REMINDER: THE BOTTOM OF THE YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE WAITER. THE TOP OF YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE CUSTOMER.
Okay! This is a parody thread to the infamous "What offends you about the previous post" thread. This is also somewhat inspired by this thread here
. Basically, the above poster mentions a soup with whatever in it and gives it to the below poster. The below poster then has to find something about it that they don't like, and gripe on it. I hope you get the gist, so let's get this started since parody threads usually only stay popular for about a week or two.
Philips CD-i soup.
Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:52:33 AM
I'm not blind. I know the mafia when I see them.
Okay customer, what was wrong with your sewer-water soup? Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Hold on, is that a slice of pizza, a strand of rat hair, a drop of mutagen, and a turtle's scute?
Now try our brand new colour out of space soup!
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!Hm, this is actually pretty nice...if it wasn't for the fact that I'm starting to feel fucking SICK from this! Lemme guess, you probably just bottled up gamma radiation, actually, didn't you!
Here's your SoupGrave made out of stewed bird and ice...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryHey... Isn't that the Nintendo RPG game? I hate that game!
Alright, here's your Dogecoin soup! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
...It's not you, or the sandwich or soup, it's me. I forgot to take Imodium. This will not go down well at all, it just won't, and if I eat this, I might honestly blame you for it.
Alright, cherished customer, here's that New England Clam Chowder, without Chowder jokes this time. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I DIDN'T ORDER NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER; I ORDERED OLD ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER!!!!
Alright, here's your soup with the poiso- uh... I mean... uh...
H-here's your grape juice soup. heh. Yeah. Th-that's totally what it is, yeah.
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.WHO WOULD WANT TO EAT A BEAK LIKE THIS?!?
OOC Aside: Okay, but joking aside, I'm willing to bet you that some soup recipes, or some things to that effect, actually do include the beaks in the recipe. There's certain dishes that include everything as an ingredient... so much so, the kitchen sink might honestly be included.
Alright, valued customer, here you go, a soup that goes on a longwinded tangent. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
How dare you give me a soup that reminds me of the troper Brain-Woman17!
Here's your soup. And no, it won't stop moaning. Even after you digest it, you'll still be able to hear it. You won't be able to get rid of it until you poop all of it out. Anyway, enjoy! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
I’m out of here because I never thought someone would try to mix the two in this way.
Here’s your soup, filled to the brim with coconut like you asked. (It’s Thai coconut shrimp soup btw.)
Edited by BlankBlankness on May 1st 2025 at 8:10:16 AM
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deI MEANT REAL COCONUT YOU STUPID FU-
Here's your courts summons soup. Consider yourself served, as in both definitions. Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Was this a ploy just to arrest me!? What crime did I commit!? I demand to see my lawyer!
Your Soup de Gracenote sir...
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryMagikarp is the weakest Pokémon. Weaker monsters aren’t as gourmet as powerful ones.
Here’s your coupe soup! (Based on this Farmers Insurance commercial
)
No. Just no.
Alright, here's your rizzler soup, guaranteed to give you infinite W skibidi rizz!
Edited by BBGunman on May 3rd 2025 at 2:06:42 PM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.…Pardon me, Waiter, I just need to step outside real quick to just down a gallon of bleach.
Here you go, customer, stromboli soup. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
You idiot! I wanted lasagna soup!
Here you go, a perfectly ordinary soup that absolutely won't allow an interdimensional triangle access to your mind. Not. At. All.
"Look inside yourself and to the stars; there, you will find your answers."I've seen Gravity Falls, I want a fuckin' refund.
Alright. Here's your Cash Banocca soup.
Edited by BBGunman on May 3rd 2025 at 2:22:16 PM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.

Like, okay, yes, I get that this is exactly what I ordered, but are you REALLY so certain you didn't have Raspberry Tau Soup instead? It's still rounding things out, except this time, you get to skip some steps, or some shit, I dunno.
Alright, sir, here's that chicken gnocchi soup, for you, and the slew of mafioso henchmen who totally didn't at all silently demand that we get the soup out in a timely manner, what are you talking about, valued customer? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.