Y’know, loser is such a strong word.
-2,000 to Player 2.
Player 1, Player 3, who wants it?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Luigi steps in.
Luigi: "Err... was it the Soviet Union?"
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...The Soviet Union came over uninvited and just wouldn’t leave!
2,000 to Player 3.
Spinda (Russian accent): (Hello, I am here to barrow some flour and attacking helicopter.) *Laugh Track*
Pick a Category
Larry
1. The Hypoallergenic Chia Pet
2. Movies to Rent when Mom’s Not Home
3. I Dread Locks
Player 3, ante up!
Edited by starmate3 on Mar 11th 2025 at 8:23:20 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!"The Hypoallergenic Chia Pet?"
(I give up,) Larry thought as he picked the next category.
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3Segue: Sung by Luxray, Volt and Sandping: Six trombones is not a parade!
The name of this category is “The Hypoallergenic Chia Pet.” 2,000 bucks for a correct answer. You know how Chia Pets have branched out so now there’s a Chia Head and a Chia Puppy and a tree and a family? Well:
If you were an idiot, which of these Chia Cats would you think is defective because it’s not growing any “hair”?
1. Chia Sphinx
2. Chia Manx
3. Chia Burmese
4. Chia Rex
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Your Sphinx is just a hairless cat, so it’s not going to going to grow any hair or fur.
2,000 to Player 3.
And if you just sit there and wait for something that will never happen, eventually you’ll become old, lonely and miserable. So, just think about that.
Pick a Category
Hotel!Mario and Luigi
1. He’s Not a Brat, He’s a Dweeb
2. I See No Evil, But I Can Smell It From A Mile Away.
3. Nice Scenery — Let’s Blow it Up!
Tough pick, Player 3, what’s up?
Edited by starmate3 on Mar 11th 2025 at 9:20:51 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Hey Player 3, nice pick! Players 1 and 2, talk amongst yourselfs, but Player 3 it’s time for a Dis or Dat!
Dis or Dat!
The category is “I See No Evil—But I Can Smell It From A Mile Away” I’m going to list off seven people and for each one, I want you to tell me whether there someone who sees no evil, someone who hears no evil or both. If it’s just someone who sees no evil, press 1, if it’s someone who hears no evil, press 2, if it’s both press 3 and to skip one, press 4. I’ll give you 500 bucks for a correct answer, but 500 will be taken away for any you get wrong or don’t get to. 30 seconds to run through all 7. Let’s do it!
Stevie Wonder
Sees no evil, Hears no evil or Both?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!3,500 (7/7)
What can I say? 7 out of 7. I’ve got nothing to mock here. Let’s add this to your score.
The Hotel Mario Bros. Score is now up by 3,500. Taking first place.
Yeah, you really like that, don’t you? Let’s keep going.
Pick a Category
CATS
1. The Answer is “I Don’t Know”.
2. Censorship and Hardwood
3. Before the Late Night Wars
Player 1, pick one.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!

Segue: (Pecola and Chewy are playing basketball with each other. The Penguin scores and says:) You owe me 5!
The category is “Okay, Who Parked Their Tank in My Driveway?” 2,000 bucks for a correct answer. Think fast, it’s question time!
Who played Afghanistan’s wacky neighbor that came over uninvited during the 1979 season?
1. India
2. Turkey
3. Saudi Arabia
4. the Soviet Union
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!