Artifact 002: The hair pick of Flash Wakamono.
This hair pick is rumored to be from [REDACTED], belonging to the original Idiot from [REDACTED], Flash Wakamono (before he had the name change to Flash Young).
Utilizing the hair pick involuntarily makes the user hold it in their left hand and the only thing that they can use the hair pick for is styling their hair into a pompadour or some other variation on the '50s Hair (always has a DA, or ducktail).
The hair pick seems to still have some kind of hair product in it that gives the user a strong hold for their hairstyle.
003: Kirby, in real life. We don’t know who made this, but if he is released, he’d either be a cute guy, would bring about ██████████ to the world, or both, so he’s being kept in stasis untill a very dire situation, like █████ or ██████.
DO NOT RELEASE UNLESS ASKED TO BY ███████.
Edited by The21zonz on Dec 8th 2024 at 5:31:52 PM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT004: The real Alex Hirsch.
Alex Hirsch actually wanted to do 3 seasons of Gravity Falls, and wrote some outlines for it.
Unfortunately, Alex went into a coma on Halloween 2015 after being scared to near death during an office prank at Disney Television Animation studios.
Not wanting bad press, the Disney corporation put his body in an experimental cryogenic chamber, and brought him to Area Tropey-One until he can wake up.
Alex was replaced by an advanced animatronic made from a rejected Abe Lincoln from the Hall of Presidents, programmed with as many of the real Alex's memories as possible.
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Dec 8th 2024 at 6:47:09 PM
I make forum games more than anyone else. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.005: A soundstage resembling the Apollo 11 moon landing.
No, they didn't use it to fake the moon landing. That would be ridiculous!
It was made for recreating the landing after all the footage of the original 1969 landing was unexpectedly wiped. Duh!
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006: A copy of Sonic '06, that when played, can cause the player's depression and rage levels to become amplified.
It was brought in by a Game Shop owner in [REDACTED] on the date of [REDACTED].
I make forum games more than anyone else. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.011: The Mutilator, one of the most Savage Spiked Weapons out there. Originally from [REDACTED], before we took it into our storage. The Mutilator is a spiked mace that is allegedly believe to be cursed; Anyone who picks it up will have a sudden, inexplicable urge to strike down the nearest person whilst wielding it. The Mutilator is so spikey that even its handle would cause lacerations to its wielder.
Handle with caution.
012: The secret 12th spice Colonel Sanders wrote in his recipe.
Ever since KFC opened up, Col. Sanders has used 11 herbs and spices. But what people don't know is that the Colonel arranged to make a 12th spice that helps KFC chicken get its unique taste.
It can only be made at his secret farm in [REDACTED], which is brought here so it can be aged to perfection.
I make forum games more than anyone else. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.015. A bottle of Stanamin Spork, which looks exactly like a similarly-named energy drink, but will drain most of your strength and energy upon consumption. It was taken from a suspicious-looking man in sunglasses.
My favorite failed console tbh016: A mysterious serum that will de-age its user back to 16 years old. It kills the user if they are less that 16 years old, though. The serum's bottle regenerates its contents every 30 days.
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Dec 8th 2024 at 10:15:26 AM
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...017: A cursed copy of Banjo-Kazooie, sent in by Tim Stamper after he bought it from ██████. If you play it, it’ll ██████████ then it’ll fry your N64. Tim said it should be destroyed, but we love keeping things that can destroy lives here.
████████. ██████████ of ██████████████████████████.
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTItem 023:a giant screen with MeLife installed on it. It was given to area tropey 1 by Meeple inc's CEO Steve Cobs, the item can create any thing imaginable and can restore them to. However incase anything created by the item escapes The items guard Mephone X comes in and [REDACTED].
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.

Just 51 miles below Area 51 is Area Tropey-One, where various artifacts from the Multiverse are kept secret.
In this game, we list off every item in Area Tropey-One, be it from fiction or an original idea, along with added information.
Make sure the artifact number aligns with the post number.
I'll go first.
Artifact 001: A copy of The Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
This artifact was donated to Area Tropey-One by a Eugene Krabs in [REDACTED]. This copy was made on an indestructible paper, and drawn on literal permanent marker.
This copy will be released and be brought to the Krusty Krab should the original copy be destroyed, or if there are no remaining memories of said formula.
Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Dec 8th 2024 at 5:22:46 PM
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