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TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.


Rules:

  1. Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
  2. One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.

"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM

Solaris2022 Guy Incognito Since: Nov, 2022
Guy Incognito
#227: Sep 15th 2025 at 9:14:30 PM

Meega, nala KWEESTA!

Edited by Solaris2022 on Sep 15th 2025 at 4:28:06 PM

Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#232: Sep 16th 2025 at 6:34:02 PM

Quiet or Papa spank!

Edited by WhoaBundy on Sep 16th 2025 at 6:34:14 AM

oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#233: Sep 16th 2025 at 6:40:55 PM

We must not give in to The Nasty

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#234: Sep 16th 2025 at 7:07:49 PM

I work for Señor Psychopath now

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#236: Sep 16th 2025 at 9:19:38 PM

I will nurse for you

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#240: Sep 18th 2025 at 6:08:58 PM

I sell propane and propane accessories

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#242: Sep 18th 2025 at 8:10:17 PM

Doing it all night, all summer

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#243: Sep 18th 2025 at 8:28:35 PM

I! Want! Ham!

hit me up on MSN messenger! ;D
Ratatoskr Feast your eyes on that limp Hand of Glory... from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Zerounit42 The Oogie Boogie Man from Home (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
NotPeppermint The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich from Laplace Scientific Computing Center (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Mmmm...chocolate hearts
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music

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