REMINDER: THE BOTTOM OF THE YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE WAITER. THE TOP OF YOUR POST IS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE CUSTOMER.
Okay! This is a parody thread to the infamous "What offends you about the previous post" thread. This is also somewhat inspired by this thread here
. Basically, the above poster mentions a soup with whatever in it and gives it to the below poster. The below poster then has to find something about it that they don't like, and gripe on it. I hope you get the gist, so let's get this started since parody threads usually only stay popular for about a week or two.
Philips CD-i soup.
Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:52:33 AM
And I was expecting the noodles to be more al dente. Everything just disintegrates into mush when I put a spoon in my mouth. The carrots, the peas, the chicken. How do you screw chicken up so badly that it dissolves on contact?
What are you looking at me like that for? It’s just dinuguan, a traditional Filipino blood soup… AND IT’S NOT HUMAN BLOOD!
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)Did you make it from the Great Pumpkin? Because Charlie Brown's asking around for it right now, and if he reaches my table...
Here's your soup. And the soup's name is John Cena!
I want my soup HOT! BOILING UNDER THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS! How DARE you mix coolant into this!
Unfortunately we couldn't get the proper alcoholic effects into your soup as you wished, so...as a substitute, this soup has just the right amount of turpentine and honey to do the trick!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryAlright dear customer, I have a soup indicating that posters forgot that it's not customer first, then the waiter, but rather the other way around. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
That's something that would happen in one of my threads, all right.
How could you not love pig genital soup?! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
...And I realize that they PUT in all that effort to make it, but that's not my problem, Mr. Manager. They're supposed to be working front of house, and the cooks are supposed to cook the soup. The way you guys are running this restaurant is a shit show. Get your acts together.
Here you go, customer, a soup that a Literal-Minded Troper will spin in the worst possible direction imaginable.
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:45:53 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.Thanks, but my original punchline got
Waiter, I wanted the salad
Edited by oaiM_awgaS on Apr 30th 2025 at 6:44:15 AM
"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
I'm going to let you off the hook since this is your first offense. However, please remember in the future that doing it the other way around basically makes it an exact copy of the soup thread. Thank you.
One: This is a soup place. We don't have salad. And two: You did order a chicken noodle soup; I'm the one who took your goddamn order.
What was so morally wrong about a cannibal soup?
Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:53:40 AM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat....You can't be serious, can you? What was morally RIGHT about a cannibal soup, more LIKE it!
Alright, customer, here you go, that gazpacho you totally ordered.
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Apr 30th 2025 at 3:50:11 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.You're joking, right?
Not necessarily related to the post, but I don't see when I'll get another chance to show you guys what I found when I looked up what gazpacho.
I'm done with life.
You realize that this is a very expensive "endangered animal combination" soup, right? Every animal in here is considered a delicacy.
Edited by BBGunman on Apr 30th 2025 at 4:07:09 AM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.I WANTED THE DIET DISH WATER, YOU ASS!!! How am I supposed to be in proper shape if you guys keep doing the bleach with extra calories in it?
Alright, customer, the... New England Clam Chowder, right? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
It's CHOW-DAH! CHOW-DAH!!! (assaults the waiter)
Here you are, your tomato bisque.
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Apr 30th 2025 at 6:16:55 AM
Ahem? Why would I want to drink pee?
What’s your problem with snake and spider stew?
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deIt does not. Does it look like I asked for pudding?
Here's your soup, cooked with propane. So you can taste the meat, not the heat.
WHERE ARE MY PROPANE ACCESSORIES TO COMPLEMENT THIS? You ain't right, i tell ya hwat.
Raspberry Pi Soup
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

I ain't eating fungi semen (ba dum-tiss)
I thought you ordered chicken noodle soup.
Edited by Solaris2022 on Apr 29th 2025 at 11:17:44 AM