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Okay! This is a parody thread to the infamous "What offends you about the previous post" thread. This is also somewhat inspired by this thread here
. Basically, the above poster mentions a soup with whatever in it and gives it to the below poster. The below poster then has to find something about it that they don't like, and gripe on it. I hope you get the gist, so let's get this started since parody threads usually only stay popular for about a week or two.
Philips CD-i soup.
Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:52:33 AM
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Hey! This is an endangered species! I'm calling PETA!
Alright, here's your human-shit soup, made ready-to-order. Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
This is the shittiest meal I've been given in weeks! I'm sending it to the trees!
Sir, here's your oxygen soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
I’m a plant. I breathe carbon dioxide, not oxygen.
Alright, here’s your borscht. (It’s Ukrainian beetroot soup.)
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deI'm not in to be possessed by bears today.
Here's your Bara Genre soup, good fella...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryA step up from the Yaoi Genre soup, the beef stew has a good amount of salt sprinkled in, but I admittedly ordered Yuri Clam Chowder instead, so…
Alright, here's your pumpkin soup, no deeply esoteric reference to some unusual factoid that I'd have gone out of my way to research for the explicit purpose of making the soup sound even more unappetizing, just a good ol' soul that's lightly peppered, dear customer. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
You brought it to a barbecue and expected everyone here to try it instead of eating meat.
Want to try some split pea soup? I made it myself.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"Honestly, the worst thing about this one is that it's boring
want to play some New (soup)er mario bros. wii? oh you meant soup as in the food? while I guess you could try to eat the disc if you wanted
Edited by HacksAndSlash on May 5th 2025 at 5:40:57 AM
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"Do you wanna know how I got these scars? I cut my face open eating a copy of Wii Sports Resort. And I’m not risking that again.
How about this soup? *sniff* I made it from my tears…
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)And just how do you expect me to eat this?
Alright. Here's your cereal soup. Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
...This soup actually exists, Waiter? I'd be more offended by its existence... but then I'm a Sonic fan, and I know there are worse things out there... although the fact that I had to mention that I'm a Sonic fan WILL unfortunately mean I have to deduct a few points from my review of this place.
Alright, you fuckin' blue-balling brat, here's a chicken gnocchi soup, with a fucking weed brownie. The strong shit, walls will melt, not a trace of carbon monoxide to be found. Bon a petit. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man. I see colors! They're everywheer! eihuihuoewhigeuowhegweguioeghewhouieguoewhuiorethiouhioerhoh KNEE SURGERY CRYPTOCURRENCY IhfWiwehuhuegwuehihuerhuieriugighuiehurgihuerhiurehuir geisoseohjibakalaka I'M SO FUCKING HIGH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I HAVE SO MUCH SKIBIDI P-DIDDY RIZZ AURA IWIGHEEGHIEIGHIEHIWHOEOOWUWIWRU AUTISDM OEIIOFEHZIGIEHGGHIHIEOIHWRO AUOTISJKMS AINT"GPOT IEGOJGENM SAVING THE BESPTGOT FUI LEEREUOETUETUOEETUETOUETIeitu- SEEITHITEGITUEIHTUIEETHGEIIETGE waiter im drunk can you drive me home pwetty pwease
moans and pretends to have sex with the bowl
Here's your brainrot soup. Bone-apple-teeth. Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
That's not pea soup, that's CARBON MONOXIDE!!!
Alright, customer, here's that goulash you asked for. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I DIDN'T ASK FOR GOULASH, BASTARD!!
Alright, here's your Lobotomy Combo Meal.
Edited by BBGunman on May 9th 2025 at 9:32:49 AM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.Okay, why is it Caddicarus-flavored? I'd have prefer if it's Project Moon-flavored or Jujutsu Kaisen-flavored or Geometry Dash-flavored. Dunce doesn't know my taste in lobotomies...
Here's your Clown Soup! It's made for you! It's what you eat! You are what you eat!
Edited by SomeLibre on May 10th 2025 at 10:59:45 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryOh, fuck off, waiter, you're not helping!
Alright, dear customer, here is a perfectly good New England Clam Chowder. Try to freaking find something wrong here. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
That's nice... Oh wait.... Why is one clam biting a Slowpoke's tail
and why are there a blue
gulper eel
?
Alright, here's a soup that contains every single Forum Game threads of TV Tropes till now.
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/Welp, my life has been ruined.
Here's your beer soup. Enjoy. Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.

It's 4:04 AM, idiot. Don't be drunk.
Here is the soup made with the flesh of a Mythical Pokemon...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category