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J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#151: Jan 31st 2025 at 7:31:24 PM

It’s nighttime.

TNP is Mr. Brightside.

It builds character.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#152: Jan 31st 2025 at 7:43:54 PM

I was… when you… were young.


TNP thinks that this Forum Game is the coolest Forum Game of the bunch, with blackjack and hookers in it.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#153: Feb 1st 2025 at 6:44:06 PM

Where's the blackjack and hookers though?


The Next Poster is high above the clouds.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Puttotheangel23 The Speaker Of God from Heaven (Private) Relationship Status: Desperate
The Speaker Of God
#154: Feb 1st 2025 at 6:48:27 PM

I feel called out!

TNP is from the chicken nugget nation.

One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her, You’re looking for light only you can ignite.
Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#155: Feb 1st 2025 at 8:07:45 PM

Yes, I like chicken nuggets.

TNP is a cat sitting on a keyboard right now.

Wherefore comest thou here?
Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#157: Feb 1st 2025 at 8:18:11 PM

No, I’m all of me!

TNP made me experience high tide.

It builds character.
Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just some guy
#158: Feb 2nd 2025 at 4:39:44 AM

Nah man. I'm more of a low tide kind of guy myself, makes living in the beaches more relaxing.

TNP thinks that their love is bigger than my love, and also takes more drugs than a touring funk band.

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#159: Feb 2nd 2025 at 4:52:58 AM

I only have one vice, alcohol. One vice is too many.


TNP can sometimes taste the color blue.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
GrafVonTirol Same as it ever was from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Same as it ever was
#160: Feb 2nd 2025 at 4:59:38 AM

It's okay. Not as appetizing as purple.

TNP can take on a full-strength Superman and live to tell the tale.

DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#161: Feb 2nd 2025 at 8:32:43 AM

Yes, because he's Superman! If some random, non-powered person tried to fight him just to see if they could, I feel like he would effortlessly hold that person back and explain why they're doing the wrong thing. Then, if that person got the message and apologized, he would most likely let them go.

...Now, if we're talking about Injustice!Superman, then I'm absolutely screwed.


TNP is in Allllllllllllllllllbuquerque

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
KIRBY PLUSH
#162: Feb 2nd 2025 at 8:35:38 AM

I’m in England.

TNP has been to the year 3000.

KIRBY PLUSH
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#163: Feb 2nd 2025 at 8:40:57 AM

Nothing has changed, ‘cept we live underwater.

TNP is hitting the griddy.

It builds character.
Auchical Fluffy goat prince (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: I miss my wife, Tails
The_Dag Past Self in a Mirror from Bad to Worse (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#166: Feb 2nd 2025 at 8:51:07 AM

Maybe.


The Next Poster has seen a plushie within the last 3 minutes.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Puttotheangel23 The Speaker Of God from Heaven (Private) Relationship Status: Desperate
The Speaker Of God
#167: Feb 2nd 2025 at 8:53:18 AM

The plushie I was trying to get was sold out…

TNP has that victory stench.

Edited by Puttotheangel23 on Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:08:31 AM

One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her, You’re looking for light only you can ignite.
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#168: Feb 2nd 2025 at 8:54:35 AM

Not really.


TNP shouldn't have done that.

Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:54:56 AM

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#169: Feb 2nd 2025 at 8:56:00 AM

I'm sorry, BEN...


The Next Poster has touched grass within the last 3 minutes.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
The_Dag Past Self in a Mirror from Bad to Worse (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Past Self in a Mirror
#170: Feb 2nd 2025 at 9:01:40 AM

I don’t believe I’ve physically touched any grass since last Summer.

TNP has committed crimes against Skyrim and her people.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#171: Feb 2nd 2025 at 9:38:38 AM

For once, these crimes aren't MY crimes. I've committed felonies elsewhere, but Skyrim isn't an example of my villainy.


TNP doesn't buy the excuse that Pizza Tower was made JUST with Wario Land 4 in mind, not when it plays like one of the greatest 2D Sonic games in existence instead.

[down] Okay, I'm going to put a moratorium on you trying to tell me what does or doesn't constitute a stupid guess, because that is starting to get on my nerves. Stupidity is relative, okay? I think it's blatantly CLEAR that "Wario Land 4 all the way" was the aim. The joke is more... it feels like a Sonic game by complete sheer coincidence.

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Feb 2nd 2025 at 9:49:30 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
KIRBY PLUSH
#172: Feb 2nd 2025 at 9:47:53 AM

This is the stupid guesses thread; and no. I do believe it’s Wario Land 4 to the max.

TNP hates my shoes.

KIRBY PLUSH
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#173: Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:02:56 AM

Well, I didn't before, but now that you've said it, I feel compelled to for no reason.

TNP has played Mario Is Missing! 10000 times.

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#174: Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:04:31 AM

Uhh... well I played it for the first time last week... and I've literally forgotten everything I learned from it...


TNP has read at least one book in the acclaimed Bizzard the Wizard series.

musical euphoria
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#175: Feb 2nd 2025 at 10:22:52 AM

I have not yet, no.


TNP thinks stupidity is relative, and hard to actually pin down, one way or the other.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.

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