TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.
Rules:
- Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
- One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.
"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM
Unicorndance
Logic Girl
from Thames, N.Z.
Since: Jul, 2015
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#128: Aug 30th 2025 at 3:45:38 PM
And with that, PJ’s death was guaranteed.
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
DrNoPuma
Bud and Lou(ise)
from the land of Humorous Hyenas
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
#130: Sep 2nd 2025 at 12:26:51 PM
We are two of a kind, violent, unsound of mind
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Ratatoskr
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
from Yggdrasil
(Plucky Ensign)
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Ratatoskr
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
from Yggdrasil
(Plucky Ensign)
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#133: Sep 5th 2025 at 8:13:27 PM
(Gentle bump; apologies for the sandwich post.)
A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?
InjusticeFalls
Tech-Hop Virtuoso
from Sellin' Ice Cream
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the job
HunterGr33n
Let's rock!
from Hudson Valley
(Y2: Electric Boogaloo)
Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
#136: Sep 7th 2025 at 1:55:36 PM
Edited by HunterGr33n on Sep 7th 2025 at 4:57:54 AM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
NoName404
[Insert Title Here]
from Sealand
Since: May, 2024
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
animuacid
The girl of the window
from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds
Since: Jan, 2024
Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#139: Sep 7th 2025 at 5:11:58 PM
You, solely, are responsible for this.
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
Ratatoskr
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
from Yggdrasil
(Plucky Ensign)
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
HunterGr33n
Let's rock!
from Hudson Valley
(Y2: Electric Boogaloo)
Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
#141: Sep 7th 2025 at 5:18:00 PM
Why do I still feel this way when I know there's nothing left to say?
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
WhoaBundy
Since: Dec, 2013
animuacid
The girl of the window
from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds
Since: Jan, 2024
Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
DrNoPuma
Bud and Lou(ise)
from the land of Humorous Hyenas
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
#145: Sep 8th 2025 at 6:09:21 AM
I have a lot of LOVE 🌻
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
HunterGr33n
Let's rock!
from Hudson Valley
(Y2: Electric Boogaloo)
Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
#146: Sep 8th 2025 at 12:55:20 PM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
LackingEff0rt
The Hostest with the Mostest
from Electric Light Orchestra
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Ratatoskr
Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory...
from Yggdrasil
(Plucky Ensign)
Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Total posts: 408

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