And then hours later, various hours later, a passenger train of the Watt company smashes Tall's house, and out comes conductor and CEO Idon Watt. (He's a descender of Donnow, the Prince of Malaya who visited America, epix cross-ITT ref)
"...That's like Thomas, ain't it? The Thomas ruins a family's breakfast episode yeah? Anyway, that stupid rail needs to be fixed."
Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on May 12th 2025 at 12:03:33 AM
WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?Idon Watt says something, but he gets interrupted by two robots.
"Well, our names you ask? I'm CD-3DO and this is B2-3U. Don't mind the latter, the top on his head is used to generate the bingo cards."
B2-3U then shakes his head, beeping "B-4".
CD-3D0: Before what? What will happen before? The story has just begun!
"Mmmph mmph!""Oh, these? These came out of one of the boxcars in this train. They're just being shipped by our company, but then the train derailed."
"...Anyways, my name's Idon Watt Sr, I'm the father of Idon Jr and a descendant of Prince Donnow... He really made great reforms to Malaya in Earth."
After his speech, the locomotive's horn blows.
"Oh? Sorry, sentient locomotive."
Idon then goes to check what happened to the locomotive, leaving Tall and the droids.
Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on May 12th 2025 at 6:02:34 PM
WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?

In this thread, we'll put ourselves into parody movies.
We'll act out parodies to games, movies, metahumor and other media as we add in jokes, pop-culture references and other stuff. (Think DBZ Abridged or classic comedy movies of the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s.)
Once we complete, someone will suggest a new piece of media to parody, and I'll start from there.
Let's begin with:
TROPER WARS
EPISODE I - A NEW DOPE
Our story begins not that long ago, in a galaxy pretty far away, on the planet of Ratatouille, where dust farmer Tall Smallwalker (that's me) lives a boring, slow-placed life.
"What a boring, slow-placed life!"
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on May 11th 2025 at 3:43:22 PM
I make forum games more than anyone else. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.