There’s no cable? Good. Switch to DirectTV. You won’t need it.
Direct TV: The future of TV is NOW.
When you’re waiting for the cable company, you’ll sit down on the couch.
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTWhen you sit down on the couch, you hear a creaking noise.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.When you lose a way to make money back, you decide to scam some idiots to regain that money.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...Don't scam people. That's just real monster. Get rid of Bitcoin- err... I mean Cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
When your cable disconnects, you can't watch TV anymore.
Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on Jan 29th 2025 at 2:26:00 AM
WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?When you take up weird hobbies, you get new friends with the same hobbies as you do.
And it turns out one of the friends has DirectTV! No need for waiting for the cable company anymore!
DirectTV: The future of TV is now!
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...When you start a turf war, you get in to an Edit War with some guy over the Get Rid of Cable article and realise it’s spelt DirecTV, not DirectTV.
Don’t get our name wrong, get rid of cable. Switch to DirecTV and it will be all OK.
Edited by The21zonz on Jan 28th 2025 at 5:53:28 PM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTWhen you can't return it after three days, you begin to panic.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.When you begin to panic, you go on a mad dash for the nearest store.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...

When you wait for the cable company, you find that there is no cable.
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...