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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#351: May 6th 2010 at 12:05:10 PM

I think one was mine, I needed it for a science project.

Headfullofimaginary Since: May, 2009
#352: May 6th 2010 at 12:21:28 PM

Are you sure there were only 3 under that bed, because I can't find my wombat anywhere? Well, technically it's 3/4 wombat- its Mother was half sparrowhawk but you'd never be able to tell.

Please tell me someone's seen it- I'm getting worried.

Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#353: May 6th 2010 at 12:29:59 PM

I saw it at the strip club.

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#354: May 6th 2010 at 12:41:39 PM

You mean the one next door? Isn't where the angry Axe wielding midgets cos-playing Gimli while stoned and drunk came from?

Who watches the watchmen?
MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#355: May 6th 2010 at 12:47:23 PM

That's the frat house across the street.

FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#356: May 6th 2010 at 1:11:40 PM

Dang, their "brewskis" were suspicious.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#357: May 6th 2010 at 1:39:41 PM

Not as suspicious as those socks I found on my door step.

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Headfullofimaginary Since: May, 2009
#358: May 6th 2010 at 2:30:24 PM

Oh, I left them there. It was imperative that I hid them from Nick Griffin, and I decided that giving them to an unremarkable family in another country would be the safest method.

I, er, probably shouldn't have said that. I hope I didn't mess up the Grand Plan. :s

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#359: May 6th 2010 at 2:37:22 PM

But... Those socks... If they were moved from the room for over 5 seconds, they would explode due to the peanut butter!

Soul is ugly.
NotAlwaysTheHero Mr. Mohawk from Portlandia Since: Apr, 2010
Mr. Mohawk
#360: May 6th 2010 at 2:47:26 PM

Haven't we already had enough explosions? I mean, the Hitler Super Robot was bad enough.

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#361: May 6th 2010 at 3:02:39 PM

Silence, You Fool!! We never found the complete remains of the last person who spoke his name!

DogLover Since: Jan, 2010
#362: May 6th 2010 at 3:04:02 PM

Yeah, but that sandwich was neccesary...

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#363: May 6th 2010 at 3:10:12 PM

But the goat ate the bread! And my hat ate the tuna!

Soul is ugly.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#364: May 6th 2010 at 3:59:34 PM

My hat must be defective. It scuttled under the couch and didn't come out again.

Locking you up on radar since '09
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#365: May 6th 2010 at 4:00:24 PM

That's only because there was a turtle under it.

Headfullofimaginary Since: May, 2009
#366: May 6th 2010 at 4:06:39 PM

Ah. Now, I tried to warn Michelle about keeping those hats under control, but she disappeared into the night before I could finish the first sentence. I can only assume she forgot to lock the cage. If you want it to come out just offer it some raspberry jam. Works every time.

Nothing to do with turtles. We sold those to North Korea last week.

edited 6th May '10 4:07:57 PM by Headfullofimaginary

krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#367: May 6th 2010 at 5:09:07 PM

I thought we sold them to Timbuktu?

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#368: May 6th 2010 at 6:12:14 PM

No, that's how we got rid of all those unplanned otters. But if the turtles are in Korea, then where did the tae kwon do master get off to?

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#369: May 6th 2010 at 6:45:51 PM

What I wanna know is, what did they do with that space laser that shot fettucini?

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Kimura Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#370: May 6th 2010 at 6:48:32 PM

I think the tae kwon do guy ran off to my school... a few days ago, I heard someone yelling at my Japanese teacher in Korean. Trippy...

krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#371: May 6th 2010 at 6:48:47 PM

The space-fetus ate it. But what it did with the shade, I would really like to know.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#372: May 7th 2010 at 7:38:14 AM

The shade went into the shoe box, then I sold it on ebay.

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Kimura Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#373: May 7th 2010 at 8:14:15 AM

Hey, I just saw the BLU Demoman running off with a box marked "Quantum Lampshades"! He better not be trying to hook up BLU Spy/RED Pyro again...

Headfullofimaginary Since: May, 2009
#374: May 7th 2010 at 8:36:31 AM

He can't. That's, er, in North Korea too. I promise you I can explain.

krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#375: May 7th 2010 at 8:36:32 AM

I thought the BLU Spy was with RED Scout's mother? Come to think of it, why did we invite both teams?

An useless name, a forsaken connection.

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