Um... I have a jar of rocks. And seashells. Grind it up and that's basically dirt, right?
TNP enjoys LARPing as a chainsaw.
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.More partial towards LARPing as a warhammer, personally.
TNP blazes that shit like it's going out of style. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The only Blaze I like is the Cat.
TNP got dem CHEESEBOIGAS
Not really a wolf, but like a quadruped predatory animal in the canine genus who is usually coloured grey in media.
TNP'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED. Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
Only when I drive it backwards and reach infinite speed.
TNP has visited every planet in the solar system.
Currently playing Yooka-ReplayleeNo.
The Next Poster has visited an alien planet. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Does playing Ratchet & Clank count?
TNP hates Santa Claus, that cheerful Santa Claus. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
I literally just now woke up from a weird dream. It involved some Donkey Kong and Antonblast shenanigans.
TNP is willing to dive into the belly of the beast if need be. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I'm willing to go wherever... the first schmuck goes when they confirm it's safe.
TNP once had to haul a drunken friend's ass back home after a night out and got a hand from kind strangers.
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Good thing I'm a man of the world.Ewwww….. (obviously no, but it does beg one of human life’s biggest questions… That is, of course, “How many holes does a human have?”)
TNP has a rather smashing blouse.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.Sadly no. If anyone wants to lend me one though...
TNP has beaten Malenia, Blade of Miquella
"Know your place, fool."No, but I've beaten Air Man, and considering his reputation, that should be enough.
TNP is a POIsonous snake! Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
I don't think so...
TNP will press ALT+F4. Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
So basically anytime you step out of a work shift that kicks your ass, got it.
TNP has done the Mamushka at Waterloo. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The What at the Where...?
TNP stole Dream Island.
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)

YES!
TNP got a jar of dirt. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.