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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1: Jul 16th 2025 at 5:34:56 PM

So the above avatar has walked into a coffee shop. What do you think they would order? It can be regular coffee, latte, espresso, flat white… basically any kind of hot drink. If you're weird, you could even order the coffee grounds and nothing else.

I've got nobody above me, so the next person will start.

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cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#2: Jul 16th 2025 at 5:35:41 PM

None since it's a flower, pouring coffee on a flower might kill it...

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oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#3: Jul 16th 2025 at 5:36:50 PM

Kirby probably doesn't care one way or another

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#4: Jul 16th 2025 at 5:54:37 PM

A latte.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#5: Jul 16th 2025 at 6:40:37 PM

I'm guessing maybe black coffee ground from Colombian beans with milk, no sugar, and idk, maybe some chocolate chips.

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You can go home, Courier
#6: Jul 16th 2025 at 6:45:50 PM

Hibiscus Tea, pure.

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Esnupi
#7: Jul 16th 2025 at 6:59:57 PM

Formaldehyde in a coffee cup

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YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#8: Jul 16th 2025 at 7:04:46 PM

Nothing. Avatar is just a plain black void.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jul 16th 2025 at 9:05:15 PM

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clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#9: Jul 16th 2025 at 7:27:14 PM

Vanilla ice.

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Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#10: Jul 16th 2025 at 7:29:00 PM

Strawberry frappe with a shot of caramel syrup

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SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#11: Jul 16th 2025 at 7:32:35 PM

black. pitch-black. and slightly burnt

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DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#12: Jul 16th 2025 at 8:00:26 PM

A light-colored latte.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
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Imbued with a Combustible and Volatile Nature
#13: Jul 16th 2025 at 8:40:46 PM

He drinks his coffee with a metric ton of milk and sugar.

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Gizmondo
#14: Jul 16th 2025 at 8:56:57 PM

Somehow getting the vibes of mainly coffee grounds, with the smallest amount of water

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Edited by Zanreo on Jul 18th 2025 at 12:51:25 PM

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LibbyClements That one neurodivergent girl from Mount Washington, Kentucky Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
That one neurodivergent girl
#15: Jul 17th 2025 at 4:27:26 AM

Black, like his soul.

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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#16: Jul 17th 2025 at 9:12:41 AM

He'll be drinking coffee by the gallon, more than likely with nothing in it but water and coffee beans.

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AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#17: Jul 19th 2025 at 11:36:08 AM

How exactly would a flower drink coffee?

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#18: Jul 20th 2025 at 9:18:18 AM

Likes his coffee black... like his soul.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#19: Jul 20th 2025 at 9:28:57 AM

Probably with a decent amount of cream

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#20: Jul 20th 2025 at 9:36:46 AM
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#21: Jul 20th 2025 at 2:00:07 PM

Vietnamese coffee with a little less condensed milk so it’s not too sweet

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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#22: Jul 24th 2025 at 10:18:24 AM

Pure Arabic-style coffee... probably with an ice cube or two.

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#23: Jul 24th 2025 at 7:22:43 PM

Coffee beans. Just coffee beans.

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AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#24: Jul 24th 2025 at 7:57:59 PM

Very black coffee.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#25: Jul 24th 2025 at 8:19:35 PM

Double-double

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