The post above yours offends you in some way. Tell us how.
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The serious stuff outta the way, let's start this thing!
MOD NOTE: As stated here
we're allowing this revived thread, but if it has to be locked, there won't be a v3.0.
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on May 13th 2025 at 10:04:23 AM
1. Wow, it's been a while since we've seen this particular leap in logic.
2. Hitler also ate sugar, but eating sugar isn't considered an evil action.
musical euphoriaThe molecules themselves may not be sapient, but there maybe an extremely small, molecular size race of sapient being living there. Eating sugar would destroy their world and living habitat.
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/Even if he was molecule-sized, how could he meet them then? Molecules aren't even alive; the smallest you can get where something's considered alive would be cells.
Edited by BlankBlankness on Oct 5th 2025 at 12:39:11 PM
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deMy word, I would have NEVER known had you not told me.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.Captain Obvious does not have a ddoctorate degree. Stop spreading this misinformation.
Captain Obvious may not have a ddoctorate degree, but he does have a doctorate degree, so Superjohn's statement is correct.
"HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?"my good sir, Matt may have misspelled "doctorate" as "ddoctorate" and we DO NOT have a valid source of Sgt. Obvious having a doctorate degree, but I DO know that he used to serve in the military as a sergeant once. source? trust me bro.
WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?

Oh, come on! You didn't specify which version of The Bible, whether it appears in the Old Testament or the New Testament, which book of The Bible... you might as well have said "a holy book" instead of "The Bible" with how unspecific you were.
"HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?"