Norman: "This is so weird and ridiculous. Shouldn't the trainer be blamed for the murder anyways and not the fox? The fox isn't sapient or anything."
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuckOkay, I'm back again.
Canaletto objects:
A meaningless claim. The creatures called "Pokemon" engage in a most barbaric sport. Even if the other beast is alive as you say, the intent for violence was there. Therefore...I proclaim this animal an impurity! And impurity cannot be tolerated, for if he walks free, it will only encourage his kind to engage in more violence! I have seen this repeated many cycles ago as Avatar.
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...
I do see very valid points mentioned however, I still feel like killing was never the intention as they rarely ever go that far so we need more evidence I feel.
Hold it! Personal opinion aside, many sources of reputable research shows that Pokemon actually, in most cases, enjoy fighting each other! And if they don't want to they can just refuse to listen to their trainer! I see nothing wrong with fighting for fun as long as both parties consent to it!
Well, ~DeadlyEspresso, what’s the verdict. Unless our lawyers wanna say something more about this case.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Norman: "The verdict is that both the Vulpix AND its owner are guilty. Bring them to the gallows now."
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuckScenario 13: Pianitchi or Shin is bored and decide to play a prank on Norman. What is the prank? Does it work? How does Norman react?
~MKayRose or ~Zanreo, ~DeadlyEspresso
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
How about I do a little innocent prank with my portable piano with the sound and make it more metal?
I'll replace his drinks with Stanamin Spork, a classic Amon trick! Don't worry, it won't kill him.
Norman de Luz had one of his beer bottles laced with Stanamin Spork.
Norman didn't notice anything for a while, but unfortunately, a drug interaction occurred, resulting in Norman becoming hospitalized.
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuckScenario 14: Canaletto has decided to take a lazy day. How does he spend it? How does his relax? Does he invite anyone over?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
It sure is hard being the Lord of Purity in an impure universe. It doesn't get you many friends. Now what to do? Hmm, maybe I could pull Sul from that dimension I left him in. Or maybe not because he was an ungrateful worm. I suppose I could just do what I did on Oban to pass the time, watch others through portals and tamper with their lives. ....I wish I had more friends.
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...Just a word of warning, this is the last scenario where someone is left out. The last two have all characters, so be ready for that.
Scenario 15: Shin and Pianitchi are plotting something, and it’s up to Alolan Vulpix to find out their plans and report back to Canaletto. What are they planning? Does Alolan Vulpix get away? What does Canaletto do with the information?
~CosmosAndChaos, ~Zanreo, ~Snailfish, ~MKayRose
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
I'm planning something excellente unexpectedly volatile amongst the citizens of the city! Mu hahahaha!
Scenario 16: All of the characters are at the library. Who’s reading what? Who falls asleep? Who gets into a fight with the librarian?
~DeadlyEspresso, ~MKayRose, ~CosmosAndChaos, ~Zanreo, ~Snailfish. This is the penultimate one!
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Whatever Norman's reading... it probably ain't The Bible...
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 3rd 2025 at 1:59:01 PM
My favorite failed console tbh