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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#326: May 5th 2010 at 11:37:37 PM

Oooohhhh yeah, just don't don't touch the "Ink" one, we just barely got things cleaned up after last month's incident with the avocado, the half-baked pasta and the drunken schoolteacher.

edited 5th May '10 11:37:50 PM by Chabal2

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#328: May 5th 2010 at 11:39:31 PM

-sigh- Okay, we'll need some baking soda, a mop, three chicken eggs and a live snake.

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#329: May 5th 2010 at 11:47:09 PM

I sorry. I don't have any of that, but three Merry Maids just drove up on a Jet-ski drawn by four walruses. Think they would help, if we offer them a DVD of Rocky and Bulwinkle and this Armenian flag nailed to a yardstick?

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#330: May 5th 2010 at 11:58:33 PM

Keep the flag, it might be useful later. Replace it with... ah, a carton of orange juice; I have learned, in rather unrepeatable circumstances, that they are quite partial to it.

tennessean Since: Jan, 2001
#331: May 6th 2010 at 5:18:51 AM

I'm still amazed at what krrackknut demonstrated could be done using only an EF-5 tornado!

Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#332: May 6th 2010 at 5:23:27 AM

And just how I found out that the Declaration of Independence is the most plagarised document in the world...

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#333: May 6th 2010 at 6:05:32 AM

Was it plagarised by 16 EF-5 Tornados?

Hopefully none of them stole the flux capacitor.

Soul is ugly.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#334: May 6th 2010 at 6:52:43 AM

Actually, it was done with an altered Spitfire. They changed the machine-guns with flame-throwers.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#335: May 6th 2010 at 8:02:57 AM

Oh that reminds me, the Girl stole my flame thrower. I just set it down for a moment to play dodge ball with a ninja and when I looked back it was gone. The flame thrower not the ninja I mean.

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#336: May 6th 2010 at 8:59:56 AM

Don't show the ninja a picture of a vole. He... doesn't appreciate it.

Locking you up on radar since '09
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#337: May 6th 2010 at 9:01:13 AM

Hoo yeah, remember when we all got drunk and he took a picture of his ass, and the bathtub-overflowing that ensued? MAN that was awkward to explain.

SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#338: May 6th 2010 at 9:01:43 AM

Can anybody remember what happened to the cat, ketchup canister, gas station and school girls in yesterday? I still have hangover...

edited 6th May '10 9:02:04 AM by SpookyMask

BlaineTheM0n0 Steven Lives from The Damn Box Since: Mar, 2010
Steven Lives
#339: May 6th 2010 at 9:02:43 AM

Well I adopted the cat, and squidward lost his wallet, so he took everything else.

G'day
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#340: May 6th 2010 at 9:10:51 AM

Including the wallet? Damn, he needs to learn manners.

Locking you up on radar since '09
BlaineTheM0n0 Steven Lives from The Damn Box Since: Mar, 2010
Steven Lives
#341: May 6th 2010 at 9:11:31 AM

And the queen was there of course.

G'day
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#342: May 6th 2010 at 9:23:23 AM

Yeah, it was pretty funny when we found her, the Minister for Commmunications, and his secretary in the kitchen. Although the horse wearing a bra and the three stablehands trying to restrain it really took the cake.

edited 6th May '10 9:23:37 AM by Chabal2

NotAlwaysTheHero Mr. Mohawk from Portlandia Since: Apr, 2010
Mr. Mohawk
#343: May 6th 2010 at 10:23:34 AM

My cake... my cake. -sob- Why did she do it?

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Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#344: May 6th 2010 at 10:29:14 AM

Yes but why was the Minister for Commmunications wearing clown makeup?

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catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#345: May 6th 2010 at 10:43:37 AM

Must have had something to do with that cake, I'm sure of it.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#347: May 6th 2010 at 11:05:41 AM

But that cake was a lie. The real one was in the fridge.

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#348: May 6th 2010 at 11:15:33 AM

^Uhm, no it wasn't. I took it out of the fridge so I could put the wombats and the dry ice in. The cake got left out in the rain, I'm afraid, after the contortionist troupe had that problem with the ceiling fan and the embroidered curtains.

edited 6th May '10 11:17:33 AM by Madrugada

Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#349: May 6th 2010 at 11:22:40 AM

So thats where my wombat went. I needed it for the prom.

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Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#350: May 6th 2010 at 12:04:02 PM

I don't know if it was your wombat. I found three of them under the waterbed. They were teasing the brontosaur.

edited 6th May '10 12:04:32 PM by Madrugada


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