
I guess that also explains how that man with the mullet turned into a machine gun. Never trust those bowlers, man.
I wouldn't trust the supermice either, if I were you. Sneaky bastards stole my grandma's couch!
Yikes, that's even worse than what happened to my Grand dad in 1970... Drunk Time Travelers, y'know?
Damn that reminded me of the time I broke a bottle and the house was on flames...
Someone managed to burn his/her cereal.
Nope. It was soup.
And thus the soup bowlers were born, back in 19... 19... 1985. Why do I always have a problem remembering that?
Soup bowlers? More like poop molars! I have noooooooooo idea why the crap ended up in there.
That was my fault, actually. I asked for a recipe from Mrs. Lovett but somehow got one from her cousin, Mrs. Hatett.
I still say there was too much spice in Lovett's meat pies. I'll stick with Soylent Green.
I saw one of those pies and it looked like a Lotad.
So that's why Mudkip liked it so much. Then again, the little guy will eat anything, and I do mean ANYTHING.
At least Mudkip didn't eat this book. Now I just need to get it back to that scorpion lady before anyone can steal it again.
Ah, yeah, about that...the Scorpion lady kind of got sucked into another dimension. I had to burn up an entire sun just to see her one last time, so I don't think we'll be seeing her again.
Wait but wasn't she the only one capable of stopping the next Apocalypse coming in a week from now? I mean aside from us but Destiny said we can't interfere this time.
See, this is what happens when you run out of hamberders. Every. Damn. Time.
I mean, it might be an "Apocalypse" but it's probably not the one you're thinking of. That one happened last Tuesday after I got in a fight with Inspector Javert over the last donut.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Jan 16th 2019 at 1:47:23 PM
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