First off, John Tangled's mom, Mary Tangled, is also John Tangled's daughter.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though......because John Tangled lost a bet and married his grandpa.
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)...But said Grandpa is also John's descendant who time traveled and ended up killing John's actual grandpa, so he married an ancestor of his so he and John would still exist.
Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!John Tangled has 24 kids, each with a different mom.
His eldest son, Zackary Tangled, does not legally exist.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...He's legally been declared dead, despite still being alive.
John has three aunt-nieces, all via Mary:
- Cara Tangled, who is single but has an adopted son, Kyle Tangled.
- Leticia Tangled, who had a one-night stand with a woman she thinks was Grandma Tangled, but is currently in a relationship with a woman named Lydia. She has no children.
- Savannah Tangled-Ropes, who married both of the Ropes twins, Sal and Sid. Savannah has two daughters, Suzy and Sara Tangled-Ropes, via Sal; and a son, Roscoe Tangled-Ropes, via Sid. Sid carried Roscoe. Don't ask.
Edited by HunterGr33n on Oct 3rd 2025 at 3:58:27 PM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.Additions:
- John's 24 wives
- Zackary Tangled (Son/cousin/nephew, legally dead despite living) and his 23 siblings
- Cara Tangled (Aunt-Niece)
- Kyle Tangled (adopted son)
- Leticia Tangled (Aunt-Niece)
- Lydia Tangled (Leticia's Wife)
- Savannah Tangled-Ropes (Aunt-Niece)
- Sal & Sid Ropes (Uncle-Nephews, married Savannah)
- Suzy and Sara Tangled-Ropes (Daughters/nieces/cousins/granddaughters, via Sal)
- Roscoe Tangled-Ropes (Son/nephew/cousin/grandson, birthed by Sid)
- Sal & Sid Ropes (Uncle-Nephews, married Savannah)
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Oct 3rd 2025 at 12:38:54 PM
I make forum games more than anyone else. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.One of Zachary's 23 siblings is a woman named Elizabeth Tangled-Knotts, who married a guy named Mitchell Knotts. They have a "daughter" Nadia, who's actually a Two-Donor Clone made from both of their DNA because Mitchell is firing blanks.
Edited by Unicorndance on Oct 4th 2025 at 1:26:53 AM
For every low there is a high.Leticia "has" slept with Grandma Tangled, making her her own step-grandmother.
I make forum games more than anyone else. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.One of John's 24 wives (the 13th one, Claire) had a son with another man named Charles Twisted before she had a kid with John, and the kid's name ended up being James Twisted. James is gay, so he is also married to John's son, Steve, whose mother is John's 9th wife, Anastasia.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deJohn's great uncle Fred (the brother of the original Grandpa Tangled who got killed by his descendant) is the ancestor of Nadia's husband, George. The amount of generations between the two isn't known.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de

In this game, starting with a single person, John Tangled, we will create the most Tangled Family Tree!
You can use any methods to make this as complicated possible!
The next person below can start.
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Oct 2nd 2025 at 12:24:50 PM
I make forum games more than anyone else. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.