Peppa Pig? More like Peppa must become Bacon!!! Oh my god! This show sucks!!! This show is about a little girl pig who jumps on mud, which is very gross! She also has a little brother that always cries alot!!! Oh my god! He is so annoying and I wish he gets removed from the show!!! Also, Why did this show come to Nick Jr.? They are putting trash in one of my favorite channels!!! I really hope they remove that show from that channel! You know who else doesn't like this show? Lucina! That's right, She's a Peppa Pig villain according to a fanwork wiki, and I really hope she kills that stupid Peppa! Blue's Clues is way better than that crappy bacon!!!
OOC: Man it really hurt (and also awkward and weird) to type that for me, I don't actually hate Peppa Pig. (I sometimes watch it for the memes lol) (Though I consider Bluey to be a more superior successor to this show)
Kirby Super Star
Edited by cornyfield256 on Apr 11th 2025 at 6:54:24 AM
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.Kirby Super Star? More like Crazy Pooper Shart! Oh my god, this game sucks! It is just multiple games in one, which was already done by old shovelware, which makes this game a ripoff of the first instance of said shovelware! And those were bad enough.
In one game, Kirby falls through a hole and lands in a mine. Sound familiar? That makes it a ripoff of Minecraft (which is 100000 times better) even though Steve in that game doesn't do that. Kirby then goes on a failure adventure through the mine, until he finally gets out of that dumb cave.
In another, Kirby just goes through a normal Kirby game, just shortened to one world. Which is super cheap, by the way. Why would the developers do this?
And let's not forget about Marx. He is just a stupid ball that will gain "god-like" powers for no reason and try to kill you. How dumb. This is Just a rip-off of Sephiroth's fight, even though Final Fantasy VII came out way later!
Do you know who likes this game? Electronic Arts! They want to be this game to make it even worse! How pathetic.
Do you know who hates this game? Me! I totally have the sole correct opinion. Opinions are objective, after all. Whoever says otherwise is a dumb idiot, and it's not like this FireArrow is just a front made for this specific forum game!
So screw Kirby Super Star, and screw Kirby's Adventure! Super Mario World is ten googolplex times better than this crap.
End of rant. Next rant: Persona 5!
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Apr 12th 2025 at 4:03:37 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSPersona 5? More like "Personal Attack On My 5 Senses"! This game is a failure on every possible level! Not only that, but it's over hyped and over praised to kingdom come! The only people who like this game are retarded weeaboos with no sense of quality and blindly go with the crowd! I'd rather play Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) instead of this!
Minecraft Currently Reading: N/A
Minecraft? More like Whinecraft! God, this game sucks!
Everything looks all blocky and pixelated, and you go on failure adventures, most of which involve either digging, building, or fighting these freakish monsters. You have the option of slaying a dragon, but you don't even need to.
The mobs are idiots, and nobody gives a crap about the Phantoms, not two, three, or four, either. Not even a hundred.
Steve and Alex like to have sex at night, drink Potions of Confusion, eat rotten flesh for dinner, drink lava when they are thirsty, and go to the village church naked.
So screw Minecraft and screw Tetris! The Legend Of Zelda is way better!
Next rant: Warrior Cats
For every low there is a high.Warrior Cats? More like Failure Cats! Oh my god, these books SUCK!
Warrior Cats is a series where cats are in different clans. And these clans suck. In fact, how would they even work? They're just cats! They also die in an family-unfriendly way in some books, which is actually deserved, but the book's still a baby book.
These cats like to have sex at night, drink alcohol, go on failure adventures, and commit terrorist attacks. And That's Terrible!
Do you know who likes these books? The zoophilic furry! That's right. Not even normal furries like this! The zoophile just likes this book so he can goon to it.
Do you know who hates these books? Ryoko Aino! He really, really, really, REALLY wants this book to disappear, just like we do! Also, he hates cats. Those Phantom Thief guys shouldn't've changed his heart, because we could've gotten him to destroy this if Persona 5 wasn't all fiction.
So screw Warrior Cats! And screw God of War! Diary Of a Wimpy Kid is 1,000,000,000 times better than this!
Next Rant: Survivor
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSSurvivor? More like… uh… STAGEDvivor!
Reality television is a sign that the entertainment industry is dying. Remember back in 2008 when the recession happened and they were doing shit like canning Firefly in favor of The Real Housewives of Bumfuck, New Mexico? “Hurr durr, I’m a big television CEO, let’s take a bunch of randos with no acting credentials and have them do a bunch of unscripted shit on camera!”
