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REMINDER: THE BOTTOM OF THE YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE WAITER. THE TOP OF YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE CUSTOMER.

You asked for this, not me...

Okay! This is a parody thread to the infamous "What offends you about the previous post" thread. This is also somewhat inspired by this thread here. Basically, the above poster mentions a soup with whatever in it and gives it to the below poster. The below poster then has to find something about it that they don't like, and gripe on it. I hope you get the gist, so let's get this started since parody threads usually only stay popular for about a week or two.


Philips CD-i soup.

Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:52:33 AM

TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#101: May 11th 2025 at 2:52:14 AM

Not "eggscellent" enough.

Well, you asked for it. A soup containing eggs of every living creature alive!

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#102: May 11th 2025 at 3:39:23 AM

Oh my God- I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!!! How did you even FIND all these eggs…?!


Alright customer, here you are, the soup, and it actually has the cocaine in it.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#103: May 11th 2025 at 4:19:41 AM

When I asked for soup and a Coke, this is NOT what I meant!


Here's the Nintendo Switch soup you ordered.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#104: May 11th 2025 at 5:48:12 AM

I asked for a game on the Switch, dumbass.

Alright, here’s your peanut soup. (It actually has a single peanut in it, unlike real peanut soup.)

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#105: May 11th 2025 at 9:14:54 AM

Well, if I ate the peanut first, it'd no longer be a peanut soup, would it!?


Oh, hold on, the Late Time Soup is just about to come here any time by now...

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#106: May 11th 2025 at 9:41:21 AM

It still hasn't come and I'm hungry. Give me some breadsticks then.

Here's your ice cube soup, made by melting ice in our pots and poured into your bowl

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#107: May 11th 2025 at 9:42:33 AM

Why would you melt Ice Cube like that?


Alright, customer, this soup has that LSD in it, the good stuff.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#108: May 11th 2025 at 11:01:12 AM

That would explain why the walls are a rhinoceros.


Here is your Godzilla soup; made with 100% real Godzilla meat imported from Japan.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#109: May 11th 2025 at 11:03:49 AM

They don't clean off the radiation from the meat. Keep your cancer soup.

Here's your soup, made fresh from sweat squeezed out of towels from the gym.

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#110: May 11th 2025 at 11:47:41 AM

That’s just unsanitary.

Here’s your soup, made with the longest noodles I could find.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#111: May 14th 2025 at 4:17:16 PM

These?! These are the longest noodles you have?! These are only 29m 99cm long. Unacceptable. 30m is the shortest I'll allow.


Here's the soup of the day: pond water with limestone and assorted pebbles at the bottom!

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#113: May 14th 2025 at 4:21:45 PM

I wanted black ink! BLACK ink! Why don't you just rip out my heart while you're at it?

(Waiter does so) Here's Matthew's heart to go with your soup

BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#114: May 14th 2025 at 4:28:23 PM

Does this mean he's finally dead?


Alright, here's your money soup!

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#115: May 14th 2025 at 4:41:04 PM

You only put rusty pennies in it, you cheap fuck!

You don't like my iceberg lettuce soup? It’s a family recipe.

Edited by Weirdguy149 on May 14th 2025 at 7:41:51 AM

The legend has returned.
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#116: May 14th 2025 at 4:47:34 PM

why would you boil lettuce


Here’s your bowl of cereal! Feel free to ponder if it’s a soup or not.

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#117: May 14th 2025 at 4:49:02 PM

It's not. Now if it were oatmeal on the other hand, I'd argue that as a soup.

Here, have some lava in a bowl.

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#118: May 15th 2025 at 1:49:56 AM

I don’t eat volcanoes.

Here’s your soup! New England clam chowder… except, I replaced the clams with oysters and scallops.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#119: May 18th 2025 at 1:05:02 PM

DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT A CLAM IS??!! I EXPECTED BETTER, DAMMIT!!! I'M LEAVING YOU A ONE-STAR REVIEW ON YELP!!!


Alright. Here's your Philips CD-i soup. Comes with a side of SPAGHETTI or SOMETHING SPICEY!!

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#120: May 25th 2025 at 3:53:10 PM

bump

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#121: May 25th 2025 at 4:26:06 PM

Bump soup? Bump soup?! YOU THINK I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT BUMP SOUP?!?

Okay, okay, you know what, fuck this place, take your Zelda CDi energy and shove it up your asses.


Alright, customer, here's our cockroach stew, enjoy.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#122: May 25th 2025 at 4:28:19 PM

I'm feeding it to a frog instead.

You asked for it, here's your frog soup!

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#123: May 25th 2025 at 5:34:37 PM

I asked for frog stir-fry; they don't taste as good boiled.


Did someone order the [TEXTURE_MISSING] soup?

Edited by Yamanekko on May 25th 2025 at 5:34:46 AM

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#124: May 25th 2025 at 6:28:30 PM

[RESPONSE_MISSING]


Sir, I have your cannibal soup.

Edited by BBGunman on May 25th 2025 at 8:29:00 AM

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#125: May 25th 2025 at 7:10:16 PM

DUDE?! sure you got your orders mixed up, I'm not the man-eater around here, that tiger is!


Soup à la mode, sir...

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

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