TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.
Rules:
- Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
- One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.
"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
WhoaBundy
Since: Dec, 2013
TheScratcher7
it's normal :/
from my personal limbo
(Handed A Sword)
Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
pyromancingsandwich
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
from Yoyleland
(Green Sprout)
Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
#156: Sep 10th 2025 at 5:39:32 AM
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Sep 10th 2025 at 8:40:56 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
animuacid
The girl of the window
from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds
Since: Jan, 2024
Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
WhoaBundy
Since: Dec, 2013
DrNoPuma
Bud and Lou(ise)
from the land of Humorous Hyenas
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
#159: Sep 10th 2025 at 6:25:09 AM
This relationship is sooooo stupid!
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
SomeLibre
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE]
Since: Dec, 2020
Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#160: Sep 10th 2025 at 9:07:32 AM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
HunterGr33n
Let's rock!
from Hudson Valley
(Y2: Electric Boogaloo)
Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
#161: Sep 10th 2025 at 10:22:15 AM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
oaiM_awgaS
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
from Nijigasaki High
(Not-So-Newbie)
Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
#162: Sep 10th 2025 at 10:27:50 AM
I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE!!
"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
DrNoPuma
Bud and Lou(ise)
from the land of Humorous Hyenas
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
#164: Sep 10th 2025 at 10:57:23 AM
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Unicorndance
Logic Girl
from Thames, N.Z.
Since: Jul, 2015
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#166: Sep 10th 2025 at 1:02:30 PM
You can’t run, you can’t hide! You made this decision long ago! You can’t back out of this deal!
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
Ratatoskr
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
from Yggdrasil
(Plucky Ensign)
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
animuacid
The girl of the window
from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds
Since: Jan, 2024
Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
LackingEff0rt
The Hostest with the Mostest
from Electric Light Orchestra
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
WhoaBundy
Since: Dec, 2013
TheScratcher7
it's normal :/
from my personal limbo
(Handed A Sword)
Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
WhoaBundy
Since: Dec, 2013
Total posts: 408

Don't think I do love her; we're looking in a pill!
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.