You get a can of cigar soda, which is just liquefied, carbonated cigar ashes. Gross.
I insert a Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal cartridge...
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 7th 2025 at 4:34:06 PM
My favorite failed console tbhYou get a can of soda with the Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal cover on it. Drinking it makes you speak entirely in bootleg quotes from the game for hours
I insert a copy of Backstroke of the West
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.The soda you receive is red in coloration and has a distinct blue raspberry flavor to it, once you have consumed it, all speech you make for the next hour will be translated via Google translate to a random language and back 50 times. The can has the poster for revenge of the sith on it.
I insert a Canadian toonie (a coin worth two dollars with a polar bear on the tails side)
Edited by HacksAndSlash on Jan 7th 2025 at 9:46:14 AM
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"You get... some sharp-looking liquid.
I insert a can of Mello Yello into the Magical Vending Machine. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
You get a lot of sodas mixed together.
I insert some vanilla and type in Coca-Cola on the machine.
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTYou get hot chocolate.
I insert a bag of marshmallows. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
You get 25 packs of instant hot chocolate.
I insert a corn.
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.You got a can of corn-flavored soda, which tastes like corns
I insert the Magical Soda Machine
Edited by LucasdaKool on Jan 9th 2025 at 8:01:02 PM
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/You get a crackling soda that tastes like your favorite flavor.
I insert a Kirby plushie.
Edited by Oggy123 on Jan 9th 2025 at 8:02:32 PM
You get a copy of Crazy Taxi.
I insert a copy of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
You get an A&W Root Beer can.
I insert a bundle of leaves and sticks.
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Jul 21st 2025 at 2:30:41 AM
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...You get a herbal soda. Now with more poison ivy!
I insert a fully annotated thesis on TV Tropes.
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)

Like Magical Soda Machine
, but instead of giving you random stuff, the Magical Vending Machine gives you soda cans instead. Why? Because it's funny having a Non-Indicative Name.
Here's how it goes:
Poster 1: I insert some gunpowder.
Poster 2: You get a can of gunpowder-flavored soda though you can give back anything you think is funny, as long as it's specifically soda. I insert...
So anywho, I'll start us off.
TV-Tropes gives me a Trope Co.-Brand Soda can.
I insert a cigar into the machine..