I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The one with the polka dots and the V8 engine. No, not V8 as in eight cylinders, but V8 as in the vegetable juice. Those are some dedicated hippies, let me tell you.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I thought using V8 as engine fluid was banned after the whole Tomatogeddon thing that happened six months ago.
Did you have to bring that up? Just thinking about it makes my leg hurt. I tell you, I will never look at rabbits the same way again...
The Ice Queen
You thought the rabbits were bad? Man, they are nothing compared to that horde of killer mice I just fought off. I'll probably never be able to snap my fingers ever again.
my current job
Really? You should have regained that ability by now...
Did you use your finger to crush the ants living in the van? You know how Charlie died.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dagded Dujardin
That was such a rad way to go, tho.
No one else would've used a 10 month moldy bread loaf like that..
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Who else would want to use moldy bread like that?
The Video Guy
The shaman... what happened to him, and those who will not be named? They seem to have vanished.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Actually, they committed mass ritual suicide and opted to be reborn as me.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
my current job
That explains your love of Muppet dog food...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Just some guy
So now your another Man-Emperor? Will we have to go on another inquisition?
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
Dagded Dujardin
As long as this one keeps us out of Mr. Ravioli's way, that was such an unpleasant failed conquest
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Heya there! I'm West.
Conquest? Like the battle I had before ascending to Godhood?
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Legosi
No, this battle involved Robots riding dinosaurs vs giant Cats.
My Anime crush is Legosi
The Video Guy
Thanks gods the giant cats were on our side. Amazing what they're willing to do for some catnip... laced with a little crack.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
That's how they got Dave Chappelle, don't you know? They sprinkled some crack on him and got the hell out of there, and now the whole world thinks Dave's a junkie. Maybe he shouldn't have called Tyrone (Biggums)...
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Dagded Dujardin
Well if he hadn't then we would've been screwed over by Seth MacFarlane and then this whole thing would've gone to naught
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Oh Captain!~
It probably would have been better if we used those cannonballs we stole from that one military museum a couple months back...
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Still works, IMO.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 7th 2018 at 11:37:26 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Well he was mad at me for killing Peter Griffin and frying him with his own fat.
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. Use either one.
Edited by randomtroper89 on Dec 7th 2018 at 11:30:39 AM
With a side of fries!
I still don't understand why you left the Cantaloupe on that giant tower though.
He had to. Unless, of course, you want a repeat of the Fairy Wars?
Heya there! I'm West.
Ugh, those were even worse than the Heaven-Demon War. Good thing we had healers everywhere.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Was that the war where we led that huge army of cats in battle against Cerberus? 'Cause that doggo didn't go down easily.
Dagded Dujardin
Well he didn't, but all that made him angry was a splinter in his paw, it took a second to pull it out and get the mean doggo on our side, it went better than our attempt at taming the Leviathan and fighting it with the cat army...
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The green van or the red van?