Segue: Sung in duet by Doremi and Onpu: We’ll call it a date if you can answer question 8!
This one is “The Answer is “I Don’t Know”” 1,000 bucks at stake on this one. Ever wanted to answer a question with I Don’t Know and still get it correct? Well, here’s your chance.
Where was the very first website created?
1. not a CLUE
2. can’t disCERN
3. indETERminate
4. go ask your MOM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Yes!
1,000 to Player 1
The very first entry in the World Wide Web was created by the European organization for nuclear research or CERN for short. Disappointingly there were no cat pictures or chain letters but there are no ads!
Pick a Category
Larry
1. Blood Type - O Negative
2. It’s a Dog! It’s a Game for Old People! Wait, It’s Both!
3. It’s a Dog!
Player 2, pick one.
Edited by starmate3 on Mar 11th 2025 at 11:39:10 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Well look at that, someone who isn’t afraid to try new things. Even if they seem… Impossible .
The Impossible Question segue plays out to mark it.
Our Impossible Question is called “It’s a Dog!” Look Out everyone, this one’s worth $20,000. Here comes the most impossible question out there!
What has four legs, a tail, and barks?
1. a dog
2. a frog
3. a whale
4. a coffee table
Yes, this is a real Impossible Question.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Mario and Luigi have conflicting answers.
Mario: "It's a dog, right?"
Luigi: "No, they're tricking us, it's a frog!"
Mario: "No no, it's got to be a dog!"
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...You can wipe off the sweat, because you got it! A dog has four legs, a tail and barks.
20,000 to Player 3.
Don’t you wish your tests were this easy?
Pick a Category
Hotel!Mario and Luigi
1. VCR Programming and Other Astrological Feats
2. Is The Price Right?
3. Save the Tree Houses!
OK, Player 3. Pick a category.
Edited by starmate3 on Mar 11th 2025 at 10:06:19 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Mario and Luigi step up.
Mario: "Number two, once more!"
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...Segue: Hudson is knocked down in a boxing match. The announcer, Trustping, begins the countdown.
1, 2,
Everyone else in the galley (sans Hudson and Trustping): 10!
Coming at you: “Is the Price Right?” 3,000 bucks for a correct answer. Hey, did you know that the first ever TV advertisement ever aired was a 10 second spot for Bulova watch time in 1941? It’s true! And guess what this question is about!
If a Bulova watch cost $10 in 1941, how many would they have to sell to cover the cost of that first commercial?
1. one
2. 10
3. 1,000
4. 50,000
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!The price of the Bulova Watch ad was, get this, 9 dollars!
1,000 to Player 1
However, this was back when TV’s only cost a nickel. Plus, you’d have to get to bed at like 4 in the afternoon and, would have to plow the kings land at the midnight.
One round in the books, don’t touch the dial, because we are starting round 2.
Carol gives everyone a new screw and implores them to use it.
Pick a Category
CATS
1. Oh, My Pagan God
2. The Ratio of Music
3. What Kind of a World Do We Live In, Anyway?
Player 1, select a category.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Segue: After a little jingle.
Luan: And now: 11.
We call this one “What Kind of a World Do We Live In, Anyway?” $4,000 for a correct answer. Everyone, this question is a fill in the blank question! Simply type in the answer when you know it. Now, tell me what word is missing from the following movie title:
”It’s a Mad Mad Mad __________ World”
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Any movie where Ethel Merman slips on a banana peel is a classic in my eyes. It’s the comedy “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.”
4,000 to Player 3.
King Julien: I think we should call it: It’s a Mad Mad Mad World.
Mort: Well King Julien, I think we should call it: It’s a Mad Mad Mad World.
King Julien: Mort… you are a genius!
Pick a Category
Hotel!Mario and Luigi
1. Because Coupons Care
2. In My Day, C Ds Only Cost 12 Dollars
3. I’m Feeling Butter, Thank You
Alright, Player 3, pick one.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Segue: With a space like allure, the words question twelve appear on screen. With the number being said by Jade.
Take a stab at: “Because Coupons Care” 2,000 for a right answer. Have you seen those coupons they send out with pictures of missing persons on them. Having text along the lines of “Have you seen me?” And then on the back there is coupon? Well:
Given famous people who have disappeared and have yet to be found, which of the following would you NOT see in your pile of junk mail?
1. Amelia Earhart on a dry cleaning coupon
2. Jimmy Hoffa on a liquor store coupon
3. Virginia Dare on an oil change coupon
4. Howard Hughes on a pizza coupon
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Luigi chimes in.
Luigi: "Amelia Earheart? She vanished even before spam mail was even invented!"
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...Yeah, um, look at your score please. Watch closely.
-2,000 to Player 3
Player 1, Player 2, whose interested?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!No.
-2,000 to Player 1
Player 2, wanna attempt this one?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Where’s that confounded right answer?
Howard Hughes on a pizza coupon was the correct answer.
Mr. Hughes was a recluse, but he was never missing. Which sucks really, because I think me and my friends could’ve really used that pizza.
Pick a Category
CATS
1. Don’t Take Candy From Role Models
2. …And If He Hits The Ground, You’ve Got An Omelette
3. Dealer or No Dealer
Player 1, pick one
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Segue: Romi: (Southern accent) Swing your partner 1 and 3. A do-si-do with a big 13!
Now serving: “Dealer or No Dealer” Hope you can handle yourself well, as theirs 4,000 bucks at stake. Now, I want you all to be cool about this, but:

1!
My favorite failed console tbh