When you have a wank in public, you arrested for jerking off in a public area.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...Don't try digging an escape tunnel with a broken, busted shovel. Get rid of cable and switch to DirecTV.
DirecTV: The future of TV is NOW.
When you have cable, you have to sift through weird channels. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
When you have to sift through weird channels, you discover that aliens are real.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...When you realize you believed that The Onion was real, you also realize you skipped over the one poster who mentioned Japanese programming on the channel.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.Don't skip over the one poster who mentioned Japanese programming on the channel. Get rid of Cable, and switch to DirecTV.
DirecTV: The future of TV is NOW.
pee pee poo pooWhen your freeloader friends hog the TV, you decide to download Genshin Impact on your phone.
Edited by supernintendo128 on Feb 5th 2025 at 10:28:49 AM
pee pee poo pooWhen your life savings is blown, opening up a sandwich shop, you begin cutting corners.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.Don't cut corners. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
When you have cable, you switch on the sports channel. WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
When you switch on the sports channel, your pet snail still knows that you were watching that marine life channel with the sea anemone on it.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...When you forget how to tie your shoes, you start listening to Ween for tips.
Edited by WhoaBundy on Feb 6th 2025 at 9:46:10 AM
Don't pester an octopus to finish those errands. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV.
When you have cable, you can't find anything to watch.
pee pee poo pooWhen you can't find anything to watch, you realize... you can't see anything.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...When you can't see anything, you blindly wander into a junkyard and discover yourself to be a master pinball player.
pee pee poo poo

When you get adult novelties from Spencer's stuck on your windshield, you have a wank in public.
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