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DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#676: Jul 10th 2025 at 3:25:07 PM

YES!


TNP got a jar of dirt.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#677: Jul 10th 2025 at 3:30:08 PM

Um... I have a jar of rocks. And seashells. Grind it up and that's basically dirt, right?


TNP enjoys LARPing as a chainsaw.

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#678: Jul 10th 2025 at 4:45:17 PM

More partial towards LARPing as a warhammer, personally.


TNP blazes that shit like it's going out of style.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#679: Jul 21st 2025 at 6:42:02 PM

The only Blaze I like is the Cat. tongue


TNP got dem CHEESEBOIGAS

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#680: Jul 21st 2025 at 6:44:06 PM

Haven't had them since last week.

TNP is hungry like the wolf.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#681: Jul 21st 2025 at 7:46:35 PM

Not really a wolf, but like a quadruped predatory animal in the canine genus who is usually coloured grey in media.


TNP'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#682: Jul 28th 2025 at 7:52:35 AM

Only when I drive it backwards and reach infinite speed.


TNP has visited every planet in the solar system.

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#683: Jul 28th 2025 at 7:58:25 AM

No.


The Next Poster has visited an alien planet.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#684: Jul 28th 2025 at 3:36:28 PM

Does playing Ratchet & Clank count?


TNP hates Santa Claus, that cheerful Santa Claus.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#685: Aug 3rd 2025 at 10:21:38 AM

Bump

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#687: Aug 3rd 2025 at 11:12:27 AM

I'm pretty happy but I don't eat maintenance men.

TNP is the very model of a Modern Major General.

"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#688: Aug 7th 2025 at 4:22:48 AM

Well yes, but actually no.


TNP is dreaming right now.

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#689: Aug 7th 2025 at 4:25:37 AM

I literally just now woke up from a weird dream. It involved some Donkey Kong and Antonblast shenanigans.


TNP is willing to dive into the belly of the beast if need be.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Special Agent/Club President
#690: Aug 7th 2025 at 4:48:23 AM

I'm willing to go wherever... the first schmuck goes when they confirm it's safe.


TNP once had to haul a drunken friend's ass back home after a night out and got a hand from kind strangers.

Edited by andrewjradams on Aug 7th 2025 at 1:24:29 PM

Good thing I'm a man of the world.
animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
The girl of the window
#691: Aug 7th 2025 at 5:17:53 AM

I was the drunken friend's ass...


TNP is The Six Million Glory Hole Man or is recognized as such.

Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just some guy
#692: Aug 8th 2025 at 12:21:47 PM

Ewwww….. (obviously no, but it does beg one of human life’s biggest questions… That is, of course, “How many holes does a human have?”)

TNP has a rather smashing blouse.

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
Trespasser Unhinged Menace from [Redacted] Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Love = my face = a building on fire
Unhinged Menace
#693: Aug 8th 2025 at 1:54:07 PM

Sadly no. If anyone wants to lend me one though...tongue


TNP has beaten Malenia, Blade of Miquella

"Know your place, fool."
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#694: Aug 14th 2025 at 5:19:51 PM

No, but I've beaten Air Man, and considering his reputation, that should be enough. tongue


TNP is a POIsonous snake!

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#695: Aug 14th 2025 at 6:25:39 PM

I don't think so...


TNP will press ALT+F4.

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
ArmoredFury me at 2 am from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
me at 2 am
#696: Aug 14th 2025 at 6:46:33 PM

Psyche! I used the FN key to change the function of my F4! Now it just dims my screen wait wtf i can't see shit


TNP will explode in 9... 8... 7...

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#697: Aug 14th 2025 at 6:48:49 PM

Yeah, like that's gonna hap


TNP is. Just is.

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#698: Aug 14th 2025 at 8:00:27 PM

So basically anytime you step out of a work shift that kicks your ass, got it.


TNP has done the Mamushka at Waterloo.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#699: Aug 15th 2025 at 1:28:43 AM

The What at the Where...?


TNP stole Dream Island.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#700: Aug 15th 2025 at 8:50:44 AM

No, I stole the moon.

TNP has terminal lumbago.

It builds character.

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