REMINDER: THE BOTTOM OF THE YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE WAITER. THE TOP OF YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE CUSTOMER.
Okay! This is a parody thread to the infamous "What offends you about the previous post" thread. This is also somewhat inspired by this thread here
. Basically, the above poster mentions a soup with whatever in it and gives it to the below poster. The below poster then has to find something about it that they don't like, and gripe on it. I hope you get the gist, so let's get this started since parody threads usually only stay popular for about a week or two.
Philips CD-i soup.
Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:52:33 AM
Oh my God- I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!!! How did you even FIND all these eggs…?!
Alright customer, here you are, the soup, and it actually has the cocaine in it. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Well, if I ate the peanut first, it'd no longer be a peanut soup, would it!?
Oh, hold on, the Late Time Soup is just about to come here any time by now...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryThat would explain why the walls are a rhinoceros.
Here is your Godzilla soup; made with 100% real Godzilla meat imported from Japan. Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
These?! These are the longest noodles you have?! These are only 29m 99cm long. Unacceptable. 30m is the shortest I'll allow.
Here's the soup of the day: pond water with limestone and assorted pebbles at the bottom!
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.I wanted the diet pond water with limestone and assorted pebbles at the bottom! What, are you trying to make me fat?!
Alright, customer, here's your all blue-link soup. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Does this mean he's finally dead?
Alright, here's your money soup! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT A CLAM IS??!! I EXPECTED BETTER, DAMMIT!!! I'M LEAVING YOU A ONE-STAR REVIEW ON YELP!!!
Alright. Here's your Philips CD-i soup. Comes with a side of SPAGHETTI or SOMETHING SPICEY!! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Bump soup? Bump soup?! YOU THINK I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT BUMP SOUP?!?
Okay, okay, you know what, fuck this place, take your Zelda CDi energy and shove it up your asses.
Alright, customer, here's our cockroach stew, enjoy. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Sir, I have your cannibal soup.
Edited by BBGunman on May 25th 2025 at 8:29:00 AM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.DUDE?! sure you got your orders mixed up, I'm not the man-eater around here, that tiger is!
Soup à la mode, sir...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

Not "eggscellent" enough.
Well, you asked for it. A soup containing eggs of every living creature alive!
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!