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BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1: Jan 7th 2025 at 7:23:03 PM

Like Magical Soda Machine, but instead of giving you random stuff, the Magical Vending Machine gives you soda cans instead. Why? Because it's funny having a Non-Indicative Name.

Here's how it goes:

Poster 1: I insert some gunpowder.

Poster 2: You get a can of gunpowder-flavored soda though you can give back anything you think is funny, as long as it's specifically soda. I insert...


So anywho, I'll start us off.

TV-Tropes gives me a Trope Co.-Brand Soda can.

I insert a cigar into the machine..

Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#2: Jan 7th 2025 at 7:33:24 PM

You get a can of cigar soda, which is just liquefied, carbonated cigar ashes. Gross.

I insert a Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal cartridge...

Edited by Zanreo on Jan 7th 2025 at 4:34:06 PM

My favorite failed console tbh
Billy5545 An eagle from The sky Since: Nov, 2017
An eagle
#3: Jan 7th 2025 at 8:33:54 PM

You get a can of soda with the Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal cover on it. Drinking it makes you speak entirely in bootleg quotes from the game for hours

I insert a copy of Backstroke of the West

Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#4: Jan 7th 2025 at 8:44:56 PM

The soda you receive is red in coloration and has a distinct blue raspberry flavor to it, once you have consumed it, all speech you make for the next hour will be translated via Google translate to a random language and back 50 times. The can has the poster for revenge of the sith on it.


I insert a Canadian toonie (a coin worth two dollars with a polar bear on the tails side)

Edited by HacksAndSlash on Jan 7th 2025 at 9:46:14 AM

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#5: Jan 8th 2025 at 3:42:01 AM

You get maple syrup-flavoured soda.


I insert a scythe in the vending machine.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#6: Jan 8th 2025 at 4:04:02 AM

You get... some sharp-looking liquid.


I insert a can of Mello Yello into the Magical Vending Machine.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#7: Jan 8th 2025 at 11:36:31 PM

Out comes a can of Mountain Dew.


I insert a ridiculously long list of references to my favorite tv shows and games.

The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#8: Jan 9th 2025 at 12:12:31 AM

You get a lot of sodas mixed together.

I insert some vanilla and type in Coca-Cola on the machine.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Billy5545 An eagle from The sky Since: Nov, 2017
An eagle
#9: Jan 9th 2025 at 3:23:52 AM

You get a can of vanilla-flavored Coca-Cola

I insert some chocolate

Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#10: Jan 9th 2025 at 3:24:36 AM

You get hot chocolate.


I insert a bag of marshmallows.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#11: Jan 9th 2025 at 4:58:38 AM

You get 25 packs of instant hot chocolate.

I insert a corn.

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
LucasdaKool Cellbit, a Notpron lover from the world of Puzzle Game Since: Sep, 2022
Cellbit, a Notpron lover
#12: Jan 9th 2025 at 5:00:40 AM

You got a can of corn-flavored soda, which tastes like corns

I insert the Magical Soda Machine

Edited by LucasdaKool on Jan 9th 2025 at 8:01:02 PM

https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/
Oggy123 Spooky Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia Since: Oct, 2013
Spooky Kirby
#13: Jan 9th 2025 at 5:02:15 AM

You get a crackling soda that tastes like your favorite flavor.

I insert a Kirby plushie.

Edited by Oggy123 on Jan 9th 2025 at 8:02:32 PM

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#14: Jan 9th 2025 at 5:20:17 AM

You get Pepto-Bismol.


I insert maté. note 

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#15: Jan 9th 2025 at 2:14:49 PM

You get carbonated coffee.


I insert a taxi.

For every low there is a high.
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#16: Jan 9th 2025 at 2:16:29 PM

You get a copy of Crazy Taxi.


I insert a copy of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#17: Jan 9th 2025 at 2:29:10 PM

You get OIL!


I insert a salmon.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Puttotheangel23 The Speaker Of God from Heaven (Private) Relationship Status: Desperate
The Speaker Of God
#18: Jan 9th 2025 at 5:35:10 PM

You get a tuna sandwich

I insert a slap in the face

One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her, You’re looking for light only you can ignite.
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#19: Jan 9th 2025 at 6:48:19 PM

You get a can of Whoopass.


I insert a can of Vienna Sausages.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#20: Jul 21st 2025 at 2:30:34 AM

You get an A&W Root Beer can.


I insert a bundle of leaves and sticks.

Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Jul 21st 2025 at 2:30:41 AM

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 8: Taco from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 8: Taco
#21: Jul 21st 2025 at 7:54:28 PM

You get a herbal soda. Now with more poison ivy!


I insert a fully annotated thesis on TV Tropes.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
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