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Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#501: May 22nd 2025 at 6:48:02 AM

"Thread tax:"

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#502: May 22nd 2025 at 4:04:22 PM

"I'm gonna skydive!"

For every low there is a high.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#503: May 22nd 2025 at 4:15:45 PM

I hate those stupid nerdy games that have been updated since the dawn of time!

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#504: May 22nd 2025 at 4:53:19 PM

"The optimal way to play Mega Man 2 is to start with Metal Man and then just only use Metal Blade for the entire remainder of the game."

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#505: May 22nd 2025 at 5:06:39 PM

"The optimal way to play Mega Man 2 is to start with Metal Man, but then just not use the Metal Blade for any reason whatsoever. You have all these other Robot Master abilities, why bother with the Game-Breaker?"

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#506: May 22nd 2025 at 5:46:16 PM

"I am very good at Mega Man games."

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#507: May 22nd 2025 at 5:47:54 PM

"I don't hate Mega Man with a '   flaming fury, and I don't have an undying bloodlust for him."   

Anyways, where was I?

Edited by BBGunman on May 22nd 2025 at 7:48:06 AM

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#508: May 22nd 2025 at 5:49:51 PM

"Thread bump"

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
completelynormal learning how to love from Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
learning how to love
#509: May 22nd 2025 at 5:53:16 PM

The only thing that gets me interested in horror movies are the jumpscares.

[down]XE'S ALREADY AN IDIOT, THERE WOULD BE NO ASPIRATION—

Edited by completelynormal on May 22nd 2025 at 6:17:34 AM

"Every time I look, they all seem to multiply / The scΛrƨ that run my mind"
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#510: May 22nd 2025 at 6:15:32 PM

"I totally didn't just misread a tag and thought it said 'Aspiring Idiot', what are you talking about?"

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#511: May 23rd 2025 at 3:12:52 AM

"I love being ignored!"

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
Veemo888 RAM Day 7: Jenny Jergens from A. Nigma High (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 7: Jenny Jergens
#512: May 23rd 2025 at 9:17:58 AM

Who cares about Splatoon? It's literally just "you're a kid now, you're a squid now" and nothing else!

TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#513: May 24th 2025 at 7:51:07 AM

"SPRUNKI GOOD INCREDIBOX BAD"

i would rather say "SPRUNKI AND INCREDIBOX GOOD SPRUNKI PHASE 6+ BAD" instead

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
RadicalEdwood Some random dude from The Pearly Gates Since: Apr, 2025 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Some random dude
#514: May 24th 2025 at 8:33:02 AM

I always skip the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure openings

See you, space cowboy...
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#515: May 24th 2025 at 2:52:45 PM

"I'd never dance to music."

For every low there is a high.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#516: May 24th 2025 at 3:45:43 PM

"If I had a nickel for every time blah blah blah, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice."

Words cannot describe how tired I am of seeing that meme.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#517: May 24th 2025 at 4:07:08 PM

"I like what they did with Jumba's character in Lilo & Stitch's live action remake. I totally don't think it was a complete assassination of his character in any way, shape, or form."

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#518: May 24th 2025 at 4:09:11 PM

I love to complain on this thread!

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#519: May 26th 2025 at 3:35:15 AM

"1x1x1x1 ISNT TOO OP ENOUGH HE NEEDS MORE BUFFS"

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#520: May 26th 2025 at 7:51:49 AM

"Legends Arceus should have been chibi-style."

"So, what have you been up to lately?" - Lida
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#521: May 26th 2025 at 7:54:39 AM

"I hate reading about philosophy"

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#522: May 26th 2025 at 8:16:39 AM

"Gargantuans aren't rare enough. The developers need to lower the odds."

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#523: May 26th 2025 at 11:40:40 AM

"Only babies cry."

For every low there is a high.
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#524: May 26th 2025 at 1:53:25 PM

">Baby

>Cute

Pick one."

"Oh, did I win?"
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#525: May 27th 2025 at 3:18:51 AM

"Why does Blot speak in backwards? He needs to speak like a normal Toon bro"

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3

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