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We've got forum games on Alice, Bob, and David. Now it's Claire's turn.

Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.

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Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#77: Jan 2nd 2025 at 9:19:36 PM

...Use a helicopter to get to the top.


Rather than get out of bounds, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#78: Jan 9th 2025 at 9:35:39 PM

...Get into the backrooms.


Rather than not do things, Claire would rather...

My answer? Get an entire list of things that she's not allowed to do alongside Bob.

idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#79: Jan 9th 2025 at 9:47:02 PM

...get on the move with it.


Rather than JUST being an Expy of Bob, Claire would rather...

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#80: Jan 11th 2025 at 4:57:47 AM

…be a Commander Contrarian.

Instead of consulting the list of things she’s not allowed to do before doing something, Claire would rather…

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#81: Jan 11th 2025 at 5:32:25 AM

…try pretending that the list doesn't exist. That totally won't backfire, right?


Instead of peanut butter and grape jelly, Claire would rather…

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#82: Jan 22nd 2025 at 1:03:31 PM

have peanut butter and pineapple jelly. You monster!


Instead of keeping her movie within a reasonable budget, Claire would rather...

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 22nd 2025 at 9:03:40 AM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#83: Jan 28th 2025 at 9:25:15 AM

bump

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#84: Mar 1st 2025 at 3:27:29 PM

bumpology

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#85: Mar 1st 2025 at 3:32:03 PM

…go $7 million over budget, just to get a certain scene right… huh. Didn't take her for a director with INTEGRITY.


Instead of doing the smart thing, which is going to the police station to report her own crime, Claire would rather…

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
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