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TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.


Rules:

  1. Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
  2. One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.

"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM

HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#151: Sep 8th 2025 at 6:30:54 PM

Don't think I do love her; we're looking in a pill!

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#156: Sep 10th 2025 at 5:39:32 AM

Too busy saving the world

Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Sep 10th 2025 at 8:40:56 PM

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#159: Sep 10th 2025 at 6:25:09 AM

This relationship is sooooo stupid!

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#161: Sep 10th 2025 at 10:22:15 AM

No. Yes. Go to jail.

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#162: Sep 10th 2025 at 10:27:50 AM

I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE!!

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#164: Sep 10th 2025 at 10:57:23 AM

Consulting myself

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun

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