Not really.
Edited by The_Dag on Feb 19th 2025 at 11:41:32 AM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!God hates me personally.
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
TNP thinks this party's getting a little crazy. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The party’s just getting started.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Enough with the Overly Long Gags.
The Next Poster is Sonic the Hedgehog! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Please, I'm his archnemesis, DR. JULIAN IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK!!! AND THOSE CHAOS EMERALDS WILL BE MINE!!!
TNP is tempted to paste a really fucking long copypasta for their post. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not.
I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more games for them.
One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.
TNP has a platypus controlling them.
♫ "I look, and what do I see..." ♫Close, but you are wrong! A rat is controlling me, not a platypus.
TNP is feeling evil, they think they'll kill them all
Edited by Memer999 on Feb 19th 2025 at 8:44:22 AM
AITA for injecting my daughter with a known lethal substance?I AM EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! but i dont have the courage to kill them all... maybe. heh.
tnp has -1 aura Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Lies, I have 1/2 of an aura!
TNP has gone Scottish!
One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her, You’re looking for light only you can ignite.The Next Poster has sold their soul to somebody. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
yeah, that guy down the street.
TNP, in this position, sacrifices THE ROOOOOKKK!!!!!
Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?That's right. You guessed it.
TNP wants 40 foot tall women with cat features to step on them. Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
I don't want to be literally killed.
TNP has vomit on their sweater already- mom's spaghetti.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Actually more of a sweatshirt that my dad and stepmom bought while up at Tennessee, and the puke was from drinking too much whiskey too fast… that actually happened last Saturday. No, I'm not proud of that, and I've been going cold turkey for a little while since that point.
TNP knows what ToeJam & Earl is, and grooves with them. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I've heard of them, but I haven't played any of their games.
TNP has sang a love song that involved repeating their love interest's name several times, and ended it with screaming.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 21st 2025 at 11:05:22 AM
Very good kittyPEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES I LOVE YOU!!!!!
TNP has crashed out Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Yes, actually.
So, bike practice, going down hills… there is a steeper hill that I decided to go down for the first time… not knowing to liberally apply the rear break to make my descent slow, steady and careful… and I fucking crashed out, as per the facetious guess. I was flung out of the damn thing, and I was actually lucky that I landed in soil, and not the paved road or any concrete… but it still STUNG like hell. It still FELT like it wasn't fun.
But, you do want to get better at going down hill… and, not wanting a repeat of that, my ass got into high gear, learning the rear break really good, and what do you know, THAT did the trick. I haven't crashed out since.
TNP played bass for Aerosmith, and also likes pancakes. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Uhh, well, the latter anyway.
TNP is a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.

Oh, Crap! What do I do!? I’m a Shy Guy!
TNP is also a Shy Guy.
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT