I was… when you… were young.
TNP thinks that this Forum Game is the coolest Forum Game of the bunch, with blackjack and hookers in it. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Where's the blackjack and hookers though?
The Next Poster is high above the clouds. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Nah man. I'm more of a low tide kind of guy myself, makes living in the beaches more relaxing.
TNP thinks that their love is bigger than my love, and also takes more drugs than a touring funk band.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.I only have one vice, alcohol. One vice is too many.
TNP can sometimes taste the color blue. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Yes, because he's Superman! If some random, non-powered person tried to fight him just to see if they could, I feel like he would effortlessly hold that person back and explain why they're doing the wrong thing. Then, if that person got the message and apologized, he would most likely let them go.
...Now, if we're talking about Injustice!Superman, then I'm absolutely screwed.
TNP is in Allllllllllllllllllbuquerque Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Hitting as I type this post.
Unfortunate doesn't begin to describe TNP's series.
♫ "I look, and what do I see..." ♫I’m not notably lucky or unlucky.
TNP never should have come here!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Maybe.
The Next Poster has seen a plushie within the last 3 minutes. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Not really.
TNP shouldn't have done that.
Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:54:56 AM
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.I'm sorry, BEN...
The Next Poster has touched grass within the last 3 minutes. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
I don’t believe I’ve physically touched any grass since last Summer.
TNP has committed crimes against Skyrim and her people.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!For once, these crimes aren't MY crimes. I've committed felonies elsewhere, but Skyrim isn't an example of my villainy.
TNP doesn't buy the excuse that Pizza Tower was made JUST with Wario Land 4 in mind, not when it plays like one of the greatest 2D Sonic games in existence instead.
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Feb 2nd 2025 at 9:49:30 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.Well, I didn't before, but now that you've said it, I feel compelled to for no reason.
TNP has played Mario Is Missing! 10000 times.
Currently playing Yooka-ReplayleeUhh... well I played it for the first time last week... and I've literally forgotten everything I learned from it...
TNP has read at least one book in the acclaimed Bizzard the Wizard series.
musical euphoriaI have not yet, no.
TNP thinks stupidity is relative, and hard to actually pin down, one way or the other. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.

It’s nighttime.
TNP is Mr. Brightside.
It builds character.