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completelynormal learning how to love from Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#302: Feb 23rd 2025 at 4:34:23 PM

No, I'm not copying Elijah...


The Next Poster is speaking in Vietnamese, apparently.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#303: Feb 23rd 2025 at 4:54:14 PM

Tôi là nguòi Mỹ.

TNP is not like us.

It builds character.
Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧
#304: Feb 23rd 2025 at 5:15:02 PM

wellll, technically everyone is unique, which paradoxically makes the concept of being unique not unique, and rather commonplace, and so in a sense, i am like whoever "us" is.


TNP will protect the lesbians.

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#305: Feb 23rd 2025 at 5:27:12 PM

protect? bitch I cant protect a cockroach let alone an entire identity


TNP is a filthy pirate (the kind that walks planks)

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#306: Feb 23rd 2025 at 5:29:48 PM

Those would be mutinous bilge rats. And they're still better than fuckin' landlubbers.


TNP doesn't know what the fuck hard tack is.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#307: Feb 23rd 2025 at 5:32:37 PM

It’s those stupid ship biscuit shit.

TNP stole Qui-Gon’s gin.

It builds character.
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#308: Feb 24th 2025 at 6:20:23 AM

Whoever did it probably should give it back.


TNP is two apples tall.

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#309: Feb 24th 2025 at 6:21:37 AM

Well they'd have to be some pretty fuckin' apples then, if you want that statement to be true at all.


TNP is fuckin' sick.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#310: Feb 24th 2025 at 6:39:20 AM

I’m quite healthy, thanks.

It’s pizza time where TNP is.

It builds character.
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#312: Feb 25th 2025 at 4:33:36 PM

I don't really like drive thrus. uhhhhhhh Sorry, Emerson.


THE TNP IS DEAD!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#313: Feb 25th 2025 at 4:47:47 PM

Do I look dead to you?


The Next Poster is troping beyond the grave.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#314: Feb 25th 2025 at 9:26:19 PM

YES I WAS PHONE


TNP is wearing a diaper right now.

Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#315: Feb 25th 2025 at 9:31:45 PM

Actually, I'm wearing a toilet.


TNP knows about the Bite Of 87.

Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 25th 2025 at 9:37:43 AM

"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#316: Feb 25th 2025 at 9:37:58 PM

i do, you dumbass. that's when an animatronic bites a kid's frontal lobe right?


TNP LOVES SHIGETAKA...

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#317: Feb 26th 2025 at 3:04:33 PM

I have no idea what that is.

TNP can control bees.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#319: Feb 26th 2025 at 5:12:41 PM

NO, NOT THE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA! I WAS AFRAID OF THE GUMMY BEAR AS A KID!


The Next Poster was afraid of the "I'm a Gummy Bear" song/music video as a kid.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Puttotheangel23 The Speaker Of God from Heaven (Private) Relationship Status: Desperate
The Speaker Of God
#320: Feb 26th 2025 at 5:16:32 PM

Actually, that song kinda annoyed the hell out of me as a kid.


TNP has a dummy thicc moth as an imaginary friend.

One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her, You’re looking for light only you can ignite.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#321: Feb 27th 2025 at 10:02:49 AM

...what?

TNP won't find adobe here in Nairobi.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
The_Dag Past Self in a Mirror from Bad to Worse (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Past Self in a Mirror
#322: Feb 27th 2025 at 10:25:38 AM

I'm in Los Angeles right now, not Nairobi.

TNP is so fluffy I'm going to die.

Edited by The_Dag on Feb 27th 2025 at 6:27:17 PM

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#323: Feb 28th 2025 at 3:18:31 PM

No, see, I'm losing weight, thank you very much. Getting slimmer every day.


TNP is an all-caps spammer with blue links who likes being overly dramatic with their posts sometimes.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#324: Feb 28th 2025 at 3:25:52 PM

I feel called out by this.


The Next Poster has no mouth and must scream.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#325: Feb 28th 2025 at 3:43:12 PM

I have a mouth, and I’m not screaming.

TNP HATES NINTENDO’S AVERSIVENESS TO CURLY HAIR RAAAAH

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT

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