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TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.


Rules:

  1. Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
  2. One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.

"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM

Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#206: Sep 14th 2025 at 6:39:13 AM

Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaaaaaaaack

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#209: Sep 14th 2025 at 2:56:11 PM

A snowman! I love men!

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#212: Sep 14th 2025 at 4:55:06 PM

Am I the new intelligence?

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#213: Sep 14th 2025 at 7:03:56 PM

As a virgin, you and I know that I want to love you

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#215: Sep 15th 2025 at 12:27:53 PM

I like men now.

For every low there is a high.
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#219: Sep 15th 2025 at 1:41:35 PM

O Romeo, catch! (throws bomb)

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
InjusticeFalls Tech-Hop Virtuoso from Sellin' Ice Cream (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the job
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
The girl of the window
#222: Sep 15th 2025 at 4:03:25 PM

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!

DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#223: Sep 15th 2025 at 7:35:53 PM

Be prepared for a stunning proposal

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
pseudotroper Jason Todd and Superboy-Prime should team up from Boogie Wonderland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#225: Sep 15th 2025 at 8:48:54 PM

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