But Wait, There's More! This shit’s FAKE! It’s all fake! They’re purporting to drop a bunch of shmoes into the wilderness and see if they survive, and once the cameras quit rolling, they’re like “All right, guys, that’s enough rolling around in the sand and trying to gnaw each other’s legs off! Here’s some catering!” IT’S ALL A RUSE. A SCAM. As is all reality TV. My 600 Pound Life? FAKE. Sex Sent Me to the ER? FAKE. The Kardashians? THE KARDASHIANS ARE LIZARD PEOPLE FROM THE PLANET FAKETITSULON 9000. And all because you can’t afford writers, animators, actors, etc.?
In conclusion: we should totally just overthrow the government so that no more recessions happen ever again. Screw Survivor, screw reality TV, screw the United States of America, and screw you all. I’m going home.
(For legal reasons this is a joke.)
Next: GoAnimate itself
i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.Go Animate? more like go fuck yourself. oh my god. this website sucks. this website features lots of baby show characters, and they go on failure adventures. caillou is a psychopath, dora is moron, and arthur? no one gives 2 shits about him. or 5, or 10 billion. do you know who likes Go Animate? JJ and TomTom; they want to be part of the videos because they’re slop, just like their show. and do you know who hates Go Animate? Sakura Kinomoto; and she’s the only baby show character who does. so screw Go Animate. and screw Luma AI, too. Blender is way better for animation
next rant: Shugo Chara! hit me up on MSN messenger! ;D
Shugo Chara? More like, uhh, Suck My Balls! Oh my god, this work sucks, big time.
First of all, it's a manga. And in manga, schoolgirls are depicted wearing their skirts so short that you'd see their panties when they slightly bend over. And you probably see the bottom of their butt when their standing up straight. In the real world, only kogals would do that! Scrap that, no one would do that in real life.
Even if schoolgirls in this manga don't have super-short skirts, the protagonist, Amu Himamuri is still pointlessly hiding her shy and lovestruck nature under a cynical demeanor. If you can be yourself, ''be yourself!
Also in the manga, she gets three eggs that hatch into stupid spirits, each respectively representing her sporty, artistic, and domestic sides. Why does she need them? Oh, that's right. To accept her depths! In Persona 4, which is a way better work than this, the kids only had to see one person representing them. How pathetic (for Himamuri).
And who names their daughter "Amu"? Yes, I am aware the Japanese don't name their kids how us Americans do. However, that doesn't mean that they should name their kid "Amu"! That's worse than naming your kid "Adolf Hitler", which is already horrible enough.
Do you know who likes this stupid backwards-printed comic? Lonely Asian guys in their basement, that is! They just need women to goon to. And since Amu is in middle school, that makes them a fictosexual pedophile. Normal pedos are already bad enough! Anyone else who likes this book is worse than Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, Donald Trump, Christopher Columbus, and Satan combined!
And do you know who hates this comic? All the people I just mentioned two sentences ago! Yes, only Trump and Satan are alive today, and them and Bin Laden were the only ones who lived to be able to see this book, but I'm sure all five of those people would call the author a monster. Chara also probably hates this book too, as she sees it as a disgrace to her name.
So screw Shugo Chara, screw PEACH-PIT, and screw the entire Japanese cartooning industry! Comics (the western version of this media) are a way better medium than this bullcrap, and it shows. So in conclusion, we should assassinate the Prime Minister so we can make manga illegal.
For legal reasons, this is a joke.
The next rant will be on Persona 4. Stay tuned.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 13th 2025 at 3:38:39 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS

The title says it all troper 1 lists a work (It doesn't have to be a bad work) and troper 2 writes a Goanimate styled rant on it so on and so forth
Troper 2:The Simpsons? More like the pisssons! My god this show sucks! In this show a family called the Simpsons who like to go on failure adventures encounter wacky hijinks, The characters Are shit, The writing is shit and the theme song is so annoying! Do you know who likes this show? The Breadwinners they wish to join the main cast but can't because they are stupid! Do you know who doesn't like this show? Among us imposter he wishes to kill the main cast! So screw The Simpsons and screw King of the Hill, Peppa Pig is way better than both, end of rant
Next rant:[[Insert any show here]]
So let's start things off!
Peppa Pig
Edited by Susman123 on Apr 11th 2025 at 9:07:01 AM
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.