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Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#126: Mar 16th 2025 at 5:12:29 PM

"Violence is justified always, mo exceptions."

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#127: Mar 16th 2025 at 6:16:51 PM

"Seinfeld" Is Unfunny, always has been, and especially still is.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 16th 2025 at 6:22:20 AM

clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#128: Mar 16th 2025 at 6:23:46 PM

"The Pokemon player characters should never be able to swim in water. Not only would the swimsuits be too revealing, but the Surf TM is there for a reason!"

"So, what have you been up to lately?" - Lida
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#129: Mar 17th 2025 at 4:56:40 AM

"Biting-the-Hand Humor is the lowest form of comedy around, followed by Self-Deprecation. And using either humor-type on this website is beneath me."

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#130: Mar 17th 2025 at 5:01:27 AM

Linkin Park sucks, its just for emos!"

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#131: Mar 17th 2025 at 5:02:08 AM

"I hate my dad."


~ ooc ~ [down] : With you on that one.

Edited by alateli on Mar 17th 2025 at 2:05:02 PM

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#132: Mar 17th 2025 at 5:07:08 AM

"My feelings towards my mom are simple."

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#133: Mar 17th 2025 at 5:09:34 AM

The feelings for my parents don't fluctuate.

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#134: Mar 17th 2025 at 5:11:21 AM

"PBS frontline documentaries suck, don't know why it continues to exist".

Edited by Superjohn on Mar 17th 2025 at 7:12:56 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Sorrelfox Total Poser (he/him) from Twilight Town (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Total Poser (he/him)
#135: Mar 17th 2025 at 8:05:06 AM

I can't see why anyone past the sixth grade would own a wallet chain.

...Mine's around my neck right now (^ ^)

I'm in a car underwater, with time to kill...
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#136: Mar 17th 2025 at 8:16:34 AM

I never cared about Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Live A Live or Trials of Mana before their remakes.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#137: Mar 17th 2025 at 8:25:44 AM

"Nor did I."

OOC: Fuck me, that hurt my soul to write, because you all need to know by now that this is blatantly not true. The original Thousand-Year Door was the big banger that shot itself up to being my favorite game ever made in the first place. If anything, I was terrified that the remake would fuck it up. Thankfully it's a beautiful polished remake, that happens to play like a port... and even sound like it, whenever you wanna get the old tunes playing again.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#138: Mar 17th 2025 at 8:34:13 AM

Family Guy is a masterpiece in comedy, and it knows when it’s stepped too far. I can watch as many episodes as I like, but the memes are tasteless.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧
#139: Mar 17th 2025 at 9:04:12 AM

"i do not unironically think the Splatoon characters are hot."

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#140: Mar 17th 2025 at 9:05:36 AM

"I can't stand cats or dogs."

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#141: Mar 17th 2025 at 9:35:05 AM

Valve is a greatly overrated company coasting off memes. Their games aren't even that good and they aged like milk.

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#142: Mar 17th 2025 at 9:41:37 AM

Disney made the right decision rendering The Star Wars Universe non-canonical and rebranding it as Star Wars Legends. That is not a spit in the face at all to those who came up with those stories and the characters.

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#143: Mar 17th 2025 at 11:08:21 AM

[up][up][up] "Me neither."

For every low there is a high.
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#144: Mar 18th 2025 at 7:26:12 AM

It's great to have many subscriptions, because physical media just takes up space!

I don't actually hate subscription models, it's just that I am wary of the ever-increasing emphasis and I like having physical collections if I can.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 18th 2025 at 7:27:20 AM

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#145: Mar 18th 2025 at 8:16:02 AM

"Owning physical books is for losers, ebooks and digital pdfs are the only way to read".

Edited by Superjohn on Apr 11th 2025 at 4:11:45 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#146: Mar 18th 2025 at 8:23:43 AM

ILCA should make Pokemon Brilliant Black and Shining White, faithful Unova remakes with chibi artstyles.

BLEGH.

"So, what have you been up to lately?" - Lida
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#147: Mar 18th 2025 at 9:03:58 AM

The Bionicle reboot deserved to be cancelled prematurely and wouldn't have lasted long even if people were willing to give it a chance.

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#148: Mar 18th 2025 at 9:05:19 AM

"Nuance is for pussies. Black and White morality is the only way, you fucking bitches."

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#149: Mar 18th 2025 at 9:47:20 AM

"Anyone who does the Genocide run in Undertale must genuinely be a bad person."

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
The_Dag Past Self in a Mirror from Bad to Worse (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Past Self in a Mirror
#150: Mar 18th 2025 at 10:52:04 AM

"I refuse vaccination due to my faith."

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

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