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What offends you about the previous post V2.O

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The post above yours offends you in some way. Tell us how.

Before you post though...

The classic game is back again. But things will be a bit different here due to the fate of the original thread. A few rules will be needed here so it doesn't die off again.

1. Be sure to actually get "offended". Don't agree with it. Or if you do agree with it, be offended you agree with it. It's the point of the game to be offended after all. And again, it's the PREVIOUS post. Focus on the PREVIOUS post only. No call-backs.

2. No shitposting. It's not fun when it turns into pointless posts when people want a proper answer.

3. No insulting the other tropers, IC or OC. It's just asking for trouble. And on that front, no characterizations. It's not the type of game where we put on personas, and that results in a lot of trouble. The focus is being offended about the previous post, not playing a character.

4. No double-posting or sandwich-posting. It's not fun having one person respond to you. Give others a chance to post. Exception includes when there's inactivity and need to bump. Wait until 24 hours before you do so.

5. If you need to speak seriously on something OOC, put your comments in spoilers.

6. No Walls of Text. It's not funny and it makes it a pain for other users to scroll through the pages.

7. Don't use Sincerity Mode for in-game posts as it makes people uneasy over what's in-game and what's OOC. Use it for the spoilered OOC posts please. And on that note, spoiled comments are meant for OOC posts. No IC posts in these please.

8. No politics. That's a minefield we don't want to dive into.


The serious stuff outta the way, let's start this thing!

MOD NOTE: As stated here we're allowing this revived thread, but if it has to be locked, there won't be a v3.0.

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on May 13th 2025 at 10:04:23 AM

TomT Frozone (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
#12101: Oct 1st 2025 at 5:26:28 AM

Oh, come on! You didn't specify which version of The Bible, whether it appears in the Old Testament or the New Testament, which book of The Bible... you might as well have said "a holy book" instead of "The Bible" with how unspecific you were.

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MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#12102: Oct 4th 2025 at 7:09:49 PM

Why would you make a post about religion? You just froze the game for three days because you had to walk into that minefield.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#12103: Oct 4th 2025 at 7:13:00 PM

They could have literally walked into one, wouldn't you feel bad if that was true?

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HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
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#12104: Oct 4th 2025 at 8:03:53 PM

That is probably one of the most bizarre leaps in logic I have ever heard, and I spend 90% of my waking hours on the internet.

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completelynormal learning how to love from Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
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#12105: Oct 4th 2025 at 8:04:46 PM

don't brag about your lack of regulation.

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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#12106: Oct 4th 2025 at 8:09:51 PM

Why does anybody care about that? Just talking about a lack of regulation is itself not regulation.

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#12107: Oct 5th 2025 at 3:05:50 AM

Oh, so now you're against people caring about things, are we? What do you have against passion??

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MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#12108: Oct 5th 2025 at 5:11:22 PM

Passion can be used for evil. Look at Hitler, he definitely had passion.

JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
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#12109: Oct 5th 2025 at 5:34:37 PM

1. Wow, it's been a while since we've seen this particular leap in logic.

2. Hitler also ate sugar, but eating sugar isn't considered an evil action.

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#12110: Oct 5th 2025 at 5:41:02 PM

You wouldn't say eating sugar isn't considered an evil action if you were an innocent sucrose molecule.

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Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#12111: Oct 5th 2025 at 6:16:04 PM

sucrose molecules aren't sapient, who cares?

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LucasdaKool Cellbit, a Notpron lover from the world of Puzzle Game Since: Sep, 2022
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#12112: Oct 5th 2025 at 7:00:28 PM

The molecules themselves may not be sapient, but there maybe an extremely small, molecular size race of sapient being living there. Eating sugar would destroy their world and living habitat.

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MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#12113: Oct 5th 2025 at 8:36:46 PM

How would you know that for sure? Have you ever met that species? If no, shut up.

Snicka Since: Jun, 2011
#12114: Oct 5th 2025 at 10:23:19 PM

How could Lucas meet them? He isn't molecule-sized.

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#12115: Oct 5th 2025 at 10:38:39 PM

Even if he was molecule-sized, how could he meet them then? Molecules aren't even alive; the smallest you can get where something's considered alive would be cells.

Edited by BlankBlankness on Oct 5th 2025 at 12:39:11 PM

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#12116: Oct 6th 2025 at 6:23:17 AM

Who knows? Maybe science will evolve and we'll discover living organisms smaller than even molecules.

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#12117: Oct 6th 2025 at 6:33:35 AM

As a time traveller from the far future, I can confirm that won't happen.

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Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#12118: Oct 6th 2025 at 9:07:05 AM

What an incredibly believable story, truly the most truthful thing ever spoken.

Thus is sarcasm, in case you thought differently.

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Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#12120: Oct 6th 2025 at 8:52:39 PM

This is too much to handle. I need bleach for my eyes.

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#12121: Oct 7th 2025 at 2:39:07 AM

Scientists recently discovered that putting bleach in your eyes can cause side effects such as blindness.

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Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#12122: Oct 7th 2025 at 3:19:03 AM

Thank you, Doctor Obvious.

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MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#12123: Oct 7th 2025 at 3:35:50 AM

Captain Obvious does not have a ddoctorate degree. Stop spreading this misinformation.

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#12124: Oct 7th 2025 at 4:07:55 AM

Captain Obvious may not have a ddoctorate degree, but he does have a doctorate degree, so Superjohn's statement is correct.

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#12125: Oct 7th 2025 at 5:18:33 AM

my good sir, Matt may have misspelled "doctorate" as "ddoctorate" and we DO NOT have a valid source of Sgt. Obvious having a doctorate degree, but I DO know that he used to serve in the military as a sergeant once. source? trust me bro.

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