TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.
Rules:
- Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
- One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.
"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM
animuacid
The girl of the window
from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds
Since: Jan, 2024
Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
DrNoPuma
Bud and Lou(ise)
from the land of Humorous Hyenas
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
#206: Sep 14th 2025 at 6:39:13 AM
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaaaaaaaack
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#207: Sep 14th 2025 at 7:04:28 AM
“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing their entire bloodline.
Berrenta
Bejeweled (she/her)
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
HunterGr33n
Let's rock!
from Hudson Valley
(Y2: Electric Boogaloo)
Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
#209: Sep 14th 2025 at 2:56:11 PM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ratatoskr
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
from Yggdrasil
(Plucky Ensign)
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
oaiM_awgaS
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
from Nijigasaki High
(Not-So-Newbie)
Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
HunterGr33n
Let's rock!
from Hudson Valley
(Y2: Electric Boogaloo)
Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
#213: Sep 14th 2025 at 7:03:56 PM
As a virgin, you and I know that I want to love you
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
LackingEff0rt
The Hostest with the Mostest
from Electric Light Orchestra
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Unicorndance
Logic Girl
from Thames, N.Z.
Since: Jul, 2015
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Ratatoskr
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
from Yggdrasil
(Plucky Ensign)
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
NoName404
[Insert Title Here]
from Sealand
Since: May, 2024
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
animuacid
The girl of the window
from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds
Since: Jan, 2024
Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
HunterGr33n
Let's rock!
from Hudson Valley
(Y2: Electric Boogaloo)
Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
#219: Sep 15th 2025 at 1:41:35 PM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
InjusticeFalls
Tech-Hop Virtuoso
from Sellin' Ice Cream
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the job
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
animuacid
The girl of the window
from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds
Since: Jan, 2024
Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
DrNoPuma
Bud and Lou(ise)
from the land of Humorous Hyenas
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
#223: Sep 15th 2025 at 7:35:53 PM
Be prepared for a stunning proposal
pseudotroper
Jason Todd and Superboy-Prime should team up
from Boogie Wonderland
Since: Jul, 2020
Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
SoaringEagle
A figment of your imagination
from A dream you had
(Troper Youngling)
Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Total posts: 408

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.