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zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#151: Jan 31st 2025 at 8:03:23 AM

When you get adult novelties from Spencer's stuck on your windshield, you have a wank in public.

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#152: Jan 31st 2025 at 1:44:14 PM

When you have a wank in public, you arrested for jerking off in a public area.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Owen23 The Pryomaniac from The Red Team Base Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Pryomaniac
#153: Feb 5th 2025 at 7:53:07 PM

When you get arrested, you try to escape with a shovel.

"Mmmph mmph!"
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#154: Feb 5th 2025 at 7:54:40 PM

When you try to dig an escape tunnel your shovel breaks

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#155: Feb 5th 2025 at 7:59:12 PM

Don't try digging an escape tunnel with a broken, busted shovel. Get rid of cable and switch to DirecTV.

DirecTV: The future of TV is NOW.


When you have cable, you have to sift through weird channels.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#156: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:00:28 PM

ahem...

Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on Feb 6th 2025 at 12:05:55 AM

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#157: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:00:43 PM

When you have to sift through weird channels, you discover that aliens are real.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
supernintendo128 Semi-retired editor from My desk Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Semi-retired editor
#158: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:05:08 PM

When you discover aliens are real, you start wearing tin foil hats to protect yourself from their mind control rays.

pee pee poo poo
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#159: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:06:25 PM

When you wear a tin foil hat, you realize that you're an idiot who believed The Onion was real news.


[down] ...game shows.

Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on Feb 6th 2025 at 12:13:55 AM

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#160: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:11:40 PM

When you realize you believed that The Onion was real, you also realize you skipped over the one poster who mentioned Japanese programming on the channel.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
supernintendo128 Semi-retired editor from My desk Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Semi-retired editor
#161: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:14:59 PM

Don't skip over the one poster who mentioned Japanese programming on the channel. Get rid of Cable, and switch to DirecTV.

DirecTV: The future of TV is NOW.

pee pee poo poo
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#162: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:23:27 PM

When you have cable, your freeloader friends come over to watch the popular new shows.

supernintendo128 Semi-retired editor from My desk Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Semi-retired editor
#163: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:27:46 PM

When your freeloader friends hog the TV, you decide to download Genshin Impact on your phone.

Edited by supernintendo128 on Feb 5th 2025 at 10:28:49 AM

pee pee poo poo
completelynormal learning how to love from Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
learning how to love
#164: Feb 5th 2025 at 8:47:56 PM

When you download Genshin Impact, it rots your brain so much that you start sandwich posting.

"Every time I look, they all seem to multiply / The scΛrƨ that run my mind"
supernintendo128 Semi-retired editor from My desk Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Semi-retired editor
#165: Feb 6th 2025 at 6:24:29 AM

And when you start sandwich-posting, you blow your life savings to open a sandwich shop.

pee pee poo poo
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#166: Feb 6th 2025 at 6:28:22 AM

When your life savings is blown, opening up a sandwich shop, you begin cutting corners.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#167: Feb 6th 2025 at 6:32:48 AM

Don't cut corners. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV.

The future of TV is now.


When you have cable, you switch on the sports channel.

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#168: Feb 6th 2025 at 6:34:42 AM

When you switch on the sports channel, your pet snail still knows that you were watching that marine life channel with the sea anemone on it.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
supernintendo128 Semi-retired editor from My desk Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Semi-retired editor
#169: Feb 6th 2025 at 6:57:33 AM

When your pet snail still knows that you were watching that marine life channel with the sea anemone on it, you forget how to tie your shoes.

pee pee poo poo
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#170: Feb 6th 2025 at 9:45:53 AM

When you forget how to tie your shoes, you start listening to Ween for tips.

Edited by WhoaBundy on Feb 6th 2025 at 9:46:10 AM

Owen23 The Pryomaniac from The Red Team Base Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Pryomaniac
#171: Feb 6th 2025 at 7:55:38 PM

When you get tips thanks to Ween, you decide to reenact the b-episode after that by pestering an octopus to finish those errands.

"Mmmph mmph!"
supernintendo128 Semi-retired editor from My desk Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Semi-retired editor
#172: Feb 7th 2025 at 12:54:02 PM

Don't pester an octopus to finish those errands. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV.

The Future of TV is now.


When you have cable, you can't find anything to watch.

pee pee poo poo
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#173: Feb 7th 2025 at 12:55:26 PM

When you can't find anything to watch, you realize... you can't see anything.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
supernintendo128 Semi-retired editor from My desk Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#175: Feb 7th 2025 at 1:22:10 PM

When you're a master pinball player, you rediscover long-suppressed trauma.


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