Well, more of a robot enby than anything. See, the robot is still working out how they identify, as they aren't quite yet ready to maneuver the complicated world of human gender nonsense.
TNP found a pot of gold. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Yup, and now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
TNP just wants to rock and roll all night "The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
But only part of every day; I have to do the groceries.
TNP is actually a writhing mass of garter snakes in a trench coat.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.![]()
In some days, yes. Now I just feel like jazz.
TNP is a Spy
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Aug 15th 2025 at 10:07:40 AM
I doth haveth a lasere pointere. If youe coulde juste… followe it?
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TNP got a stick!
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)Yep! A stick I found outside!
TNP can... Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
I pity the man (cat?) whose parents decided to name them fucking Big.
TNP is that guy.
It builds character.Wow, way to call me out, dude.
TNP has never memed so hard beforehand. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I memed so hard the feds had to be called on me. I am currently residing in jail with a bail of $300.
TNP would "If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
I indeed did, and I also took his wife
TNP has a crippling chocolate addiction
Edited by NotPeppermint on Aug 22nd 2025 at 10:45:26 AM
"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."What, no I don't have any addiction (Hides stash of Mott's gummies)
TNP is the Roaring Knight
AITA for injecting my daughter with a known lethal substance?Nah. I'm a seal.
The Next Poster is still praying, hopeless and in vain. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Uh... Maybe?
TNP once deleted system32.
Edited by cornyfield256 on Aug 22nd 2025 at 11:48:19 AM
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.Nope. Pure skin over here!
TNP has watched Skibidi Toilet once and enjoyed it. "Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
That's right. I don't really exist, just theoretically. You need to wake up. :P
TNP does get a bit quirky at night. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.

No, I have terminal Trivago.
TNP has found a Robot Girl in their room.