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The-Omniscient-Dex Just call me Jason, I suppose from Classified (Terrible Twos) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Just call me Jason, I suppose
#476: May 12th 2025 at 6:18:42 AM

South Park rocks!

I'm much too lazy to come up with a caption.
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#477: May 12th 2025 at 6:36:35 AM

Brickleberry rocks!”

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#478: May 12th 2025 at 6:56:45 AM

I am sick of Team Fortress 2 and The Simpsons memes. I don't even like either work.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on May 12th 2025 at 6:56:59 AM

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#479: May 12th 2025 at 4:50:11 PM

"I have worms"

Hopefully.

For every low there is a high.
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#480: May 12th 2025 at 6:48:32 PM

"I love Shadow Milk Cookie so much!"

Edited by TheScratcher7 on May 12th 2025 at 9:48:42 PM

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#481: May 12th 2025 at 6:49:50 PM

"Choccy milk."

Call it chocolate milk, you illiterate cowards.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
RadicalEdwood Some random dude from The Pearly Gates Since: Apr, 2025 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Some random dude
#482: May 13th 2025 at 7:17:33 AM

Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.

See you, space cowboy...
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#483: May 14th 2025 at 6:35:47 PM

Online shopping should replace physical stores entirely.

Call me crazy, but I want to actually see and touch the product I want before I buy it.

Fritz1991 (Pentatroper) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#484: May 14th 2025 at 6:37:39 PM

William Afton is the most boring villain to exist.

TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#485: May 15th 2025 at 2:49:32 AM

"gigi sucks"

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#486: May 15th 2025 at 12:34:32 PM

"I'm not afraid of germs."

For every low there is a high.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#487: May 15th 2025 at 12:36:21 PM

"I like to use f*** and s*** in every sentence! People who don't swear are WUSSES!"

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#488: May 15th 2025 at 12:38:50 PM

I play Dandy's World a lot.

Never played, I haven't touched Roblox in years.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Fritz1991 (Pentatroper) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#489: May 15th 2025 at 1:08:31 PM

The Mimic is actually a well constructed and great idea and totally deserved to be the villain of ruin!

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#490: May 15th 2025 at 1:13:52 PM

I will never play hit MS Paint/edutainment early 2000's-looking hit game Nubby's Number Factory.

Translation: So basically Nubby is my newest bit.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#491: May 19th 2025 at 8:57:55 AM

"Mood swings? I've never had them."

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#492: May 21st 2025 at 8:10:14 AM

"I hate libraries, and never want to go to one ever again!"

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
LibbyClements That one neurodivergent girl from Mount Washington, Kentucky Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
That one neurodivergent girl
#493: May 21st 2025 at 2:03:54 PM

"I'm great at math and it's my favorite subject!"

Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#494: May 21st 2025 at 2:14:38 PM

"I'm a casual gamer. I refuse to play any game that's hard or has too much story."

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#495: May 21st 2025 at 3:31:55 PM

"I love eating fish, it's so tasty!" I'm actually allergic to eating fish now.

"So, what have you been up to lately?" - Lida
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#496: May 21st 2025 at 3:56:17 PM

"There is no game in the Kingdom Hearts franchise that makes my feelings towards it complicated whatsoever! I'm only here to riff on it, and lampoon it for all it's worth!"

So What Game Exactly Is Ego Alluding To Here? Kingdom Hearts II. For whatever reason, the Disney movie selections are all bangers, the music's even better than it already was, Sora's KHII outfit is SICK (affectionate), I adore Roxas as a prologue character, and find his arc tragic, I like where Riku's character arc takes him (and his theme is amazing), and it feels like they hit the sweet spot with the gameplay. It's legitimately in my Top 5 of video games, zero irony attached... which makes things the slightest bit weird when I talk about the franchise as a whole.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#497: May 21st 2025 at 4:12:29 PM

I feel like a beer today.

I am a teetotaler

Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#498: May 21st 2025 at 4:36:10 PM

"My sleep schedule is a mess."

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#499: May 22nd 2025 at 5:57:49 AM

" Money? HA, when have I ever had to worry about it? I have enough to retire before I can legally drink!"

Grand total of $27.56 in the checkings. And a $16 Visa giftcard I haven't used yet . T^T

Edited by alateli on May 22nd 2025 at 8:58:04 AM

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#500: May 22nd 2025 at 6:28:03 AM

“I have the brass balls to ask my parents to get me merch of the games I like.”

It builds character.

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