The Joker dies of nitrous oxide poisoning.
Spamton G. Spamton I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Jack grabs something from his bag that allows him to cast an ice magic spell onto Spamton in a similar vain to how Noelle used Snowgrave on him during the Weird route.
BTW, please call me Jake.Jack grabs her head in his hand and squeezes, crushing it.
Edited by KingLegendtheStudTroper on Dec 8th 2024 at 10:11:31 AM
Mr. Krabs gets cooked into a crab burger! note
King Dedede I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Jack turns Dedede into a trophy, and unlike in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Dedede doesn't turn back to normal this time around.
BTW, please call me Jake.Jack kills him the same way Mephiles did in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006).
Rosa Ushiromiya
Edited by KyrieUmineko on Dec 10th 2024 at 11:09:09 PM
Rosa is Buried Alive in a field of roses.
Danganronpa — Miu Iruma I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Jack Horner plants an explosive on his head, and tells him that there are explosives to explode.
Edited by Memer999 on Jan 5th 2025 at 9:21:34 AM
AITA for injecting my daughter with a known lethal substance?"You just wanted to come back for a second round, didn't ya?" Jack scoffs as he installs an antivirus on Spamton, wiping him from this very plane of existence.
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)Cirno gets frozen to death and buried in a refridgerator.
Mechagodzilla I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
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I think your games got confused. This is the character-specific page massacre. Not the self-demonstrating article massacre.
Jack becomes gigantic, and rips Mechagodzilla's head off by Jack's bare hands.
BTW, please call me Jake.

Jack Horner once had his own character-specific page
. However, after many tropers decided that characters should only have their character-specific page if a character page gets too long, and there is no other feasible way to spilt that page up, Jack's character-specific page got cut, and he was merged back into a page consisting of Puss' rogues gallery. Furious at this, Jack decided to personally kill every character with a character-specific page out of pure envy.
The game is like the other massacre games. You post a way for Jack to kill the character with a character-specific page that the above poster lists, and then post your own character with a character-specific page for the below poster to find a way for Jack to kill.
Let's start with a character that Jack was partially based on.
The Joker
Edited by MummyGaGa on Dec 5th 2024 at 10:57:17 AM
BTW, please call me Jake.