Prior to the Communist Revolution, the historical leaders were called Czars.
4,000 to Player 2!
Though if we are being serious here, if we made a joke about that, we’d probably be on a list, so let’s just move on.
Pick a Category
Unusual Ecolo
1. Go Ahead and Have a Cow Man, They’re Sacred
2. Muppet Babies? Who Are The Muppet Parents?
3. DIE! DIE! DIE!
Player 3, it’s up to you.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Segue: Lilac *Singing*: Ain’t no love like number fourteen!
Category is “Go Ahead and Have a Cow Man, They’re Sacred.” You get this right, you get $4,000. So, you know The Simpsons right? Well, let’s say Mayor Quimby and his corrupt administration is finally run out of Springfield.
Suppose Apu is elected mayor of Springfield in Mayor Quimby’s place and institutes the traditional Hindu “caste” system. Who would be included in the highest “caste?”
1. Chief Wiggum
2. Moe Szyslak
3. Homer Simpson
4. Reverend Lovejoy
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Ecolo stands up.
Ecolo: "Would it be... Reverend Lovejoy? While India didn't have reverends, priesthood was a job usually given to the Brahmins, which were the highest of the 4 Hindu social castes."
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...According to Hindu tradition, priests and clergy men are part of the highest caste.
4,000 bucks to player 3!
To put it in a different perspective, they’d basically be the ones who get to experience everything 1st!
Pick a Category
Ulchtar
1. Looking for Love in Lowbrow Places
2. First One to Whip Out Their Whip Wins
3. 40 Minutes in Line = Fun!
Player 1, what’s on your mind?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Hey, can we hurry this up? I got something to do!
Auto-selects the 2nd category.
Segue: Doremi walks up to Onpu with a gift that she got for Christmas:
Hey Onpu, check out my new shouting calculator! 3 * 5 =
15!
We will be calling this one: “First One to Whip Out Their Whip Wins!” Think you can handle 6,000 $1 bills? Ready? Let’s go!
Because he was first cast to play the hero in “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” who is “the lost Indiana Jones”?
1. Tom Selleck
2. Bruce Willis
3. David Duchovny
4. Pierce Brosnan
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Ecolo chimes in.
Ecolo: "It was Tom Sellick! He originally auditioned for the role, but ended up turning it down!"
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Dec 25th 2024 at 4:24:20 AM
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...You are awesome!
6,000 to player 3
Tom Selleck was originally given the role of Indy, but didn’t do it because he wanted to stay with Magnum P.I. Gotta love someone who loves art over money.
Pick a Category
Withered Freddy
1. He Always Gets the Meaty Roles
2. I Can’t See Evil, but I Can Smell it From A Mile Away
3. Caffeine!
Player 2, pick one.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Oh, sweetness! Players 1 and 3, go make me a sandwich. Player 2, stay right here. It’s time for a Dis or Dat!
Music fitting with a Dis or Dat play as the Horstacio begins to explain how this works.
Tonight’s Dis or Dat category is “Caffeine!!!!” Here’s the deal: I will list off 7 names. For each one, you have to tell me if it’s a tea from Celestial Seasonings or a Vin Diesel movie. If it’s a type of tea, press 1, if it’s a Vin Diesel film, press 2 and if you wanna skip it, press 4. Every time you’re right, you get 1,000 bucks, but I will take away a 1,000 for any that you missed or don’t get to. As for time? 30 seconds should be enough time to get through them, though that’s just me. Let’s dance!

Player 2!
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!