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TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.


Rules:

  1. Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
  2. One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.

"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM

LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#129: Sep 1st 2025 at 7:42:57 PM

It's Growing

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#130: Sep 2nd 2025 at 12:26:51 PM

We are two of a kind, violent, unsound of mind

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
InjusticeFalls Tech-Hop Virtuoso from Sellin' Ice Cream (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the job
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#136: Sep 7th 2025 at 1:55:36 PM

Forgive me, little brother...

Edited by HunterGr33n on Sep 7th 2025 at 4:57:54 AM

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#141: Sep 7th 2025 at 5:18:00 PM

Why do I still feel this way when I know there's nothing left to say?

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
The girl of the window
#143: Sep 8th 2025 at 5:35:59 AM

You messed it up, little chicken!

Edited by animuacid on Sep 8th 2025 at 2:36:06 PM

DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#145: Sep 8th 2025 at 6:09:21 AM

I have a lot of LOVE 🌻

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#146: Sep 8th 2025 at 12:55:20 PM

Aw... gross.

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love

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