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REMINDER: THE BOTTOM OF THE YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE WAITER. THE TOP OF YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE CUSTOMER.

You asked for this, not me...

Okay! This is a parody thread to the infamous "What offends you about the previous post" thread. This is also somewhat inspired by this thread here. Basically, the above poster mentions a soup with whatever in it and gives it to the below poster. The below poster then has to find something about it that they don't like, and gripe on it. I hope you get the gist, so let's get this started since parody threads usually only stay popular for about a week or two.


Philips CD-i soup.

Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:52:33 AM

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#76: May 3rd 2025 at 11:28:41 PM

It's 4:04 AM, idiot. Don't be drunk.


Here is the soup made with the flesh of a Mythical Pokemon...

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#77: May 4th 2025 at 4:42:47 PM

tiny bump

Hey! This is an endangered species! I'm calling PETA!


Alright, here's your human-shit soup, made ready-to-order.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#78: May 4th 2025 at 6:10:53 PM

This is the shittiest meal I've been given in weeks! I'm sending it to the trees!


Sir, here's your oxygen soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#79: May 4th 2025 at 9:12:24 PM

I’m a plant. I breathe carbon dioxide, not oxygen.

Alright, here’s your borscht. (It’s Ukrainian beetroot soup.)

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Solaris2022 Guy Incognito Since: Nov, 2022
Guy Incognito
#80: May 4th 2025 at 10:57:26 PM

I don't like beats.


Here is your bear soul, with honey on the side.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#81: May 4th 2025 at 10:58:32 PM

I'm not in to be possessed by bears today.


Here's your Bara Genre soup, good fella...

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#82: May 5th 2025 at 2:45:39 AM

A step up from the Yaoi Genre soup, the beef stew has a good amount of salt sprinkled in, but I admittedly ordered Yuri Clam Chowder instead, so…


Alright, here's your pumpkin soup, no deeply esoteric reference to some unusual factoid that I'd have gone out of my way to research for the explicit purpose of making the soup sound even more unappetizing, just a good ol' soul that's lightly peppered, dear customer.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#83: May 5th 2025 at 3:48:59 AM

I refuse to eat it after hearing that story about how and why you made it.

Hey, what’s wrong with your gazpacho soup?

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#84: May 5th 2025 at 3:52:18 AM

You brought it to a barbecue and expected everyone here to try it instead of eating meat.

Want to try some split pea soup? I made it myself.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#85: May 5th 2025 at 4:39:43 AM

Honestly, the worst thing about this one is that it's boring


want to play some New (soup)er mario bros. wii? oh you meant soup as in the food? while I guess you could try to eat the disc if you wanted

Edited by HacksAndSlash on May 5th 2025 at 5:40:57 AM

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#86: May 5th 2025 at 7:03:05 AM

Do you wanna know how I got these scars? I cut my face open eating a copy of Wii Sports Resort. And I’m not risking that again.


How about this soup? *sniff* I made it from my tears…

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#87: May 5th 2025 at 12:49:11 PM

That’s just water.

Here’s a nice soup made of molten metal. It’s got iron, gold, platinum, copper, silver, and zinc in it.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#88: May 5th 2025 at 2:44:10 PM

And just how do you expect me to eat this?


Alright. Here's your cereal soup.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#89: May 5th 2025 at 5:59:27 PM

I hate that this technically counts as a soup.


Sonic the Hedgehog branded blue-dyed curry? (This is real btw)

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#90: May 5th 2025 at 6:01:58 PM

...This soup actually exists, Waiter? I'd be more offended by its existence... but then I'm a Sonic fan, and I know there are worse things out there... although the fact that I had to mention that I'm a Sonic fan WILL unfortunately mean I have to deduct a few points from my review of this place.


Alright, you fuckin' blue-balling brat, here's a chicken gnocchi soup, with a fucking weed brownie. The strong shit, walls will melt, not a trace of carbon monoxide to be found. Bon a petit.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#91: May 5th 2025 at 6:07:40 PM

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man. I see colors! They're everywheer! eihuihuoewhigeuowhegweguioeghewhouieguoewhuiorethiouhioerhoh KNEE SURGERY CRYPTOCURRENCY IhfWiwehuhuegwuehihuerhuieriugighuiehurgihuerhiurehuir geisoseohjibakalaka I'M SO FUCKING HIGH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I HAVE SO MUCH SKIBIDI P-DIDDY RIZZ AURA IWIGHEEGHIEIGHIEHIWHOEOOWUWIWRU AUTISDM OEIIOFEHZIGIEHGGHIHIEOIHWRO AUOTISJKMS AINT"GPOT IEGOJGENM SAVING THE BESPTGOT FUI LEEREUOETUETUOEETUETOUETIeitu- SEEITHITEGITUEIHTUIEETHGEIIETGE waiter im drunk can you drive me home pwetty pwease

moans and pretends to have sex with the bowl


Here's your brainrot soup. Bone-apple-teeth.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#92: May 5th 2025 at 6:17:46 PM

I take the term “brainrot” very literally, so… *shoots waiter with shotgun*

Alright, here’s your pea soup.

Edited by BlankBlankness on May 5th 2025 at 8:18:09 AM

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#93: May 5th 2025 at 6:19:21 PM

That's not pea soup, that's CARBON MONOXIDE!!!


Alright, customer, here's that goulash you asked for.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#94: May 9th 2025 at 7:32:39 AM

I DIDN'T ASK FOR GOULASH, BASTARD!!


Alright, here's your Lobotomy Combo Meal.

Edited by BBGunman on May 9th 2025 at 9:32:49 AM

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#95: May 9th 2025 at 5:34:56 PM

tiny bump

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#96: May 10th 2025 at 8:59:27 AM

Okay, why is it Caddicarus-flavored? I'd have prefer if it's Project Moon-flavored or Jujutsu Kaisen-flavored or Geometry Dash-flavored. Dunce doesn't know my taste in lobotomies...


Here's your Clown Soup! It's made for you! It's what you eat! You are what you eat!

Edited by SomeLibre on May 10th 2025 at 10:59:45 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#97: May 10th 2025 at 9:13:27 AM

Oh, fuck off, waiter, you're not helping!


Alright, dear customer, here is a perfectly good New England Clam Chowder. Try to freaking find something wrong here.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
LucasdaKool Cellbit, a Notpron lover from the world of Puzzle Game Since: Sep, 2022
Cellbit, a Notpron lover
#98: May 10th 2025 at 9:35:25 AM

That's nice... Oh wait.... Why is one clam biting a Slowpoke's tail and why are there a blue gulper eel?

Alright, here's a soup that contains every single Forum Game threads of TV Tropes till now.

https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#99: May 10th 2025 at 10:16:48 AM

Welp, my life has been ruined.


Here's your beer soup. Enjoy.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#100: May 11th 2025 at 1:52:50 AM

Perfect way to get drunk.

Here’s your soup, made with chicken eggs, duck eggs, quail eggs, and turkey eggs.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de

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