TV Tropes is very particular about which relationship statuses get added to the forums. So, let's come up with some that they would almost certainly never choose.
Rules:
- Nothing NSFW or offensive. Let's try to focus on quotes that are unromantic without being too vulgar. For example, they might be weird quotes, awkward quotes, meme references, or quotes from characters who are not good romantic role models, for example.
- One relationship status per post. And please try to avoid sandwich posting or bumping the thread too soon, like any other Forum Game.
"Mm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 28th 2025 at 5:23:43 AM
There are, uh...all sorts of reasons I'd never want a divorce.
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTONSorry, that’s beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.
We must not give in to The Nasty
"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"I work for Señor Psychopath now
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.I sell propane and propane accessories
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Doing it all night, all summer
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.I always thought I might be bad, now I'm sure that it's true...
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I can’t believe we flipped a coin for this mission! This isn’t funny, man.
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.Do you really think I'd send a flunky to eliminate my favorite sparring partner?
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.

I’m too old for this shit.